An Epistle Upon An Epistle Poem Rhyme Scheme and Analysis
Rhyme Scheme: A BBCCDDEFAAGAHHIIJJKK LLMHNNOOOOHHOOPPQRSK TTHHOOOUHHVVWWXXHHHH YYZZA2A2OOHHPPHHB2B2 OOC2C2B2B2OOB2B2B2B2 B2B2NND2E2PPOOKKF2F2 OOTTB2B2OOG2G2OOC2C2 B2B2OOOOZZB2B2FROM A CERTAIN DOCTOR TO A CERTAIN GREAT LORD BEING A CHRISTMAS BOX FOR DR DELANY | A |
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As Jove will not attend on less | B |
When things of more importance press | B |
You can't grave sir believe it hard | C |
That you a low Hibernian bard | C |
Should cool your heels a while and wait | D |
Unanswer'd at your patron's gate | D |
And would my lord vouchsafe to grant | E |
This one poor humble boon I want | F |
Free leave to play his secretary | A |
As Falstaff acted old king Harry | A |
I'd tell of yours in rhyme and print | G |
Folks shrug and cry There's nothing in't | A |
And after several readings over | H |
It shines most in the marble cover | H |
How could so fine a taste dispense | I |
With mean degrees of wit and sense | I |
Nor will my lord so far beguile | J |
The wise and learned of our isle | J |
To make it pass upon the nation | K |
By dint of his sole approbation | K |
The task is arduous patrons find | L |
To warp the sense of all mankind | L |
Who think your Muse must first aspire | M |
Ere he advance the doctor higher | H |
You've cause to say he meant you well | N |
That you are thankful who can tell | N |
For still you're short which grieves your spirit | O |
Of his intent you mean your merit | O |
Ah quanto rectius tu adepte | O |
Qui nil moliris tarn inepte | O |
Smedley thou Jonathan of Clogher | H |
When thou thy humble lay dost offer | H |
To Grafton's grace with grateful heart | O |
Thy thanks and verse devoid of art | O |
Content with what his bounty gave | P |
No larger income dost thou crave | P |
But you must have cascades and all | Q |
I rne's lake for your canal | R |
Your vistoes barges and a pox on | S |
All pride our speaker for your coxon | K |
It's pity that he can't bestow you | T |
Twelve commoners in caps to row you | T |
Thus Edgar proud in days of yore | H |
Held monarchs labouring at the oar | H |
And as he pass'd so swell'd the Dee | O |
Enraged as Ern would do at thee | O |
How different is this from Smedley | O |
His name is up he may in bed lie | U |
Who only asks some pretty cure | H |
In wholesome soil and ether pure | H |
The garden stored with artless flowers | V |
In either angle shady bowers | V |
No gay parterre with costly green | W |
Must in the ambient hedge be seen | W |
But Nature freely takes her course | X |
Nor fears from him ungrateful force | X |
No shears to check her sprouting vigour | H |
Or shape the yews to antic figure | H |
But you forsooth your all must squander | H |
On that poor spot call'd Dell ville yonder | H |
And when you've been at vast expenses | Y |
In whims parterres canals and fences | Y |
Your assets fail and cash is wanting | Z |
Nor farther buildings farther planting | Z |
No wonder when you raise and level | A2 |
Think this wall low and that wall bevel | A2 |
Here a convenient box you found | O |
Which you demolish'd to the ground | O |
Then built then took up with your arbour | H |
And set the house to Rupert Barber | H |
You sprang an arch which in a scurvy | P |
Humour you tumbled topsy turvy | P |
You change a circle to a square | H |
Then to a circle as you were | H |
Who can imagine whence the fund is | B2 |
That you quadrata change rotundis | B2 |
To Fame a temple you erect | O |
A Flora does the dome protect | O |
Mounts walks on high and in a hollow | C2 |
You place the Muses and Apollo | C2 |
There shining 'midst his train to grace | B2 |
Your whimsical poetic place | B2 |
These stories were of old design'd | O |
As fables but you have refined | O |
The poets mythologic dreams | B2 |
To real Muses gods and streams | B2 |
Who would not swear when you contrive thus | B2 |
That you're Don Quixote redivivus | B2 |
Beneath a dry canal there lies | B2 |
Which only Winter's rain supplies | B2 |
O couldst thou by some magic spell | N |
Hither convey St Patrick's well | N |
Here may it reassume its stream | D2 |
And take a greater Patrick's name | E2 |
If your expenses rise so high | P |
What income can your wants supply | P |
Yet still you fancy you inherit | O |
A fund of such superior merit | O |
That you can't fail of more provision | K |
All by my lady's kind decision | K |
For the more livings you can fish up | F2 |
You think you'll sooner be a bishop | F2 |
That could not be my lord's intent | O |
Nor can it answer the event | O |
Most think what has been heap'd on you | T |
To other sort of folk was due | T |
Rewards too great for your flim flams | B2 |
Epistles riddles epigrams | B2 |
Though now your depth must not be sounded | O |
The time was when you'd have compounded | O |
For less than Charley Grattan's school | G2 |
Five hundred pound a year's no fool | G2 |
Take this advice then from your friend | O |
To your ambition put an end | O |
Be frugal Pat pay what you owe | C2 |
Before you build and you bestow | C2 |
Be modest nor address your betters | B2 |
With begging vain familiar letters | B2 |
A passage may be found I've heard | O |
In some old Greek or Latian bard | O |
Which says Would crows in silence eat | O |
Their offals or their better meat | O |
Their generous feeders not provoking | Z |
By loud and inharmonious croaking | Z |
They might unhurt by Envy's claws | B2 |
Live on and stuff to boot their maws | B2 |
Jonathan Swift
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