A Dialogue[1] Between Mad Mullinix And Timothy Poem Rhyme Scheme and Analysis

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MA
I own 'tis not my bread and butterB
But prithee Tim why all this clutterB
Why ever in these raging fitsC
Damning to hell the JacobitesD
When if you search the kingdom roundE
There's hardly twenty to be foundE
No not among the priests and friarsF
T 'Twixt you and me G d d n the liarsF
M The Tories are gone every man overB
To our illustrious house of HanoverB
From all their conduct this is plainG
And thenH
T G d d n the liars againH
Did not an earl but lately voteI
To bring in I could cut his throatI
Our whole accounts of public debtsJ
M Lord how this frothy coxcomb frets AsideK
T Did not an able statesman bishopL
This dangerous horrid motion dish upL
As Popish craft did he not rail on'tM
Show fire and fagot in the tail on'tM
Proving the earl a grand offenderB
And in a plot for the PretenderB
Whose fleet 'tis all our friends' opinionN
Was then embarking at AvignonO
M These wrangling jars of Whig and ToryM
Are stale and worn as Troy town storyM
The wrong 'tis certain you were both inP
And now you find you fought for nothingQ
Your faction when their game was newR
Might want such noisy fools as youR
But you when all the show is pastS
Resolve to stand it out the lastS
Like Martin Marall gaping onT
Not minding when the song is doneN
When all the bees are gone to settleU
You clatter still your brazen kettleU
The leaders whom you listed underB
Have dropt their arms and seized the plunderB
And when the war is past you comeV
To rattle in their ears your drumV
And as that hateful hideous GrecianN
Thersites he was your relationN
Was more abhorr'd and scorn'd by thoseW
With whom he served than by his foesW
So thou art grown the detestationN
Of all thy party through the nationN
Thy peevish and perpetual teasingQ
With plots and Jacobites and treasonN
Thy busy never meaning faceX
Thy screw'd up front thy state grimaceY
Thy formal nods important sneersZ
Thy whisperings foisted in all earsZ
Which are whatever you may thinkA2
But nonsense wrapt up in a stinkA2
Have made thy presence in a true senseB2
To thy own side so d n'd a nuisanceC2
That when they have you in their eyeD2
As if the devil drove they flyD2
T My good friend Mullinix forbearB
I vow to G you're too severeB
If it could ever yet be knownN
I took advice except my ownN
It should be yours but d n my bloodE2
I must pursue the public goodF2
The faction is it not notoriousY
Keck at the memory of GloriousY
'Tis true nor need I to be toldG2
My quondam friends are grown so coldG2
That scarce a creature can be foundE
To prance with me his statue roundE
The public safety I foreseeM
Henceforth depends alone on meM
And while this vital breath I blowH2
Or from above or from belowH2
I'll sputter swagger curse and railI2
The Tories' terror scourge and flailI2
M Tim you mistake the matter quiteJ2
The Tories you are their delightJ2
And should you act a different partK2
Be grave and wise 'twould break their heartK2
Why Tim you have a taste you knowH2
And often see a puppet showH2
Observe the audience is in painN
While Punch is hid behind the sceneN
But when they hear his rusty voiceL2
With what impatience they rejoiceL2
And then they value not two strawsM2
How Solomon decides the causeN2
Which the true mother which pretenderB
Nor listen to the witch of EndorB
Should Faustus with the devil behind himO2
Enter the stage they never mind himO2
If Punch to stir their fancy showsW
In at the door his monstrous noseW
Then sudden draws it back againN
O what a pleasure mixt with painN
You every moment think an ageP2
Till he appears upon the stageP2
And first his bum you see him clapQ2
Upon the Queen of Sheba's lapQ2
The Duke of Lorraine drew his swordR2
Punch roaring ran and running roar'dR2
Reviled all people in his jargonN
And sold the King of Spain a bargainN
St George himself he plays the wag onN
And mounts astride upon the dragonN
He gets a thousand thumps and kicksS2
Yet cannot leave his roguish tricksS2
In every action thrusts his noseW
The reason why no mortal knowsW
In doleful scenes that break our heartK2
Punch comes like you and lets a fartK2
There's not a puppet made of woodF2
But what would hang him if they couldF2
While teasing all by all he's teasedT2
How well are the spectators pleasedT2
Who in the motion have no shareB
But purely come to hear and stareB
Have no concern for Sabra's sakeU2
Which gets the better saint or snakeU2
Provided Punch for there's the jestV2
Be soundly maul'd and plague the restV2
Thus Tim philosophers supposeW
The world consists of puppet showsW
Where petulant conceited fellowsW
Perform the part of PunchinelloesW
So at this booth which we call DublinN
Tim thou'rt the Punch to stir up trouble inN
You wriggle fidge and make a routW2
Put all your brother puppets outW2
Run on in a perpetual roundE
To tease perplex disturb confoundE
Intrude with monkey grin and clatterB
To interrupt all serious matterB
Are grown the nuisance of your clanN
Who hate and scorn you to a manN
But then the lookers on the ToriesW
You still divert with merry storiesW
They would consent that all the crewB
Were hang'd before they'd part with youB
But tell me Tim upon the spotX2
By all this toil what hast thou gotX2
If Tories must have all the sportY2
I fear you'll be disgraced at courtY2
T Got D n my blood I frank my lettersW
Walk to my place before my bettersW
And simple as I now stand hereB
Expect in time to be a peerB
Got D n me why I got my willZ2
Ne'er hold my peace and ne'er stand stillZ2
I fart with twenty ladies byD2
They call me beast and what care ID2
I bravely call the Tories JacksW
And sons of whores behind their backsW
But could you bring me once to thinkA2
That when I strut and stare and stinkA2
Revile and slander fume and stormA3
Betray make oath impeach informA3
With such a constant loyal zealB3
To serve myself and commonwealB3
And fret the Tories' souls to deathC3
I did but lose my precious breathC3
And when I damn my soul to plague 'emV
Am as you tell me but their May gameD3
Consume my vitals they shall knowH2
I am not to be treated soH2
I'd rather hang myself by halfE3
Than give those rascals cause to laughE3
But how my friend can I endureB
Once so renown'd to live obscureB
No little boys and girls to cryD2
There's nimble Tim a passing byD2
No more my dear delightful way treadF3
Of keeping up a party hatredE2
Will none the Tory dogs pursueB
When through the streets I cry hallooB3
Must all my d n me's bloods and woundsW
Pass only now for empty soundsW
Shall Tory rascals be electedE2
Although I swear them disaffectedG3
And when I roar a plot a plotX2
Will our own party mind me notX2
So qualified to swear and lieB3
Will they not trust me for a spyB3
Dear Mullinix your good adviceW
I beg you see the case is niceW
O were I equal in renownN
Like thee to please this thankless townN
Or blest with such engaging partsW
To win the truant schoolboys' heartsW
Thy virtues meet their just rewardR2
Attended by the sable guardH3
Charm'd by thy voice the 'prentice dropsW
The snow ball destined at thy chopsW
Thy graceful steps and colonel's airB
Allure the cinder picking fairB
M No more in mark of true affectionN
I take thee under my protectionN
Your parts are good 'tis not deniedK
I wish they had been well appliedK
But now observe my counsel vizW
Adapt your habit to your phizW
You must no longer thus equip yeM
As Horace says optat ephippiaB3
There's Latin too that you may seeM
How much improved by DrB
I have a coat at home that you may tryB3
'Tis just like this which hangs by geometryM
My hat has much the nicer airB
Your block will fit it to a hairB
That wig I would not for the worldI3
Have it so formal and so curl'dI3
'Twill be so oily and so sleekJ3
When I have lain in it a weekJ3
You'll find it well prepared to takeU2
The figure of toupee and snakeU2
Thus dress'd alike from top to toeH2
That which is which 'tis hard to knowH2
When first in public we appearB
I'll lead the van keep you the rearB
Be careful as you walk behindK3
Use all the talents of your mindK3
Be studious well to imitateL3
My portly motion mien and gaitL3
Mark my address and learn my styleB3
When to look scornful when to smileB3
Nor sputter out your oaths so fastS
But keep your swearing to the lastS
Then at our leisure we'll be wittyM
And in the streets divert the cityM
The ladies from the windows gapingQ
The children all our motions apingQ
Your conversation to refineN
I'll take you to some friends of mineN
Choice spirits who employ their partsW
To mend the world by useful artsW
Some cleansing hollow tubes to spyB3
Direct the zenith of the skyB3
Some have the city in their careB
From noxious steams to purge the airB
Some teach us in these dangerous daysW
How to walk upright in our waysW
Some whose reforming hands engageP2
To lash the lewdness of the ageP2
Some for the public service goH2
Perpetual envoys to and froH2
Whose able heads support the weightL3
Of twenty ministers of stateL3
We scorn for want of talk to jabberH2
Of parties o'er our bonnyclabberH2
Nor are we studious to inquireH2
Who votes for manors who for hireH2
Our care is to improve the mindK3
With what concerns all human kindK3
The various scenes of mortal lifeM3
Who beats her husband who his wifeM3
Or how the bully at a strokeN3
Knock'd down the boy the lantern brokeN3
One tells the rise of cheese and oatmealB3
Another when he got a hot mealB3
One gives advice in proverbs oldG2
Instructs us how to tame a scoldG2
One shows how bravely Audouin diedK
And at the gallows all deniedK
How by the almanack 'tis clearH2
That herrings will be cheap this yearH2
T Dear Mullinix I now lamentO3
My precious time so long mispentO3
By nature meant for nobler endsW
O introduce me to your friendsW
For whom by birth I was design'dO3
Till politics debased my mindO3
I give myself entire to youB
G d d n the Whigs and Tories tooB

Jonathan Swift



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