The Dean's Reasons For Not Building At Drapier's-hill Poem Rhyme Scheme and Analysis
Rhyme Scheme: AABBCCDDEEBBFFGGHIJJ KKLLGGMMNNOOPPQQBBRR SSTTUUVVBBWRXYVVZZRR A2A2B2C2DDD2D2BBSSE2 E2OOF2F2PPSSG2H2RRH2 H2RRH2H2H2H2H2H2GGSS H2H2I2I2RRJ2K2H2H2GG L2L2I will not build on yonder mount | A |
And should you call me to account | A |
Consulting with myself I find | B |
It was no levity of mind | B |
Whate'er I promised or intended | C |
No fault of mine the scheme is ended | C |
Nor can you tax me as unsteady | D |
I have a hundred causes ready | D |
All risen since that flattering time | E |
When Drapier's Hill appear'd in rhyme | E |
I am as now too late I find | B |
The greatest cully of mankind | B |
The lowest boy in Martin's school | F |
May turn and wind me like a fool | F |
How could I form so wild a vision | G |
To seek in deserts Fields Elysian | G |
To live in fear suspicion variance | H |
With thieves fanatics and barbarians | I |
But here my lady will object | J |
Your deanship ought to recollect | J |
That near the knight of Gosford placed | K |
Whom you allow a man of taste | K |
Your intervals of time to spend | L |
With so conversable a friend | L |
It would not signify a pin | G |
Whatever climate you were in | G |
'Tis true but what advantage comes | M |
To me from all a usurer's plums | M |
Though I should see him twice a day | N |
And am his neighbour 'cross the way | N |
If all my rhetoric must fail | O |
To strike him for a pot of ale | O |
Thus when the learned and the wise | P |
Conceal their talents from our eyes | P |
And from deserving friends withhold | Q |
Their gifts as misers do their gold | Q |
Their knowledge to themselves confined | B |
Is the same avarice of mind | B |
Nor makes their conversation better | R |
Than if they never knew a letter | R |
Such is the fate of Gosford's knight | S |
Who keeps his wisdom out of sight | S |
Whose uncommunicative heart | T |
Will scarce one precious word impart | T |
Still rapt in speculations deep | U |
His outward senses fast asleep | U |
Who while I talk a song will hum | V |
Or with his fingers beat the drum | V |
Beyond the skies transports his mind | B |
And leaves a lifeless corpse behind | B |
But as for me who ne'er could clamber high | W |
To understand Malebranche or Cambray | R |
Who send my mind as I believe less | X |
Than others do on errands sleeveless | Y |
Can listen to a tale humdrum | V |
And with attention read Tom Thumb | V |
My spirits with my body progging | Z |
Both hand in hand together jogging | Z |
Sunk over head and ears in matter | R |
Nor can of metaphysics smatter | R |
Am more diverted with a quibble | A2 |
Than dream of words intelligible | A2 |
And think all notions too abstracted | B2 |
Are like the ravings of a crackt head | C2 |
What intercourse of minds can be | D |
Betwixt the knight sublime and me | D |
If when I talk as talk I must | D2 |
It is but prating to a bust | D2 |
Where friendship is by Fate design'd | B |
It forms a union in the mind | B |
But here I differ from the knight | S |
In every point like black and white | S |
For none can say that ever yet | E2 |
We both in one opinion met | E2 |
Not in philosophy or ale | O |
In state affairs or planting kale | O |
In rhetoric or picking straws | F2 |
In roasting larks or making laws | F2 |
In public schemes or catching flies | P |
In parliaments or pudding pies | P |
The neighbours wonder why the knight | S |
Should in a country life delight | S |
Who not one pleasure entertains | G2 |
To cheer the solitary scenes | H2 |
His guests are few his visits rare | R |
Nor uses time nor time will spare | R |
Nor rides nor walks nor hunts nor fowls | H2 |
Nor plays at cards or dice or bowls | H2 |
But seated in an easy chair | R |
Despises exercise and air | R |
His rural walks he ne'er adorns | H2 |
Here poor Pomona sits on thorns | H2 |
And there neglected Flora settles | H2 |
Her bum upon a bed of nettles | H2 |
Those thankless and officious cares | H2 |
I used to take in friends' affairs | H2 |
From which I never could refrain | G |
And have been often chid in vain | G |
From these I am recover'd quite | S |
At least in what regards the knight | S |
Preserve his health his store increase | H2 |
May nothing interrupt his peace | H2 |
But now let all his tenants round | I2 |
First milk his cows and after pound | I2 |
Let every cottager conspire | R |
To cut his hedges down for fire | R |
The naughty boys about the village | J2 |
His crabs and sloes may freely pillage | K2 |
He still may keep a pack of knaves | H2 |
To spoil his work and work by halves | H2 |
His meadows may be dug by swine | G |
It shall be no concern of mine | G |
For why should I continue still | L2 |
To serve a friend against his will | L2 |
Jonathan Swift
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