The Claims Of The Muse. Poem Rhyme Scheme and Analysis

Rhyme Scheme: AABBCCDD BBBBBBEEFFGGGGHHGGIG JJGGKKGGLLMMNNBBGGGG BBBBOOGGPQ RRSSMMRRBBGGBBKKTT

Too oft we hide our Frailties' BlameA
Beneath some simple sounding NameA
So Folks who in gilt Coaches rideB
Will call Display but Proper PrideB
So Spendthrifts who their Acres loseC
Curse not their Folly but the JewsC
So Madam when her Roses faintD
Resorts to anything but PaintD
-
An honest Uncle who had pliedB
His Trade of Mercer in CheapsideB
Until his Name on 'Change was foundB
Good for some Thirty Thousand PoundB
Was burdened with an Heir inclinedB
To thoughts of quite a different KindB
His Nephew dreamed of Naught but VerseE
From Morn to Night and what was worseE
He quitted all at length to followF
That sneaking whey faced God APOLLOF
In plainer Words he ran up BillsG
At Child's at Batson's and at Will'sG
Discussed the Claims of rival BardsG
At Midnight with a Pack of CardsG
Or made excuse for t'other BottleH
Over a point in ARISTOTLEH
This could not last and like his BettersG
He found too soon the Cost of LettersG
Back to his Uncle's House he flewI
Confessing that he'd not a SouG
'Tis true his Reasons if sincereJ
Were more poetical than clearJ
Alas he said I name no NamesG
The Muse dear Sir the Muse has claimsG
His Uncle who behind his TillK
Knew less of Pindus than Snow HillK
Looked grave but thinking as Men sayG
That Youth but once can have its DayG
Equipped anew his Pride and HopeL
To frisk it on Parnassus SlopeL
In one short Month he sought the DoorM
More shorn and ragged than beforeM
This Time he showed but small ContritionN
And gloried in his mean ConditionN
The greatest of our Race he saidB
Through Asian Cities begged his BreadB
The Muse the Muse delights to seeG
Not Broadcloth but PhilosophyG
Who doubts of this her Honour shamesG
But as you know she has her ClaimsG
Friend quoth his Uncle then I doubtB
This scurvy Craft that you're aboutB
Will lead your philosophic FeetB
Either to Bedlam or the FleetB
Still as I would not have you lackO
Go get some Broadcloth to your BackO
And if it please this precious MuseG
'Twere well to purchase decent ShoesG
Though harkye Sir The Youth was goneP
Before the good Man could go onQ
-
And yet ere long again was seenR
That Votary of HippocreneR
As along Cheap his Way he tookS
His Uncle spied him by a BrookS
Not such as Nymphs Castalian pourM
'Twas but the Kennel nothing moreM
His Plight was plain by every SignR
Of Idiot Smile and Stains of WineR
He strove to rise and wagged his HeadB
The Muse dear Sir the Muse he saidB
Muse quoth the Other in a FuryG
The Muse shan't serve you I assure yeG
She's just some wanton idle JadeB
That makes young Fools forget their TradeB
Who should be whipped if I'd my WillK
From Charing Cross to Ludgate HillK
She's just But he began to stutterT
So left SIR GRACELESS in the GutterT

Henry Austin Dobson



Rate:
(1)



Poem topics: , Print This Poem , Rhyme Scheme

Submit Spanish Translation
Submit German Translation
Submit French Translation


Write your comment about The Claims Of The Muse. poem by Henry Austin Dobson


 

Recent Interactions*

This poem was read 3 times,

This poem was added to the favorite list by 0 members,

This poem was voted by 0 members.

(* Interactions only in the last 7 days)

New Poems

Popular Poets