Stella At Wood Park, A House Of Charles Ford, Esq., Near Dublin Poem Rhyme Scheme and Analysis

Rhyme Scheme: A BC BBDDEECCCCFFBBGGHHII JJBBKKLMNNLLOOBBOOPP QQDRBOSSTTCCUUCCBBBB VVWWSSXXYZQQDDA2A2CC BBJJIIWWKKCCA2A2

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cuicumque nocere volebatB
Vestimenta dabat pretiosaC
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Don Carlos in a merry spightB
Did Stella to his house inviteB
He entertain'd her half a yearD
With generous wines and costly cheerD
Don Carlos made her chief directorE
That she might o'er the servants hectorE
In half a week the dame grew niceC
Got all things at the highest priceC
Now at the table head she sitsC
Presented with the nicest bitsC
She look'd on partridges with scornF
Except they tasted of the cornF
A haunch of ven'son made her sweatB
Unless it had the right fumetteB
Don Carlos earnestly would begG
Dear Madam try this pigeon's legG
Was happy when he could prevailH
To make her only touch a quailH
Through candle light she view'd the wineI
To see that ev'ry glass was fineI
At last grown prouder than the devilJ
With feeding high and treatment civilJ
Don Carlos now began to findB
His malice work as he design'dB
The winter sky began to frownK
Poor Stella must pack off to townK
From purling streams and fountains bubblingL
To Liffey's stinking tide in DublinM
From wholesome exercise and airN
To sossing in an easy chairN
From stomach sharp and hearty feedingL
To piddle like a lady breedingL
From ruling there the household singlyO
To be directed here by DingleyO
From every day a lordly banquetB
To half a joint and God be thank itB
From every meal Pontac in plentyO
To half a pint one day in twentyO
From Ford attending at her callP
To visits of Archdeacon WallP
From Ford who thinks of nothing meanQ
To the poor doings of the DeanQ
From growing richer with good cheerD
To running out by starving hereR
But now arrives the dismal dayB
She must return to Ormond QuayO
The coachman stopt she look'd and sworeS
The rascal had mistook the doorS
At coming in you saw her stoopT
The entry brush'd against her hoopT
Each moment rising in her airsC
She curst the narrow winding stairsC
Began a thousand faults to spyU
The ceiling hardly six feet highU
The smutty wainscot full of cracksC
And half the chairs with broken backsC
Her quarter's out at Lady dayB
She vows she will no longer stayB
In lodgings like a poor GrisetteB
While there are houses to be letB
Howe'er to keep her spirits upV
She sent for company to supV
When all the while you might remarkW
She strove in vain to ape Wood ParkW
Two bottles call'd for half her storeS
The cupboard could contain but fourS
A supper worthy of herselfX
Five nothings in five plates of delfX
Thus for a week the farce went onY
When all her country savings goneZ
She fell into her former sceneQ
Small beer a herring and the DeanQ
Thus far in jest though now I fearD
You think my jesting too severeD
But poets when a hint is newA2
Regard not whether false or trueA2
Yet raillery gives no offenceC
Where truth has not the least pretenceC
Nor can be more securely placedB
Than on a nymph of Stella's tasteB
I must confess your wine and vittleJ
I was too hard upon a littleJ
Your table neat your linen fineI
And though in miniature you shineI
Yet when you sigh to leave Wood ParkW
The scene the welcome and the sparkW
To languish in this odious townK
And pull your haughty stomach downK
We think you quite mistake the caseC
The virtue lies not in the placeC
For though my raillery were trueA2
A cottage is Wood Park with youA2

Jonathan Swift



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