Junk 'n' Stuffs Poem Rhyme Scheme and Analysis
Rhyme Scheme: AA BC DE FF GG HA DD| This is the little side of my mind that holds the strongest pillar | A |
| Its called the humor stand and its full of laughter | A |
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| It doesn't hold very much just my whole existence | B |
| And all the memories of my past relationships with my last two imaginary girlfriends | C |
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| Don't really know what life holds for a guy like me | D |
| Recently I tried robbing a bank but i couldn't because I am clusterphobic and also I couldn't afford a gun | E |
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| so I just sent an email to the bank manager threatening him to send me some money or I'll expose his relationship with his gay partner to his wife | F |
| It was a really good plan I know I'm getting some money soon I just hope he has a gay partner and a wife | F |
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| I wanted to stop people from taking advantage of me so I decided to become useless | G |
| You can't use someone if they are totally useless | G |
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| Last week I got robbed twice in a day while sitting on the same chair in my house | H |
| And i got beaten seriously by the second robber for giving all of my money to the first robber | A |
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| I have had a lot of terrible experiences in the past but I see life as one very funny comedy movie rather than tragedy | D |
| And to whom it may concern this piece was intended for people to see my wits rather than my stupidity | D |
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Poet's note: just for laughs
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