This is the little side of my mind that holds the strongest pillar,
Its called "the humor stand" and its full of laughter,

It doesn't hold very much just my whole existence,
And all the memories of my past relationships with my last two imaginary girlfriends,

Don't really know what life holds for a guy like me,
Recently I tried robbing a bank but i couldn't because I am clusterphobic and also I couldn't afford a gun,

so I just sent an email to the bank manager threatening him to send me some money or I'll expose his relationship with his gay partner to his wife,
It was a really good plan, I know I'm getting some money soon, I just hope he has a gay partner and a wife,

I wanted to stop people from taking advantage of me so I decided to become useless,
You can't use someone if they are totally useless,

Last week I got robbed twice in a day while sitting on the same chair in my house,
And i got beaten seriously by the second robber for giving all of my money to the first robber,

I have had a lot of terrible experiences in the past but I see life as one very funny comedy movie rather than tragedy,
And to whom it may concern this piece was intended for people to see my wits rather than my stupidity.