The Famous Speech-maker Of England Poem Rhyme Scheme and Analysis
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Risum teneatis HORAT Ars Poetica | B |
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From London to Exon | C |
By special direction | D |
Came down the world's wonder | E |
Sir Salathiel Blunder | E |
With a quoif on his head | F |
As heavy as lead | F |
And thus opened and said | F |
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Gentlemen of the Grand Inquest | G |
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Her majesty mark it | H |
Appointed this circuit | I |
For me and my brother | E |
Before any other | E |
To execute laws | J |
As you may suppose | K |
Upon such as offenders have been | L |
So then not to scatter | E |
More words on the matter | E |
We're beginning just now to begin | L |
But hold first and foremost I must enter a clause | J |
As touching and concerning our excellent laws | J |
Which here I aver | E |
Are better by far | M |
Than them all put together abroad and beyond sea | N |
For I ne'er read the like nor e'er shall I fancy | N |
The laws of our land | O |
Don't abet but withstand | O |
Inquisition and thrall | P |
And whatever may gall | P |
And fire withal | P |
And sword that devours | Q |
Wherever it scowers | Q |
They preserve liberty and property for which men pull and haul so | Q |
And they are made for the support of good government also | Q |
Her majesty knowing | B |
The best way of going | B |
To work for the weal of the nation | D |
Builds on that rock | B |
Which all storms will mock | B |
Since Religion is made the foundation | D |
And I tell you to boot she | N |
Resolves resolutely | N |
No promotion to give | R |
To the best man alive | S |
In church or in state | T |
I'm an instance of that | U |
But only to such of a good reputation | D |
For temper morality and moderation | D |
Fire fire a wild fire | E |
Which greatly disturbs the queen's peace | Q |
Lies running about | V |
And if you don't put it out | V |
That's positive will increase | Q |
And any may spy | W |
With half of an eye | W |
That it comes from our priests and Papistical fry | W |
Ye have one of these fellows | Q |
With fiery bellows | Q |
Come hither to blow and to puff here | X |
Who having been toss'd | Y |
From pillar to post | Z |
At last vents his rascally stuff here | X |
Which to such as are honest must sound very oddly | N |
When they ought to preach nothing but what's very godly | N |
As here from this place we charge you to do | A2 |
As ye'll answer to man besides ye know who | A2 |
Ye have a Diocesan l | P |
But I don't know the man | B2 |
The man's a good liver | E |
They tell me however | E |
And fiery never | E |
Now ye under pullers | Q |
That wear such black colours | Q |
How well would it look | B |
If his measures ye took | B |
Thus for head and for rump | C2 |
Together to jump | C2 |
For there's none deserve places | Q |
I speak't to their faces | Q |
But men of such graces | Q |
And I hope he will never prefer any asses | Q |
Especially when I'm so confident on't | N |
For reasons of state that her majesty won't | D2 |
Know I myself I | W |
Was present and by | W |
At the great trial where there was a great company | N |
Of a turbulent preacher who cursedly hot | E2 |
Turn'd the fifth of November even the gun powder plot | E2 |
Into impudent railing and the devil knows what | I |
Exclaiming like fury it was at Paul's London | D |
How church was in danger and like to be undone | D |
And so gave the lie to gracious Queen Anne | B2 |
And which is far worse to our parliament men | F2 |
And then printed a book | B |
Into which men did look | B |
True he made a good text | G2 |
But what follow'd next | G2 |
Was nought but a dunghill of sordid abuses | Q |
Instead of sound doctrine with proofs to't and uses | Q |
It was high time of day | H2 |
That such inflammation | D |
should be extinguish'd without more delay | H2 |
But there was no engine could possibly do't | N |
Till the commons play'd theirs and so quite put it out | V |
So the man was tried for't | N |
Before highest court | I2 |
Now it's plain to be seen | J2 |
It's his principles I mean | J2 |
Where they suffer'd this noisy and his lawyers to bellow | Q |
Which over the blade | K2 |
A poor punishment had | L2 |
For that racket he made | K2 |
By which ye may know | Q |
They thought as I do | A2 |
That he is but at best an inconsiderable fellow | Q |
Upon this I find here | X |
And everywhere | M2 |
That the country rides rusty and is all out of gear | N2 |
And for what | I |
May I not | E2 |
In opinion vary | N |
And think the contrary | N |
But it must create | T |
Unfriendly debate | T |
And disunion straight | T |
When no reason in nature | E |
Can be given of the matter | E |
Any more than for shapes or for different stature | E |
If you love your dear selves your religion or queen | J2 |
Ye ought in good manners to be peaceable men | F2 |
For nothing disgusts her | E |
Like making a bluster | E |
And your making this riot | I |
Is what she could cry at | U |
Since all her concern's for our welfare and quiet | I |
I would ask any man | B2 |
Of them all that maintain | O2 |
Their passive obedience | Q |
With such mighty vehemence | Q |
That damn'd doctrine I trow | Q |
What he means by it ho' | P2 |
To trump it up now | Q2 |
Or to tell me in short | I2 |
What need there is for't | N |
Ye may say I am hot | E2 |
I say I am not | E2 |
Only warm as the subject on which I am got | E2 |
There are those alive yet | R2 |
If they do not forget | R2 |
May remember what mischiefs it did church and state | T |
Or at least must have heard | S2 |
The deplorable calamities | Q |
It drew upon families | Q |
About sixty years ago and upward | S2 |
And now do ye see | N |
Whoever they be | N |
That make such an oration | D |
In our Protestant nation | D |
As though church was all on a fire | E |
With whatever cloak | B |
They may cover their talk | B |
And wheedle the folk | B |
That the oaths they have took | B |
As our governors strictly require | E |
I say they are men and I'm a judge ye all know | Q |
That would our most excellent laws overthrow | Q |
For the greater part of them to church never go | Q |
Or what's much the same it by very great chance is | Q |
If e'er they partake of her wise ordinances | Q |
Their aim is no doubt | V |
Were they made to speak out | V |
To pluck down the queen that they make all this rout | V |
And to set up moreover | E |
A bastardly brother | E |
Or at least to prevent the House of Hanover | E |
Ye gentlemen of the jury | N |
What means all this fury | N |
Of which I'm inform'd by good hands I assure ye | N |
This insulting of persons by blows and rude speeches | Q |
And breaking of windows which you know maketh breaches | Q |
Ye ought to resent it | H |
And in duty present it | H |
For the law is against it | H |
Not only the actors engaged in this job | T2 |
But those that encourage and set on the mob | T2 |
The mob a paw word and which I ne'er mention | D |
But must in this place for the sake of distinction | D |
I hear that some bailiffs and some justices | Q |
Have strove what they could all this rage to suppress | Q |
And I hope many more | U2 |
Will exert the like power | E |
Since none will depend on't | N |
Get a jot of preferment | N |
But men of this kidney as I told you before | U2 |
I'll tell you a story Once upon a time | V2 |
Some hot headed fellows must needs take a whim | W2 |
And so were so weak | B |
Twas a mighty mistake | B |
To pull down and abuse | Q |
Bawdy houses and stews | Q |
Who tried by the laws of the realm for high treason | D |
Were hang'd drawn and quarter'd for that very reason | D |
When the time came about | N |
For us all to set out | N |
We went to take leave of the queen | J2 |
Where were great men of worth | X2 |
Great heads and so forth | Y2 |
The greatest that ever were seen | J2 |
And she gave us a large | Z2 |
And particular charge | Z2 |
Good part on't indeed | N |
Is quite out of my head | N |
But I remember she said | N |
We should recommend peace and good neighbourhood wheresoever we came and so I do here | X |
For that every one not only men and their wives | Q |
Should do all that they can to lead peaceable lives | Q |
And told us withal that she fully expected | N |
A special account how ye all stood affected | N |
When we've been at St James's you'll hear of the matter | E |
Again then I charge ye | N |
Ye men of the clergy | N |
That ye follow the track all | P |
Of your own Bishop Blackall | P |
And preach as ye should | N |
What's savoury and good | N |
And together all cling | B |
As it were in a string | B |
Not falling out quarrelling one with another | E |
Now we're treating with Monsieur that son of his mother | E |
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Then proceeded on the common matters of the law and concluded | N |
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Once more and no more since few words are best | N |
I charge you all present by way of request | N |
If ye honour as I do | N |
Our dear royal widow | N |
Or have any compassion | D |
For church or the nation | D |
And would live a long while | P |
In continual smile | P |
And eat roast and boil | P |
And not be forgotten | D |
When ye are dead and rotten | D |
That ye would be quiet and peaceably dwell | P |
And never fall out but p s all in a quill | P |
Jonathan Swift
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