The Dean's Reasons For Not Building At Drapier's-hill Poem Rhyme Scheme and Analysis

Rhyme Scheme: AABBCCDDEEBBFFGGHIJJ KKLLGGMMNNOOPPQQBBRR SSTTUUVVBBWRXYVVZZRR A2A2B2C2DDD2D2BBSSE2 E2OOF2F2PPSSG2H2RRH2 H2RRH2H2H2H2H2H2GGSS H2H2I2I2RRJ2K2H2H2GG L2L2

I will not build on yonder mountA
And should you call me to accountA
Consulting with myself I findB
It was no levity of mindB
Whate'er I promised or intendedC
No fault of mine the scheme is endedC
Nor can you tax me as unsteadyD
I have a hundred causes readyD
All risen since that flattering timeE
When Drapier's Hill appear'd in rhymeE
I am as now too late I findB
The greatest cully of mankindB
The lowest boy in Martin's schoolF
May turn and wind me like a foolF
How could I form so wild a visionG
To seek in deserts Fields ElysianG
To live in fear suspicion varianceH
With thieves fanatics and barbariansI
But here my lady will objectJ
Your deanship ought to recollectJ
That near the knight of Gosford placedK
Whom you allow a man of tasteK
Your intervals of time to spendL
With so conversable a friendL
It would not signify a pinG
Whatever climate you were inG
'Tis true but what advantage comesM
To me from all a usurer's plumsM
Though I should see him twice a dayN
And am his neighbour 'cross the wayN
If all my rhetoric must failO
To strike him for a pot of aleO
Thus when the learned and the wiseP
Conceal their talents from our eyesP
And from deserving friends withholdQ
Their gifts as misers do their goldQ
Their knowledge to themselves confinedB
Is the same avarice of mindB
Nor makes their conversation betterR
Than if they never knew a letterR
Such is the fate of Gosford's knightS
Who keeps his wisdom out of sightS
Whose uncommunicative heartT
Will scarce one precious word impartT
Still rapt in speculations deepU
His outward senses fast asleepU
Who while I talk a song will humV
Or with his fingers beat the drumV
Beyond the skies transports his mindB
And leaves a lifeless corpse behindB
But as for me who ne'er could clamber highW
To understand Malebranche or CambrayR
Who send my mind as I believe lessX
Than others do on errands sleevelessY
Can listen to a tale humdrumV
And with attention read Tom ThumbV
My spirits with my body proggingZ
Both hand in hand together joggingZ
Sunk over head and ears in matterR
Nor can of metaphysics smatterR
Am more diverted with a quibbleA2
Than dream of words intelligibleA2
And think all notions too abstractedB2
Are like the ravings of a crackt headC2
What intercourse of minds can beD
Betwixt the knight sublime and meD
If when I talk as talk I mustD2
It is but prating to a bustD2
Where friendship is by Fate design'dB
It forms a union in the mindB
But here I differ from the knightS
In every point like black and whiteS
For none can say that ever yetE2
We both in one opinion metE2
Not in philosophy or aleO
In state affairs or planting kaleO
In rhetoric or picking strawsF2
In roasting larks or making lawsF2
In public schemes or catching fliesP
In parliaments or pudding piesP
The neighbours wonder why the knightS
Should in a country life delightS
Who not one pleasure entertainsG2
To cheer the solitary scenesH2
His guests are few his visits rareR
Nor uses time nor time will spareR
Nor rides nor walks nor hunts nor fowlsH2
Nor plays at cards or dice or bowlsH2
But seated in an easy chairR
Despises exercise and airR
His rural walks he ne'er adornsH2
Here poor Pomona sits on thornsH2
And there neglected Flora settlesH2
Her bum upon a bed of nettlesH2
Those thankless and officious caresH2
I used to take in friends' affairsH2
From which I never could refrainG
And have been often chid in vainG
From these I am recover'd quiteS
At least in what regards the knightS
Preserve his health his store increaseH2
May nothing interrupt his peaceH2
But now let all his tenants roundI2
First milk his cows and after poundI2
Let every cottager conspireR
To cut his hedges down for fireR
The naughty boys about the villageJ2
His crabs and sloes may freely pillageK2
He still may keep a pack of knavesH2
To spoil his work and work by halvesH2
His meadows may be dug by swineG
It shall be no concern of mineG
For why should I continue stillL2
To serve a friend against his willL2

Jonathan Swift



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