Billy Bumble's Bargain Poem Rhyme Scheme and Analysis
Rhyme Scheme: ABABABCB DEBEDEAE DBBBABFB AGDGHHIG JKBKBKBK BLALALLL MBDBDBBB BHBBBBMB BNBNBNON BDLDADPD BQBQLQBQ RBHBBBQB HBBBBBNB DDSDHDBD DTBTBTBT BQBQDDRD HDADBNAN N BDUDDLBLYoung Billy Bumble bowt a pig | A |
Soa aw've heeard th' neighbors say | B |
An monny a mile he had to trig | A |
One sweltin' summer day | B |
But Billy didn't care a fig | A |
He sed he'd mak it pay | B |
He knew it wor a bargain | C |
An he cared net who said nay | B |
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He browt it hooam to Ploo Croft loin | D |
But what wor his surprise | E |
To find all th' neighbors standing aght | B |
We oppen maaths an eyes | E |
By gow sed Billy to hissen | D |
This pig must be a prize | E |
An th' wimmen cried Gooid gracious fowk | A |
But isn't it a size | E |
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Then th' chaps sed Billy where's ta been | D |
Whativver has ta browt | B |
That surely isn't crayture lad | B |
Aw heeard 'em say tha'd bowt | B |
It luks moor like a donkey | A |
Does ta think 'at it con rawt | B |
But Billy crack'd his carter's whip | F |
An answered 'em wi' nowt | B |
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An reight enuff it wor a pig | A |
If all they say is true | G |
Its length wor five foot eight or nine | D |
Its height wor four foot two | G |
An when it coom to th' pig hoil door | H |
He couldn't get it throo | H |
Unless it went daan ov its knees | I |
An that it wodn't do | G |
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Then Billy's mother coom to help | J |
An hit it wi' a mop | K |
But thear it wor an thear it seem'd | B |
Detarmined it 'ud stop | K |
But all at once it gave a grunt | B |
An oppen'd sich a shop | K |
An finding aght 'at it wor lick'd | B |
It laup'd cleean ovver th' top | K |
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His mother then shoo shook her heead | B |
An pool'd a woeful face | L |
William shoo sed tha should'nt bring | A |
Sich things as theas to th' place | L |
Aw hooap tha art'nt gooin to sink | A |
Thi mother i' disgrace | L |
But if tha buys sich things as thease | L |
Aw'm feared it will be th' case | L |
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Nah mother nivver freat sed Bill | M |
Its one aw'm gooin to feed | B |
Its rayther long i'th' legs aw know | D |
But that's becoss o'th' breed | B |
If its a trifle long i'th' grooin | D |
Why hang it nivver heed | B |
Aw know its net a beauty | B |
But its cheap it is indeed | B |
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Well time 'ul try his mother sed | B |
An time at last did try | H |
For nivver sich a hungry beeast | B |
Had been fed in a sty | B |
What's th' weight o'th' long legged pig Billy | B |
Wor th' neighbors' daily cry | B |
Aw connot tell yo yet sed Bill | M |
Aw'll weigh it bye an bye | B |
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An hard poor Billy persevered | B |
But all to noa avail | N |
It swallow'd all th' mait it could get | B |
An wod ha swallow'd th' pail | N |
But Billy tuk gooid care to stand | B |
O'th' tother side o'th' rail | N |
But fat it didn't gain as mich | O |
As what 'ud greeas its tail | N |
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Pack after pack o' mail he bowt | B |
Until he'd bowt fourteen | D |
But net a bit o' difference | L |
I'th' pig wor to be seen | D |
Its legs an snowt wor just as long | A |
As ivver they had been | D |
Poor Billy caanted rib bi rib | P |
An heaved a sigh between | D |
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One day he mix'd a double feed | B |
An put it into th' troff | Q |
Tha greedy lukkin beeast he sed | B |
Aw'll awther stawl thee off | Q |
Or else aw'll brust thi hide that is | L |
Unless 'at its to toff | Q |
An then he left it wol he went | B |
His mucky clooas to doff | Q |
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It worn't long befoor he coom | R |
To see hah matters stood | B |
He luk'd at th' troff an thear it wor | H |
Five simple bits o' wood | B |
As cleean scraped aght as if it had | B |
Ne'er held a bit o' food | B |
Tha slotch sed Bill aw do believe | Q |
Tha'd ait me if tha could | B |
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Next day he browt a butcher | H |
For his patience had been tried | B |
An wi a varry deeal to do | B |
Its legs wi' rooap they tied | B |
An then his shinin knife he drew | B |
An stuck it in its side | B |
It mud ha been a crockadile | N |
Bi th' thickness ov its hide | B |
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But blooid began to flow an then | D |
Its long legg'd race wor run | D |
They scalded scraped an hung it up | S |
An when it all wor done | D |
Fowk coom to guess what weight it wor | H |
An monny a bit o' fun | D |
They had for Billy's mother sed | B |
It ought to weigh a ton | D |
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Billy wor walkin up an daan | D |
Dooin nowt but fume an fidge | T |
He luk'd at th' pig then daan he set | B |
I'th nook o'th' window ledge | T |
He saw th' back booan wor stickin aght | B |
Like th' thin end ov a wedge | T |
It luk'd like an owd blanket | B |
Hung ovver th' winterhedge | T |
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His mother rooar'd an th' wimmen sigh'd | B |
But th' chaps did nowt but laff | Q |
Poor Billy he could hardly bide | B |
To sit an hear ther chaff | Q |
Then up he jumped an off he run | D |
But whear fowk nivver knew | D |
An what wor th' war'st when mornin coom | R |
Th' deead pig had mizzled too | D |
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Th' chaps wander'd th' country far an near | H |
Until they stall'd thersen | D |
But nawther Billy nor his pig | A |
Coom hooam agean sin then | D |
But oft fowk say i'th' deead o'th' neet | B |
Near Shibden's ruined mill | N |
The gooast o' Billy an his pig | A |
May be seen runnin still | N |
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MORAL | N |
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Yo fowk 'at's tempted to goa buy | B |
Be careful what yo do | D |
Dooant be persuaded 'coss it's cheap | U |
For if yo do yo'll rue | D |
Dooant think its lowerin to yor sen | D |
To ax a friend's advice | L |
Else like poor Billy's pig 't may be | B |
Bowt dear at onny price | L |
John Hartley
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