An Epistle Upon An Epistle Poem Rhyme Scheme and Analysis

Rhyme Scheme: A BBCCDDEFAAGAHHIIJJKK LLMHNNOOOOHHOOPPQRSK TTHHOOOUHHVVWWXXHHHH YYZZA2A2OOHHPPHHB2B2 OOC2C2B2B2OOB2B2B2B2 B2B2NND2E2PPOOKKF2F2 OOTTB2B2OOG2G2OOC2C2 B2B2OOOOZZB2B2

FROM A CERTAIN DOCTOR TO A CERTAIN GREAT LORD BEING A CHRISTMAS BOX FOR DR DELANYA
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As Jove will not attend on lessB
When things of more importance pressB
You can't grave sir believe it hardC
That you a low Hibernian bardC
Should cool your heels a while and waitD
Unanswer'd at your patron's gateD
And would my lord vouchsafe to grantE
This one poor humble boon I wantF
Free leave to play his secretaryA
As Falstaff acted old king HarryA
I'd tell of yours in rhyme and printG
Folks shrug and cry There's nothing in'tA
And after several readings overH
It shines most in the marble coverH
How could so fine a taste dispenseI
With mean degrees of wit and senseI
Nor will my lord so far beguileJ
The wise and learned of our isleJ
To make it pass upon the nationK
By dint of his sole approbationK
The task is arduous patrons findL
To warp the sense of all mankindL
Who think your Muse must first aspireM
Ere he advance the doctor higherH
You've cause to say he meant you wellN
That you are thankful who can tellN
For still you're short which grieves your spiritO
Of his intent you mean your meritO
Ah quanto rectius tu adepteO
Qui nil moliris tarn inepteO
Smedley thou Jonathan of ClogherH
When thou thy humble lay dost offerH
To Grafton's grace with grateful heartO
Thy thanks and verse devoid of artO
Content with what his bounty gaveP
No larger income dost thou craveP
But you must have cascades and allQ
I rne's lake for your canalR
Your vistoes barges and a pox onS
All pride our speaker for your coxonK
It's pity that he can't bestow youT
Twelve commoners in caps to row youT
Thus Edgar proud in days of yoreH
Held monarchs labouring at the oarH
And as he pass'd so swell'd the DeeO
Enraged as Ern would do at theeO
How different is this from SmedleyO
His name is up he may in bed lieU
Who only asks some pretty cureH
In wholesome soil and ether pureH
The garden stored with artless flowersV
In either angle shady bowersV
No gay parterre with costly greenW
Must in the ambient hedge be seenW
But Nature freely takes her courseX
Nor fears from him ungrateful forceX
No shears to check her sprouting vigourH
Or shape the yews to antic figureH
But you forsooth your all must squanderH
On that poor spot call'd Dell ville yonderH
And when you've been at vast expensesY
In whims parterres canals and fencesY
Your assets fail and cash is wantingZ
Nor farther buildings farther plantingZ
No wonder when you raise and levelA2
Think this wall low and that wall bevelA2
Here a convenient box you foundO
Which you demolish'd to the groundO
Then built then took up with your arbourH
And set the house to Rupert BarberH
You sprang an arch which in a scurvyP
Humour you tumbled topsy turvyP
You change a circle to a squareH
Then to a circle as you wereH
Who can imagine whence the fund isB2
That you quadrata change rotundisB2
To Fame a temple you erectO
A Flora does the dome protectO
Mounts walks on high and in a hollowC2
You place the Muses and ApolloC2
There shining 'midst his train to graceB2
Your whimsical poetic placeB2
These stories were of old design'dO
As fables but you have refinedO
The poets mythologic dreamsB2
To real Muses gods and streamsB2
Who would not swear when you contrive thusB2
That you're Don Quixote redivivusB2
Beneath a dry canal there liesB2
Which only Winter's rain suppliesB2
O couldst thou by some magic spellN
Hither convey St Patrick's wellN
Here may it reassume its streamD2
And take a greater Patrick's nameE2
If your expenses rise so highP
What income can your wants supplyP
Yet still you fancy you inheritO
A fund of such superior meritO
That you can't fail of more provisionK
All by my lady's kind decisionK
For the more livings you can fish upF2
You think you'll sooner be a bishopF2
That could not be my lord's intentO
Nor can it answer the eventO
Most think what has been heap'd on youT
To other sort of folk was dueT
Rewards too great for your flim flamsB2
Epistles riddles epigramsB2
Though now your depth must not be soundedO
The time was when you'd have compoundedO
For less than Charley Grattan's schoolG2
Five hundred pound a year's no foolG2
Take this advice then from your friendO
To your ambition put an endO
Be frugal Pat pay what you oweC2
Before you build and you bestowC2
Be modest nor address your bettersB2
With begging vain familiar lettersB2
A passage may be found I've heardO
In some old Greek or Latian bardO
Which says Would crows in silence eatO
Their offals or their better meatO
Their generous feeders not provokingZ
By loud and inharmonious croakingZ
They might unhurt by Envy's clawsB2
Live on and stuff to boot their mawsB2

Jonathan Swift



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