Old Nick, who taught the village-school,
Wedded a maid of homespun habit;
He was as stubborn as a mule,
She was as playful as a rabbit.
Poor Jane had scarce become a wife,
Before her husband sought to make her
The pink of country-polished life,
And prim and formal as a Quaker.
One day the tutor went abroad,
And simple Jenny sadly missed him;
When he returned, behind her lord
She slyly stole, and fondly kissed him!
The husband's anger rose!--and red
And white his face alternate grew!
"Less freedom, ma'am!"--Jane sighed and said,
"OH, DEAR! I DIDN'T KNOW 'TWAS YOU!"
The Retort
George Pope Morris
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Poem topics: anger, freedom, life, pink, poor, red, rose, school, wife, dear, white, country, face, simple, Valentine's Day, husband, I love you, I miss you, Print This Poem , Rhyme Scheme
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