The Lady's Dressing Room Poem Rhyme Scheme and Analysis
Rhyme Scheme: ABBCCDDEFGGGGGGHIJJG GKKGGLLGGMMGGLLLLLLL LLLGGLLGGLLANGGOOLLG GLLPPGGGGQQGGGGLLNNR RLLSSGGGGGGMMTTMMGGQ QLLUUVVGGWWXXDDLLAAL LHHLLGGGGLLTTLLLLGGG GYYBy haughty Celia spent in dressing | A |
The goddess from her chamber issues | B |
Arrayed in lace brocades and tissues | B |
Strephon who found the room was void | C |
And Betty otherwise employed | C |
Stole in and took a strict survey | D |
Of all the litter as it lay | D |
Whereof to make the matter clear | E |
An inventory follows here | F |
And first a dirty smock appeared | G |
Beneath the arm pits well besmeared | G |
Strephon the rogue displayed it wide | G |
And turned it round on every side | G |
On such a point few words are best | G |
And Strephon bids us guess the rest | G |
And swears how damnably the men lie | H |
In calling Celia sweet and cleanly | I |
Now listen while he next produces | J |
The various combs for various uses | J |
Filled up with dirt so closely fixt | G |
No brush could force a way betwixt | G |
A paste of composition rare | K |
Sweat dandruff powder lead and hair | K |
A forehead cloth with oil upon't | G |
To smooth the wrinkles on her front | G |
Here alum flower to stop the steams | L |
Exhaled from sour unsavory streams | L |
There night gloves made of Tripsy's hide | G |
Bequeath'd by Tripsy when she died | G |
With puppy water beauty's help | M |
Distilled from Tripsy's darling whelp | M |
Here gallypots and vials placed | G |
Some filled with washes some with paste | G |
Some with pomatum paints and slops | L |
And ointments good for scabby chops | L |
Hard by a filthy basin stands | L |
Fouled with the scouring of her hands | L |
The basin takes whatever comes | L |
The scrapings of her teeth and gums | L |
A nasty compound of all hues | L |
For here she spits and here she spews | L |
But oh it turned poor Strephon's bowels | L |
When he beheld and smelt the towels | L |
Begummed besmattered and beslimed | G |
With dirt and sweat and ear wax grimed | G |
No object Strephon's eye escapes | L |
Here petticoats in frowzy heaps | L |
Nor be the handkerchiefs forgot | G |
All varnished o'er with snuff and snot | G |
The stockings why should I expose | L |
Stained with the marks of stinking toes | L |
Or greasy coifs and pinners reeking | A |
Which Celia slept at least a week in | N |
A pair of tweezers next he found | G |
To pluck her brows in arches round | G |
Or hairs that sink the forehead low | O |
Or on her chin like bristles grow | O |
The virtues we must not let pass | L |
Of Celia's magnifying glass | L |
When frighted Strephon cast his eye on't | G |
It shewed the visage of a giant | G |
A glass that can to sight disclose | L |
The smallest worm in Celia's nose | L |
And faithfully direct her nail | P |
To squeeze it out from head to tail | P |
For catch it nicely by the head | G |
It must come out alive or dead | G |
Why Strephon will you tell the rest | G |
And must you needs describe the chest | G |
That careless wench no creature warn her | Q |
To move it out from yonder corner | Q |
But leave it standing full in sight | G |
For you to exercise your spite | G |
In vain the workman shewed his wit | G |
With rings and hinges counterfeit | G |
To make it seem in this disguise | L |
A cabinet to vulgar eyes | L |
For Strephon ventured to look in | N |
Resolved to go through thick and thin | N |
He lifts the lid there needs no more | R |
He smelt it all the time before | R |
As from within Pandora's box | L |
When Epimetheus oped the locks | L |
A sudden universal crew | S |
Of humane evils upwards flew | S |
He still was comforted to find | G |
That Hope at last remained behind | G |
So Strephon lifting up the lid | G |
To view what in the chest was hid | G |
The vapours flew from out the vent | G |
But Strephon cautious never meant | G |
The bottom of the pan to grope | M |
And foul his hands in search of Hope | M |
O never may such vile machine | T |
Be once in Celia's chamber seen | T |
O may she better learn to keep | M |
'Those secrets of the hoary deep' | M |
As mutton cutlets prime of meat | G |
Which though with art you salt and beat | G |
As laws of cookery require | Q |
And toast them at the clearest fire | Q |
If from adown the hopeful chops | L |
The fat upon the cinder drops | L |
To stinking smoke it turns the flame | U |
Poisoning the flesh from whence it came | U |
And up exhales a greasy stench | V |
For which you curse the careless wench | V |
So things which must not be exprest | G |
When plumpt into the reeking chest | G |
Send up an excremental smell | W |
To taint the parts from whence they fell | W |
The petticoats and gown perfume | X |
Which waft a stink round every room | X |
Thus finishing his grand survey | D |
Disgusted Strephon stole away | D |
Repeating in his amorous fits | L |
Oh Celia Celia Celia shits | L |
But vengeance Goddess never sleeping | A |
Soon punished Strephon for his peeping | A |
His foul Imagination links | L |
Each dame he see with all her stinks | L |
And if unsavory odors fly | H |
Conceives a lady standing by | H |
All women his description fits | L |
And both ideas jump like wits | L |
By vicious fancy coupled fast | G |
And still appearing in contrast | G |
I pity wretched Strephon blind | G |
To all the charms of female kind | G |
Should I the Queen of Love refuse | L |
Because she rose from stinking ooze | L |
To him that looks behind the scene | T |
Satira's but some pocky queen | T |
When Celia in her glory shows | L |
If Strephon would but stop his nose | L |
Who now so impiously blasphemes | L |
Her ointments daubs and paints and creams | L |
Her washes slops and every clout | G |
With which he makes so foul a rout | G |
He soon would learn to think like me | G |
And bless his ravished sight to see | G |
Such order from confusion sprung | Y |
Such gaudy tulips raised from dung | Y |
Jonathan Swift
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