A New Song On Wood's Halfpence Poem Rhyme Scheme and Analysis

Rhyme Scheme: AAAB CCDA EEEA FFFA GGGA HIHA JJJA KKKA LLLA MMMA NNNA OOOA PPPA QQAA RRRA SSSA NNNA NNNA TTUA NNNA VVWB

Ye people of Ireland both country and cityA
Come listen with patience and hear out my dittyA
At this time I'll choose to be wiser than wittyA
Which nobody can denyB
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The halfpence are coming the nation's undoingC
There's an end of your ploughing and baking and brewingC
In short you must all go to wreck and to ruinD
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Both high men and low men and thick men and tall menE
And rich men and poor men and free men and thrall menE
Will suffer and this man and that man and all menE
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The soldier is ruin'd poor man by his payF
His fivepence will prove but a farthing a dayF
For meat or for drink or he must run awayF
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When he pulls out his twopence the tapster says notG
That ten times as much he must pay for his shotG
And thus the poor soldier must soon go to potG
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If he goes to the baker the baker will huffH
And twentypence have for a twopenny loafI
Then dog rogue and rascal and so kick and cuffH
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Again to the market whenever he goesJ
The butcher and soldier must be mortal foesJ
One cuts off an ear and the other a noseJ
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The butcher is stout and he values no swaggerK
A cleaver's a match any time for a daggerK
And a blue sleeve may give such a cuff as may staggerK
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The beggars themselves will be broke in a triceL
When thus their poor farthings are sunk in their priceL
When nothing is left they must live on their liceL
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The squire who has got him twelve thousand a yearM
O Lord what a mountain his rents would appearM
Should he take them he would not have house room I fearM
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Though at present he lives in a very large houseN
There would then not be room in it left for a mouseN
But the squire is too wise he will not take a souseN
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The farmer who comes with his rent in this cashO
For taking these counters and being so rashO
Will be kick'd out of doors both himself and his trashO
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For in all the leases that ever we holdP
We must pay our rent in good silver and goldP
And not in brass tokens of such a base mouldP
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The wisest of lawyers all swear they will warrantQ
No money but silver and gold can be currentQ
And since they will swear it we all may be sure on'tA
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And I think after all it would be very strangeR
To give current money for base in exchangeR
Like a fine lady swapping her moles for the mangeR
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But read the king's patent and there you will findS
That no man need take them but who has a mindS
For which we must say that his Majesty's kindS
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Now God bless the Drapier who open'd our eyesN
I'm sure by his book that the writer is wiseN
He shows us the cheat from the end to the riseN
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Nay farther he shows it a very hard caseN
That this fellow Wood of a very bad raceN
Should of all the fine gentry of Ireland take placeN
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That he and his halfpence should come to weigh downT
Our subjects so loyal and true to the crownT
But I hope after all that they will be his ownU
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This book I do tell you is writ for your goodsN
And a very good book 'tis against Mr Wood'sN
If you stand true together he's left in the sudsN
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Ye shopmen and tradesmen and farmers go read itV
For I think in my soul at this time that you need itV
Or egad if you don't there's an end of your creditW
Which nobody can denyB

Jonathan Swift



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