The Climacteric Poem Rhyme Scheme and Analysis
Rhyme Scheme: AABBCC DDEEFFGGHIJJKKKKBBLL MMNN OOKKMMKKPPKKQQKKRRSS JJKKOTKKKK UU| When do the reasoning Powers decline | A |
| The Ancients said at Forty Nine | A |
| At Forty Nine behoves it then | B |
| To quit the Inkhorn and the Pen | B |
| Since ARISTOTLE so decreed | C |
| Premising thus we now proceed | C |
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| In that thrice favoured Northern Land | D |
| Where most the Flowers of Thought expand | D |
| And all things nebulous grow clear | E |
| Through Spectacles and Lager Beer | E |
| There lived at Dumpelsheim the Lesser | F |
| A certain High Dutch Herr Professor | F |
| Than GROTIUS more alert and quick | G |
| More logical than BURGERSDYCK | G |
| His Lectures both so much transcended | H |
| That far and wide his Fame extended | I |
| Proclaiming him to every clime | J |
| Within a Mile of Dumpelsheim | J |
| But chief he taught by Day and Night | K |
| The Doctrine of the Stagirite | K |
| Proving it fixed beyond Dispute | K |
| In Ways that none could well refute | K |
| For if by Chance 'twas urged that Men | B |
| O'er stepped the Limit now and then | B |
| He'd show unanswerably still | L |
| Either that all they did was Nil | L |
| Or else 'twas marked by Indication | M |
| Of grievous mental Degradation | M |
| Nay he could even trace they say | N |
| That Degradation to a Day | N |
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| The Years rolled on and as they flew | O |
| More famed the Herr Professor grew | O |
| His Locus of the Pineal Gland | K |
| A Masterpiece he long had planned | K |
| Had reached the End of Book Eleven | M |
| And he was nearing Forty Seven | M |
| Admirers had not long to wait | K |
| The last Book came at Forty Eight | K |
| And should have been the Heart and Soul | P |
| The Crown and Summit of the whole | P |
| But now the oddest Thing ensued | K |
| 'Twas so insufferably crude | K |
| So feeble and so poor 'twas plain | Q |
| The Writer's Mind was on the wane | Q |
| Nothing could possibly be said | K |
| E'en Friendship's self must hang the head | K |
| While jealous Rivals scarce so civil | R |
| Denounced it openly as Drivel | R |
| Never was such Collapse In brief | S |
| The poor Professor died of Grief | S |
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| With fitting mortuary Rhyme | J |
| They buried him at Dumpelsheim | J |
| And as they sorrowing set about | K |
| A Short Memoir the Truth came out | K |
| He had been older than he knew | O |
| The Parish Clerk had put a | T |
| In place of Nought and made his Date | K |
| Of Birth a Brace of Years too late | K |
| When he had written Book the Last | K |
| His true Climacteric had past | K |
| - | |
| MORAL To estimate your Worth | U |
| Be certain as to date of Birth | U |
Henry Austin Dobson
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