On The Little House By The Churchyard Of Castlenock Poem Rhyme Scheme and Analysis
Rhyme Scheme: A BBCCDDEEFFGGHHIIJJKK LLMMNNCCOPQQRRCCGKST NNUUVVWWXXYYCCZZA2A2 WWB2B2C2C2A | |
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Whoever pleases to inquire | B |
Why yonder steeple wants a spire | B |
The grey old fellow Poet Joe | C |
The philosophic cause will show | C |
Once on a time a western blast | D |
At least twelve inches overcast | D |
Reckoning roof weathercock and all | E |
Which came with a prodigious fall | E |
And tumbling topsy turvy round | F |
Lit with its bottom on the ground | F |
For by the laws of gravitation | G |
It fell into its proper station | G |
This is the little strutting pile | H |
You see just by the churchyard stile | H |
The walls in tumbling gave a knock | I |
And thus the steeple got a shock | I |
From whence the neighbouring farmer calls | J |
The steeple Knock the vicar Walls | J |
The vicar once a week creeps in | K |
Sits with his knees up to his chin | K |
Here cons his notes and takes a whet | L |
Till the small ragged flock is met | L |
A traveller who by did pass | M |
Observed the roof behind the grass | M |
On tiptoe stood and rear'd his snout | N |
And saw the parson creeping out | N |
Was much surprised to see a crow | C |
Venture to build his nest so low | C |
A schoolboy ran unto't and thought | O |
The crib was down the blackbird caught | P |
A third who lost his way by night | Q |
Was forced for safety to alight | Q |
And stepping o'er the fabric roof | R |
His horse had like to spoil his hoof | R |
Warburton took it in his noddle | C |
This building was design'd a model | C |
Or of a pigeon house or oven | G |
To bake one loaf or keep one dove in | K |
Then Mrs Johnson gave her verdict | S |
And every one was pleased that heard it | T |
All that you make this stir about | N |
Is but a still which wants a spout | N |
The reverend Dr Raymond guess'd | U |
More probably than all the rest | U |
He said but that it wanted room | V |
It might have been a pigmy's tomb | V |
The doctor's family came by | W |
And little miss began to cry | W |
Give me that house in my own hand | X |
Then madam bade the chariot stand | X |
Call'd to the clerk in manner mild | Y |
Pray reach that thing here to the child | Y |
That thing I mean among the kale | C |
And here's to buy a pot of ale | C |
The clerk said to her in a heat | Z |
What sell my master's country seat | Z |
Where he comes every week from town | A2 |
He would not sell it for a crown | A2 |
Poh fellow keep not such a pother | W |
In half an hour thou'lt make another | W |
Says Nancy I can make for miss | B2 |
A finer house ten times than this | B2 |
The dean will give me willow sticks | C2 |
And Joe my apron full of bricks | C2 |
Jonathan Swift
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