The Furniture Of A Woman's Mind Poem Rhyme Scheme and Analysis
Rhyme Scheme: AABBCDDDEEFFBBGHIIJJ KKLFMMNNOOPPQQLLNNRR SSNNTTUULLVVWWNNXXJJ YYJJA set of phrases learn'd by rote | A |
A passion for a scarlet coat | A |
When at a play to laugh or cry | B |
Yet cannot tell the reason why | B |
Never to hold her tongue a minute | C |
While all she prates has nothing in it | D |
Whole hours can with a coxcomb sit | D |
And take his nonsense all for wit | D |
Her learning mounts to read a song | E |
But half the words pronouncing wrong | E |
Has every repartee in store | F |
She spoke ten thousand times before | F |
Can ready compliments supply | B |
On all occasions cut and dry | B |
Such hatred to a parson's gown | G |
The sight would put her in a swoon | H |
For conversation well endued | I |
She calls it witty to be rude | I |
And placing raillery in railing | J |
Will tell aloud your greatest failing | J |
Nor make a scruple to expose | K |
Your bandy leg or crooked nose | K |
Can at her morning tea run o'er | L |
The scandal of the day before | F |
Improving hourly in her skill | M |
To cheat and wrangle at quadrille | M |
In choosing lace a critic nice | N |
Knows to a groat the lowest price | N |
Can in her female clubs dispute | O |
What linen best the silk will suit | O |
What colours each complexion match | P |
And where with art to place a patch | P |
If chance a mouse creeps in her sight | Q |
Can finely counterfeit a fright | Q |
So sweetly screams if it comes near her | L |
She ravishes all hearts to hear her | L |
Can dext'rously her husband teaze | N |
By taking fits whene'er she please | N |
By frequent practice learns the trick | R |
At proper seasons to be sick | R |
Thinks nothing gives one airs so pretty | S |
At once creating love and pity | S |
If Molly happens to be careless | N |
And but neglects to warm her hair lace | N |
She gets a cold as sure as death | T |
And vows she scarce can fetch her breath | T |
Admires how modest women can | U |
Be so robustious like a man | U |
In party furious to her power | L |
A bitter Whig or Tory sour | L |
Her arguments directly tend | V |
Against the side she would defend | V |
Will prove herself a Tory plain | W |
From principles the Whigs maintain | W |
And to defend the Whiggish cause | N |
Her topics from the Tories draws | N |
O yes if any man can find | X |
More virtues in a woman's mind | X |
Let them be sent to Mrs Harding | J |
She'll pay the charges to a farthing | J |
Take notice she has my commission | Y |
To add them in the next edition | Y |
They may outsell a better thing | J |
So holla boys God save the King | J |
Jonathan Swift
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