Mr. Dana, Of The New York Sun Poem Rhyme Scheme and Analysis
Rhyme Scheme: ABCCDDDDBB EEDDFFGGBB HHIJKKCCBB LLMMNNDDBB OPQDDDDGGBB ORRDDDDBB DDDDNNDDBB EESSTTNNBB UVNNSSRRBB| Thar showed up out'n Denver in the spring uv ' | A |
| A man who'd worked with Dana on the Noo York Sun | B |
| His name wuz Cantell Whoppers 'nd he wuz a sight ter view | C |
| Ez he walked inter the orfice 'nd inquired fer work ter do | C |
| Thar warn't no places vacant then fer be it understood | D |
| That wuz the time when talent flourished at that altitood | D |
| But thar the stranger lingered tellin' Raymond 'nd the rest | D |
| Uv what perdigious wonders he could do when at his best | D |
| Till finally he stated quite by chance that he hed done | B |
| A heap uv work with Dana on the Noo York Sun | B |
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| Wall that wuz quite another thing we owned that ary cuss | E |
| Who'd worked f'r Mr Dana must be good enough fer us | E |
| And so we tuk the stranger's word 'nd nipped him while we could | D |
| For if we didn't take him we knew John Arkins would | D |
| And Cooper too wuz mouzin' round fer enterprise 'nd brains | F |
| Whenever them commodities blew in across the plains | F |
| At any rate we nailed him which made ol' Cooper swear | G |
| And Arkins tear out handfuls uv his copious curly hair | G |
| But we set back and cackled 'nd bed a power uv fun | B |
| With our man who'd worked with Dana on the Noo York Sun | B |
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| It made our eyes hang on our cheeks 'nd lower jaws ter drop | H |
| Ter hear that feller tellin' how ol' Dana run his shop | H |
| It seems that Dana wuz the biggest man you ever saw | I |
| He lived on human bein's 'nd preferred to eat 'em raw | J |
| If he hed Democratic drugs ter take before he took 'em | K |
| As good old allopathic laws prescribe he allus shook 'em | K |
| The man that could set down 'nd write like Dany never grew | C |
| And the sum of human knowledge wuzn't half what Dana knew | C |
| The consequence appeared to be that nearly every one | B |
| Concurred with Mr Dana of the Noo York Sun | B |
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| This feller Cantell Whoppers never brought an item in | L |
| He spent his time at Perrin's shakin' poker dice f'r gin | L |
| Whatever the assignment he wuz allus sure to shirk | M |
| He wuz very long on likker and all fired short on work | M |
| If any other cuss had played the tricks he dared ter play | N |
| The daisies would be bloomin' over his remains to day | N |
| But somehow folks respected him and stood him to the last | D |
| Considerin' his superior connections in the past | D |
| So when he bilked at poker not a sucker drew a gun | B |
| On the man who 'd worked with Dana on the Noo York Sun | B |
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| Wall Dana came ter Denver in the fall uv ' | - |
| A very different party from the man we thought ter see | O |
| A nice 'nd clean old gentleman so dignerfied 'nd calm | P |
| You bet yer life he never did no human bein' harm | Q |
| A certain hearty manner 'nd a fulness uv the vest | D |
| Betokened that his sperrits 'nd his victuals wuz the best | D |
| His face wuz so benevolent his smile so sweet 'nd kind | D |
| That they seemed to be the reflex uv an honest healthy mind | D |
| And God had set upon his head a crown uv silver hair | G |
| In promise uv the golden crown He meaneth him to wear | G |
| So uv us boys that met him out'n Denver there wuz none | B |
| But fell in love with Dana uv the Noo York Sun | B |
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| But when he came to Denver in that fall uv ' | - |
| His old friend Cantell Whoppers disappeared upon a spree | O |
| The very thought uv seein' Dana worked upon him so | R |
| They hadn't been together fer a year or two you know | R |
| That he borrered all the stuff he could and started on a bat | D |
| And strange as it may seem we didn't see him after that | D |
| So when ol' Dana hove in sight we couldn't understand | D |
| Why he didn't seem to notice that his crony wa'n't on hand | D |
| No casual allusion not a question no not one | B |
| For the man who'd worked with Dana on the Noo York Sun | B |
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| We broke it gently to him but he didn't seem surprised | D |
| Thar wuz no big burst uv passion as we fellers had surmised | D |
| He said that Whoppers wuz a man he 'd never heerd about | D |
| But he mought have carried papers on a Jarsey City route | D |
| And then he recollected hearin' Mr Laffan say | N |
| That he'd fired a man named Whoppers fur bein' drunk one day | N |
| Which with more likker underneath than money in his vest | D |
| Had started on a freight train fur the great 'nd boundin' West | D |
| But further information or statistics he had none | B |
| Uv the man who'd worked with Dana on the Noo York Sun | B |
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| We dropped the matter quietly 'nd never made no fuss | E |
| When we get played for suckers why that's a horse on us | E |
| But every now 'nd then we Denver fellers have to laff | S |
| To hear some other paper boast uv havin' on its staff | S |
| A man who's worked with Dana 'nd then we fellers wink | T |
| And pull our hats down on our eyes 'nd set around 'nd think | T |
| It seems like Dana couldn't be as smart as people say | N |
| If he educates so many folks 'nd lets 'em get away | N |
| And as for us in future we'll be very apt to shun | B |
| The man who worked with Dana on the Noo York Sun | B |
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| But bless ye Mr Dana may you live a thousan' years | U |
| To sort o' keep things lively in this vale of human tears | V |
| An' may I live a thousan' too a thousan' less a day | N |
| For I shouldn't like to be on earth to hear you'd passed away | N |
| And when it comes your time to go you'll need no Latin chaff | S |
| Nor biographic data put in your epitaph | S |
| But one straight line of English and of truth will let folks know | R |
| The homage 'nd the gratitude 'nd reverence they owe | R |
| You'll need no epitaph but this Here sleeps the man who run | B |
| That best 'nd brightest paper the Noo York Sun | B |
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