The Progress Of Marriage Poem Rhyme Scheme and Analysis
Rhyme Scheme: AABBCCDDEFGGHHII CCJJKKIILM KKNNNNOOPPQQRRKKSSTT UUVV WWWWKKNNXYNNWWHHWWWW ZZNNKK NNWWUUZZA2A2WWNNLLAA QQNN NNNNB2B2C2C2XXMMXXNN NNNND2D2WW HHNNXXNN WWWWWWKKWWNNWW E2E2F2F2G2G2 NNWWNN WWMXWWWWNNAetatis suae fifty two | A |
A rich Divine began to woo | A |
A handsome young imperious girl | B |
Nearly related to an Earl | B |
Her parents and her friends consent | C |
The couple to the temple went | C |
They first invite the Cyprian Queen | D |
Twas answered she would not be seen | D |
The Graces next and all the Muses | E |
Were bid in form but sent excuses | F |
Juno attended at the porch | G |
With farthing candle for a torch | G |
While Mistress Iris held her train | H |
The faded bow distilling rain | H |
Then Hebe came and took her place | I |
But showed no more than half her face | I |
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What er these dire forebodings meant | C |
In mirth the wedding day was spent | C |
The wedding day you take me right | J |
I promise nothing for the night | J |
The bridegroom dressed to make a figure | K |
Assumes an artificial vigour | K |
A flourished night cap on to grace | I |
His ruddy wrinkled smirking face | I |
Like the faint red upon a pippin | L |
Half withered by a winter s keeping | M |
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And thus set out this happy pair | K |
The Swain is rich the Nymph is fair | K |
But which I gladly would forget | N |
The Swain is old the Nymph coquette | N |
Both from the goal together start | N |
Scarce run a step before they part | N |
No common ligament that binds | O |
The various textures of their minds | O |
Their thoughts and actions hopes and fears | P |
Less corresponding than their years | P |
Her spouse desires his coffee soon | Q |
She rises to her tea at noon | Q |
While he goes out to cheapen books | R |
She at the glass consults her looks | R |
While Betty s buzzing in her ear | K |
Lord what a dress these Parsons wear | K |
So odd a choice how could she make | S |
Wished him a Colonel for her sake | S |
Then on her fingers ends she counts | T |
Exact to what his age amounts | T |
The Dean she heard her Uncle say | U |
Is fifty if he be a day | U |
His ruddy cheeks are no disguise | V |
You see the crows feet round his eyes | V |
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At one she rambles to the shops | W |
To cheapen tea and talk with fops | W |
Or calls a council of her maids | W |
And tradesmen to compare brocades | W |
Her weighty morning business o er | K |
Sits down to dinner just at four | K |
Minds nothing that is done or said | N |
Her evening work so fills her head | N |
The Dean who used to dine at one | X |
Is mawkish and his stomach gone | Y |
In thread bare gown would scarce a louse hold | N |
Looks like the chaplain of the household | N |
Beholds her from the chaplain s place | W |
In French brocades and Flanders lace | W |
He wonders what employs her brain | H |
But never asks or asks in vain | H |
His mind is full of other cares | W |
And in the sneaking parson s airs | W |
Computes that half a parish dues | W |
Will hardly find his wife in shoes | W |
Can st thou imagine dull Divine | Z |
Twill gain her love to make her fine | Z |
Hath she no other wants beside | N |
You raise desire as well as pride | N |
Enticing coxcombs to adore | K |
And teach her to despise thee more | K |
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If in her coach she ll condescend | N |
To place him at the hinder end | N |
Her hoop is hoist above his nose | W |
His odious gown would soil her clothes | W |
And drops him at the church to pray | U |
While she drives on to see the play | U |
He like an orderly Divine | Z |
Comes home a quarter after nine | Z |
And meets her hasting to the Ball | A2 |
Her chairmen push him from the wall | A2 |
He enters in and walks up stairs | W |
And calls the family to prayers | W |
Then goes alone to take his rest | N |
In bed where he can spare her best | N |
At five the footmen make a din | L |
Her Ladyship is just come in | L |
The Masquerade began at two | A |
She stole away with much ado | A |
And shall be chid this afternoon | Q |
For leaving company so soon | Q |
She ll say and she may truly say t | N |
She can t abide to stay out late | N |
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But now though scarce a twelvemonth married | N |
His Lady has twelve times miscarried | N |
The cause alas is quickly guessed | N |
The Town has whispered round the jest | N |
Think on some remedy in time | B2 |
You find His Reverence past his prime | B2 |
Already dwindled to a lath | C2 |
No other way but try the Bath | C2 |
For Venus rising from the ocean | X |
Infused a strong prolific potion | X |
That mixed with Achelaus spring | M |
The horn d flood as poets sing | M |
Who with an English Beauty smitten | X |
Ran underground from Greece to Britain | X |
The genial Virtue with him brought | N |
And gave the Nymph a plenteous draught | N |
Then fled and left his Horn behind | N |
For husbands past their youth to find | N |
The Nymph who still with passion burned | N |
Was to a boiling fountain turned | N |
Where childless wives crowd every morn | D2 |
To drink in Achelaus Horn | D2 |
And here the father often gains | W |
That title by another s pains | W |
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Hither though much against his grain | H |
The Dean has carried Lady Jane | H |
He for a while would not consent | N |
But vowed his money all was spent | N |
His money spent a clownish reason | X |
And must My Lady slip her Season | X |
The Doctor with a double fee | N |
Was bribed to make the Dean agree | N |
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Here all diversions of the place | W |
Are proper in my Lady s case | W |
With which she patiently complies | W |
Merely because her friends advise | W |
His money and her time employs | W |
In music raffling rooms and toys | W |
Or in the Cross Bath seeks an heir | K |
Since others oft have found one there | K |
Where if the Dean by chance appears | W |
It shames his cassock and his years | W |
He keeps his distance in the gallery | N |
Till banished by some coxcomb s raillery | N |
For twould his character expose | W |
To bathe among the belles and beaux | W |
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So have I seen within a pen | E2 |
Young ducklings fostered by a hen | E2 |
But when let out they run and muddle | F2 |
As instinct leads them in a puddle | F2 |
The sober hen not born to swim | G2 |
With mournful note clucks round the brim | G2 |
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The Dean with all his best endeavour | N |
Gets not an heir but gets a fever | N |
A victim to the last essays | W |
Of vigor in declining days | W |
He dies and leaves his mourning mate | N |
What could he less his whole estate | N |
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The widow goes through all her forms | W |
New lovers now will come in swarms | W |
Oh may I see her soon dispensing | M |
Her favours to some broken Ensign | X |
Him let her marry for his face | W |
And only coat of tarnished lace | W |
To turn her naked out of doors | W |
And spend her jointure on his whores | W |
But for a parting present leave her | N |
A rooted pox to last for ever | N |
Jonathan Swift
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