The Successful Author Poem Rhyme Scheme and Analysis

Rhyme Scheme: AABBCCDE EEEECCFFEEEEGGHHIIJJ KKLMMEENNOOEENNPQNNR RSSTTUUVV EE

When Fate presents us with the BaysA
We prize the Praiser not the PraiseA
We scarcely think our Fame eternalB
If vouched for by the Farthing JournalB
But when the Craftsman's self has spokenC
We take it for a certain TokenC
This an Example best will showD
Derived from DENNIS DIDEROTE
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A hackney Author who'd essayedE
All Hazards of the scribbling TradeE
And failed to live by every ModeE
From Persian Tale to Birthday OdeE
Embarked at last thro' pure StarvationC
In Theologic SpeculationC
'Tis commonly affirmed his PenF
Had been most orthodox till thenF
But oft as SOCRATES has saidE
The Stomach's stronger than the HeadE
And for a sudden Change of CreedE
There is no Jesuit like NeedE
Then too 'twas cheap he took it allG
By force of Habit from the GaulG
He showed the Trick is nowise newH
That Nothing we believe is trueH
But chiefly that Mistake is rifeI
Touching the point of After LifeI
Here all were wrong from PLATO downJ
His Price in Boards was Half a CrownJ
The Thing created quite a ScareK
He got a Letter from VOLTAIREK
Naming him Ami and Confr reL
Besides two most attractive OffersM
Of Chaplaincies from noted ScoffersM
He fell forthwith his Head to liftE
To talk of I and DR SW FTE
And brag at Clubs as one who spokeN
On equal Terms with BOLINGBROKEN
But at the last a Missive cameO
That put the Copestone to his FameO
The Boy who brought it would not waitE
It bore a Covent Garden DateE
A woful Sheet with doubtful InkN
And Air of Bridewell or the ClinkN
It ran in this wise Learned SirP
We whose Subscriptions follow hereQ
Desire to state our Fellow feelingN
In this Religion you're revealingN
You make it plain that if so beR
We 'scape on Earth from Tyburn TreeR
There's nothing left for us to fearS
In this or any other SphereS
We offer you our Thanks and hopeT
Your Honor too may cheat the RopeT
With that came all the Names beneathU
As BLUESKIN JERRY CLINCH MACHEATHU
BET CARELESS and the Rest a ScoreV
Of Rogues and Bona Robas moreV
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This Newgate Calendar he readE
'Tis not recorded what he saidE

Henry Austin Dobson



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