The Midnight Revels As Observed By The Shades Poem Rhyme Scheme and Analysis

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'The witches' device for the equitable distributionA
of the liquor consisted in the constructionA
of tens of thousands of stopcocks and bungsB
which were fitted into the perforations of theC
cauldron and graded so nicely in calibre thatD
every species of fish from a sardine to a sharkE
might find perfect oral adjustment To provideF
against all contingencies they had in additionA
furnished each amphibious member of the CretanA
family with a ladle so that the weaker fishG
unable to reach the taps and bung holes mightH
be supplied at the surface of the water ButI
notwithstanding all their powers of divinationA
the scheme came very near to being wreckedJ
first by the tremendous congregation of fishG
and secondly by the advent of the wild hordesB
from Hades Now it was not within the counselsB
of either the witches or the Devil that the testK
should be prejudiced by the Shades If theyL
arrived at all their r le would be severelyM
restricted to that of an audience But theC
momentum of their rush carried them up againstN
the sides of the cauldron with such a terrificO
impact that a vertical crack one hundred cubitsB
long was made near the top Fortunately howeverP
for the experiment the Shades were immediatelyM
driven back to the rear by a battalion of impsB
and the crack served the purpose of allowingQ
sufficient liquor to trickle through into the seaB
to account for the inebriation of such fish asB
those whose nervous constitution could not standR
the undiluted draughts 'S
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ByronA
Now what the devil can be hidT
In whisky straight or punch or sherbetI
To give the doldrums to that squidT
Or plant the horrors in that turbotU
I never dreamed a calamaryP
Could get so dead stiff on CanaryP
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WolseyP
I've watched the effect of many a dramV
On Richmond and on BuckinghamV
And with good reasons have I mournedW
To see my Royal Henry cornedW
And many a noble prelate losingQ
His benefice by one night's boozingQ
But till this hour I never knewA
What alcoholic draughts could doA
To change a salmon or a hakeX
Into a paralytic rakeX
Or how a drunken sturgeon feltW
When fever burned inside his peltW
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CampeggioX
Now by my Hat and Clement's footW
What kind of devil must have dweltW
Inside a liquor that could putW
Delirium tremens in a smeltW
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PepysP
What maddening impulse makes that sharkX
Which ought by its own nature choose aC
Mate of its own kind to sparkX
With that gelatinous MedusaC
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ParacelsusC
They say that mortals may go madW
Beneath thy beams Divinest LunaC
But how canst thou debauch a shadW
Create an epileptic tunaC
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GulliverP
I saw a sardine just now glutW
His hunger on a halibutW
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Samuel ButlerP
How could a thing like rye or hops stirP
The turgid corpus of a lobsterP
And thus induce an inflammationA
Within the shell of a crustaceanA
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SamsonA
I saw a small phlegmatic mulletW
Holding a dogfish by the gulletW
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Saint PatrickX
Such crimes as from the sea ariseC
Beat out the days of old GomorrahC
Had I not seen it with my eyesC
I would not have believed begorraC

E. J. Pratt



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