The Progress Of Marriage Poem Rhyme Scheme and Analysis

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Aetatis suae fifty twoA
A rich Divine began to wooA
A handsome young imperious girlB
Nearly related to an EarlB
Her parents and her friends consentC
The couple to the temple wentC
They first invite the Cyprian QueenD
Twas answered she would not be seenD
The Graces next and all the MusesE
Were bid in form but sent excusesF
Juno attended at the porchG
With farthing candle for a torchG
While Mistress Iris held her trainH
The faded bow distilling rainH
Then Hebe came and took her placeI
But showed no more than half her faceI
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What er these dire forebodings meantC
In mirth the wedding day was spentC
The wedding day you take me rightJ
I promise nothing for the nightJ
The bridegroom dressed to make a figureK
Assumes an artificial vigourK
A flourished night cap on to graceI
His ruddy wrinkled smirking faceI
Like the faint red upon a pippinL
Half withered by a winter s keepingM
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And thus set out this happy pairK
The Swain is rich the Nymph is fairK
But which I gladly would forgetN
The Swain is old the Nymph coquetteN
Both from the goal together startN
Scarce run a step before they partN
No common ligament that bindsO
The various textures of their mindsO
Their thoughts and actions hopes and fearsP
Less corresponding than their yearsP
Her spouse desires his coffee soonQ
She rises to her tea at noonQ
While he goes out to cheapen booksR
She at the glass consults her looksR
While Betty s buzzing in her earK
Lord what a dress these Parsons wearK
So odd a choice how could she makeS
Wished him a Colonel for her sakeS
Then on her fingers ends she countsT
Exact to what his age amountsT
The Dean she heard her Uncle sayU
Is fifty if he be a dayU
His ruddy cheeks are no disguiseV
You see the crows feet round his eyesV
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At one she rambles to the shopsW
To cheapen tea and talk with fopsW
Or calls a council of her maidsW
And tradesmen to compare brocadesW
Her weighty morning business o erK
Sits down to dinner just at fourK
Minds nothing that is done or saidN
Her evening work so fills her headN
The Dean who used to dine at oneX
Is mawkish and his stomach goneY
In thread bare gown would scarce a louse holdN
Looks like the chaplain of the householdN
Beholds her from the chaplain s placeW
In French brocades and Flanders laceW
He wonders what employs her brainH
But never asks or asks in vainH
His mind is full of other caresW
And in the sneaking parson s airsW
Computes that half a parish duesW
Will hardly find his wife in shoesW
Can st thou imagine dull DivineZ
Twill gain her love to make her fineZ
Hath she no other wants besideN
You raise desire as well as prideN
Enticing coxcombs to adoreK
And teach her to despise thee moreK
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If in her coach she ll condescendN
To place him at the hinder endN
Her hoop is hoist above his noseW
His odious gown would soil her clothesW
And drops him at the church to prayU
While she drives on to see the playU
He like an orderly DivineZ
Comes home a quarter after nineZ
And meets her hasting to the BallA2
Her chairmen push him from the wallA2
He enters in and walks up stairsW
And calls the family to prayersW
Then goes alone to take his restN
In bed where he can spare her bestN
At five the footmen make a dinL
Her Ladyship is just come inL
The Masquerade began at twoA
She stole away with much adoA
And shall be chid this afternoonQ
For leaving company so soonQ
She ll say and she may truly say tN
She can t abide to stay out lateN
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But now though scarce a twelvemonth marriedN
His Lady has twelve times miscarriedN
The cause alas is quickly guessedN
The Town has whispered round the jestN
Think on some remedy in timeB2
You find His Reverence past his primeB2
Already dwindled to a lathC2
No other way but try the BathC2
For Venus rising from the oceanX
Infused a strong prolific potionX
That mixed with Achelaus springM
The horn d flood as poets singM
Who with an English Beauty smittenX
Ran underground from Greece to BritainX
The genial Virtue with him broughtN
And gave the Nymph a plenteous draughtN
Then fled and left his Horn behindN
For husbands past their youth to findN
The Nymph who still with passion burnedN
Was to a boiling fountain turnedN
Where childless wives crowd every mornD2
To drink in Achelaus HornD2
And here the father often gainsW
That title by another s painsW
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Hither though much against his grainH
The Dean has carried Lady JaneH
He for a while would not consentN
But vowed his money all was spentN
His money spent a clownish reasonX
And must My Lady slip her SeasonX
The Doctor with a double feeN
Was bribed to make the Dean agreeN
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Here all diversions of the placeW
Are proper in my Lady s caseW
With which she patiently compliesW
Merely because her friends adviseW
His money and her time employsW
In music raffling rooms and toysW
Or in the Cross Bath seeks an heirK
Since others oft have found one thereK
Where if the Dean by chance appearsW
It shames his cassock and his yearsW
He keeps his distance in the galleryN
Till banished by some coxcomb s railleryN
For twould his character exposeW
To bathe among the belles and beauxW
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So have I seen within a penE2
Young ducklings fostered by a henE2
But when let out they run and muddleF2
As instinct leads them in a puddleF2
The sober hen not born to swimG2
With mournful note clucks round the brimG2
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The Dean with all his best endeavourN
Gets not an heir but gets a feverN
A victim to the last essaysW
Of vigor in declining daysW
He dies and leaves his mourning mateN
What could he less his whole estateN
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The widow goes through all her formsW
New lovers now will come in swarmsW
Oh may I see her soon dispensingM
Her favours to some broken EnsignX
Him let her marry for his faceW
And only coat of tarnished laceW
To turn her naked out of doorsW
And spend her jointure on his whoresW
But for a parting present leave herN
A rooted pox to last for everN

Jonathan Swift



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