Th' Traitle Sop Poem Rhyme Scheme and Analysis
Rhyme Scheme: ABCB DEAE FGHG IJKJ LEME JNJN OAPA QRSR SJTJ JAJA CUJU SSVS JWXY AVSV SBSB ZA2SA2 ASSS SB2SB2 GNC2N SUSU D2D2D2D2 D2JSJ E2SSS F2BG2BOnce in a little country taan | A |
A grocer kept a shop | B |
And sell'd amang his other things | C |
Prime traitle drink and pop | B |
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Teah coffee currans spenish juice | D |
Soft soap an' paader blue | E |
Presarves an' pickles cinnamon | A |
Allspice an' pepper too | E |
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An' hoasts o' other sooarts o' stuff | F |
To sell to sich as came | G |
As figs an' raisens salt an' spice | H |
Too numerous to name | G |
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One summer's day a waggon stood | I |
Just opposite his door | J |
An' th' childer all gaped raand as if | K |
They'd ne'er seen one afoor | J |
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An' in it wor a traitle cask | L |
It wor a wopper too | E |
To get it aght they all wor fast | M |
Which iver way to do | E |
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But wol they stood an' parley'd thear | J |
Th' horse gave a sudden chuck | N |
An' aght it flew an' bursting threw | J |
All th' traitle into th' muck | N |
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Then th' childer laff'd an' clapp'd their hands | O |
To them it seem'd rare fun | A |
But th' grocer ommost lost his wits | P |
When he saw th' traitle run | A |
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He stamp'd an' raved an' then declared | Q |
He wodn't pay a meg | R |
An' th' carter vow'd until he did | S |
He wodn't stir a peg | R |
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He said he'd done his business reight | S |
He'd brought it up to th' door | J |
An' thear it wor an' noa fair chap | T |
Wod want him to do moor | J |
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But wol they stamped an' raved an' swore | J |
An' vented aght ther spleen | A |
Th' childer wor thrang enough you're sure | J |
All plaisterd up to th' een | A |
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A neighbor chap saw th' state o' things | C |
An' pitied ther distress | U |
An' begg'd em not to be soa sour | J |
Abaht soa sweet a mess | U |
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An' tha'd be sour th' owd grocer sed | S |
If th' job wor thine owd lad | S |
An' somdy wanted thee to pay | V |
For what tha'd niver had | S |
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Th' fault isn't mine said th' cart driver | J |
My duty's done I hope | W |
I've brought him traitle thear it is | X |
An' he mun sam it up | Y |
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Soa th' neighbor left em to thersen | A |
He'd nowt noa moor to say | V |
But went to guard what ther wor left | S |
An' send th' young brood away | V |
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This didn't suit th' young lads a bit | S |
They didn't mean to stop | B |
They felt detarmin'd that they'd get | S |
Another traitle sop | B |
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They tried all ways but th' chap stood firm | Z |
They couldn't get a lick | A2 |
An' some o'th' boldest gate a taste | S |
O'th neighbor's walkin stick | A2 |
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At last one said I know a plan | A |
If we can scheme to do it | S |
We'll knock one daan bang into th' dolt | S |
An' let him roll reight throo it | S |
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Agreed agreed they all replied | S |
An here comes little Jack | B2 |
He's foorced to pass cloise up this side | S |
We'll do it in a crack | B2 |
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Poor Jack wor rayther short an' came | G |
Just like a suckin duck | N |
He little dream'd at th' sweets o' life | C2 |
Wod ivver be his luck | N |
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But daan they shoved him an' he roll'd | S |
Heead first bang into th' mess | U |
An' aght he coom a woeful seet | S |
As yo may easy guess | U |
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They marched him off i' famous glee | D2 |
All stickified an' clammy | D2 |
Then licked him clean an' sent him hooam | D2 |
To get lick'd by his mammy | D2 |
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Then th' cartdriver an th' grocer came | D2 |
Booath in a dreadful flutter | J |
To save some but they came too lat | S |
It all wor lost ith gutter | J |
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It towt a lesson to em booath | E2 |
Befoor that job wor ended | S |
To try at stead o' falling aght | S |
If owt went wrang to mend it | S |
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For wol fowk rave abaht ther loss | F2 |
Some sharper's sure to pop | B |
An' aght o' ther misfortunes | G2 |
They'll contrive to get a sop | B |
John Hartley
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