Dennis' Invitation To Steele; Horace, Book I, Ep. V Poem Rhyme Scheme and Analysis
Rhyme Scheme: A B CCAADDEFAAGGHHIIJKLL AAAAAAAAMMNOIIPPQQRR AAAACSEFTTUVWWXBYYZZ AAAAA2A2WWSSB2B2C2D2 AAE2E2F2F2ZZG2G2H2I2 WWAANNJ2J2SSHHK2L2AA CCM2M2N2N2NOM2M2O2O2 AAAAM2M2AAM2M2AAM2M2 ZZP2P2M2M2AAAAM2M2Q2 Q2AASSM2M2AAIIAAR2Q2 AAWWAAAAM2M2AAG2G2M2 M2M2M2| JOHN DENNIS THE SHELTERING POET'S INVITATION TO RICHARD STEELE THE SECLUDED PARTY WRITER AND MEMBER TO COME AND LIVE WITH HIM IN THE MINT | A |
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| Fit to be bound up with The Crisis | B |
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| If thou canst lay aside a spendthrift's air | C |
| And condescend to feed on homely fare | C |
| Such as we minters with ragouts unstored | A |
| Will in defiance of the law afford | A |
| Quit thy patrols with Toby's Christmas box | D |
| And come to me at The Two Fighting Cocks | D |
| Since printing by subscription now is grown | E |
| The stalest idlest cheat about the town | F |
| And ev'n Charles Gildon who a Papist bred | A |
| Has an alarm against that worship spread | A |
| Is practising those beaten paths of cruising | G |
| And for new levies on proposals musing | G |
| 'Tis true that Bloomsbury square's a noble place | H |
| But what are lofty buildings in thy case | H |
| What's a fine house embellish'd to profusion | I |
| Where shoulder dabbers are in execution | I |
| Or whence its timorous tenant seldom sallies | J |
| But apprehensive of insulting bailiffs | K |
| This once be mindful of a friend's advice | L |
| And cease to be improvidently nice | L |
| Exchange the prospects that delude thy sight | A |
| From Highgate's steep ascent and Hampstead's height | A |
| With verdant scenes that from St George's Field | A |
| More durable and safe enjoyments yield | A |
| Here I even I that ne'er till now could find | A |
| Ease to my troubled and suspicious mind | A |
| But ever was with jealousies possess'd | A |
| Am in a state of indolence and rest | A |
| Fearful no more of Frenchmen in disguise | M |
| Nor looking upon strangers as on spies | M |
| But quite divested of my former spleen | N |
| Am unprovoked without and calm within | O |
| And here I'll wait thy coming till the sun | I |
| Shall its diurnal course completely run | I |
| Think not that thou of sturdy bub shalt fail | P |
| My landlord's cellar stock'd with beer and ale | P |
| With every sort of malt that is in use | Q |
| And every country's generous produce | Q |
| The ready for here Christian faith is sick | R |
| Which makes us seldom trespass upon tick | R |
| Instantly brings the choicest liquors out | A |
| Whether we ask for home brew'd or for stout | A |
| For mead or cider or with dainties fed | A |
| Ring for a flask or two of white or red | A |
| Such as the drawer will not fail to swear | C |
| Was drunk by Pilkington when third time mayor | S |
| That name methinks so popularly known | E |
| For opposition to the church and crown | F |
| Might make the Lusitanian grape to pass | T |
| And almost give a sanction to the glass | T |
| Especially with thee whose hasty zeal | U |
| Against the late rejected commerce bill | V |
| Made thee rise up like an audacious elf | W |
| To do the speaker honour not thyself | W |
| But if thou soar'st above the common prices | X |
| By virtue of subscription to thy Crisis | B |
| And nothing can go down with thee but wines | Y |
| Press'd from Burgundian and Campanian vines | Y |
| Bid them be brought for though I hate the French | Z |
| I love their liquors as thou lovest a wench | Z |
| Else thou must humble thy expensive taste | A |
| And with us hold contentment for a feast | A |
| The fire's already lighted and the maid | A |
| Has a clean cloth upon the table laid | A |
| Who never on a Saturday had struck | A2 |
| But for thy entertainment up a buck | A2 |
| Think of this act of grace which by your leave | W |
| Susan would not have done on Easter Eve | W |
| Had she not been inform'd over and over | S |
| 'Twas for th'ingenious author of The Lover | S |
| Cease therefore to beguile thyself with hopes | B2 |
| Which is no more than making sandy ropes | B2 |
| And quit the vain pursuit of loud applause | C2 |
| That must bewilder thee in faction's cause | D2 |
| Pr'ythee what is't to thee who guides the state | A |
| Why Dunkirk's demolition is so late | A |
| Or why her majesty thinks fit to cease | E2 |
| The din of war and hush the world to peace | E2 |
| The clergy too without thy aid can tell | F2 |
| What texts to choose and on what topics dwell | F2 |
| And uninstructed by thy babbling teach | Z |
| Their flocks celestial happiness to reach | Z |
| Rather let such poor souls as you and I | G2 |
| Say that the holidays are drawing nigh | G2 |
| And that to morrow's sun begins the week | H2 |
| Which will abound with store of ale and cake | I2 |
| With hams of bacon and with powder'd beef | W |
| Stuff d to give field itinerants relief | W |
| Then I who have within these precincts kept | A |
| And ne'er beyond the chimney sweeper's stept | A |
| Will take a loose and venture to be seen | N |
| Since 'twill be Sunday upon Shanks's green | N |
| There with erected looks and phrase sublime | J2 |
| To talk of unity of place and time | J2 |
| And with much malice mix'd with little satire | S |
| Explode the wits on t'other side o' th' water | S |
| Why has my Lord Godolphin's special grace | H |
| Invested me with a queen's waiter's place | H |
| If I debarr'd of festival delights | K2 |
| Am not allow'd to spend the perquisites | L2 |
| He's but a short remove from being mad | A |
| Who at a time of jubilee is sad | A |
| And like a griping usurer does spare | C |
| His money to be squander'd by his heir | C |
| Flutter'd away in liveries and in coaches | M2 |
| And washy sorts of feminine debauches | M2 |
| As for my part whate'er the world may think | N2 |
| I'll bid adieu to gravity and drink | N2 |
| And though I can't put off a woful mien | N |
| Will be all mirth and cheerfulness within | O |
| As in despight of a censorious race | M2 |
| I most incontinently suck my face | M2 |
| What mighty projects does not he design | O2 |
| Whose stomach flows and brain turns round with wine | O2 |
| Wine powerful wine can thaw the frozen cit | A |
| And fashion him to humour and to wit | A |
| Makes even Somers to disclose his art | A |
| By racking every secret from his heart | A |
| As he flings off the statesman's sly disguise | M2 |
| To name the cuckold's wife with whom he lies | M2 |
| Ev'n Sarum when he quaffs it'stead of tea | A |
| Fancies himself in Canterbury's see | A |
| And S when he carousing reels | M2 |
| Imagines that he has regain'd the seals | M2 |
| W by virtue of his juice can fight | A |
| And Stanhope of commissioners make light | A |
| Wine gives Lord Wingham aptitude of parts | M2 |
| And swells him with his family's deserts | M2 |
| Whom can it not make eloquent of speech | Z |
| Whom in extremest poverty not rich | Z |
| Since by the means of the prevailing grape | P2 |
| Th n can Lechmere's warmth not only ape | P2 |
| But half seas o'er by its inspiring bounties | M2 |
| Can qualify himself in several counties | M2 |
| What I have promised thou may'st rest assured | A |
| Shall faithfully and gladly be procured | A |
| Nay I'm already better than my word | A |
| New plates and knives adorn the jovial board | A |
| And lest you at their sight shouldst make wry faces | M2 |
| The girl has scour'd the pots and wash'd the glasses | M2 |
| Ta'en care so excellently well to clean 'em | Q2 |
| That thou may'st see thine own dear picture in 'em | Q2 |
| Moreover due provision has been made | A |
| That conversation may not be betray'd | A |
| I have no company but what is proper | S |
| To sit with the most flagrant Whig at supper | S |
| There's not a man among them but must please | M2 |
| Since they're as like each other as are pease | M2 |
| Toland and Hare have jointly sent me word | A |
| They'll come and Kennet thinks to make a third | A |
| Provided he's no other invitation | I |
| From men of greater quality and station | I |
| Room will for Oldmixon and J s be left | A |
| But their discourses smell so much of theft | A |
| There would be no abiding in the room | R2 |
| Should two such ignorant pretenders come | Q2 |
| However by this trusty bearer write | A |
| If I should any other scabs invite | A |
| Though if I may my serious judgment give | W |
| I'm wholly for King Charles's number five | W |
| That was the stint in which that monarch fix'd | A |
| Who would not be with noisiness perplex'd | A |
| And that if thou'lt agree to think it best | A |
| Shall be our tale of heads without one other guest | A |
| I've nothing more now this is said to say | M2 |
| But to request thou'lt instantly away | M2 |
| And leave the duties of thy present post | A |
| To some well skill'd retainer in a host | A |
| Doubtless he'll carefully thy place supply | G2 |
| And o'er his grace's horses have an eye | G2 |
| While thou who slunk thro' postern more than once | M2 |
| Dost by that means avoid a crowd of duns | M2 |
| And crossing o'er the Thames at Temple Stairs | M2 |
| Leav'st Phillips with good words to cheat their ears | M2 |
Jonathan Swift
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