The Midnight Revels As Observed By The Shades Poem Rhyme Scheme and Analysis
Rhyme Scheme: AABCDEFAAGHIAJGBBKLM CNOBPMBQBBRS ATITUPP PVVWWQQAAXXWW XWWWW PXCXC CWCWC PWW PPPAA AWW XCCCC'The witches' device for the equitable distribution | A |
of the liquor consisted in the construction | A |
of tens of thousands of stopcocks and bungs | B |
which were fitted into the perforations of the | C |
cauldron and graded so nicely in calibre that | D |
every species of fish from a sardine to a shark | E |
might find perfect oral adjustment To provide | F |
against all contingencies they had in addition | A |
furnished each amphibious member of the Cretan | A |
family with a ladle so that the weaker fish | G |
unable to reach the taps and bung holes might | H |
be supplied at the surface of the water But | I |
notwithstanding all their powers of divination | A |
the scheme came very near to being wrecked | J |
first by the tremendous congregation of fish | G |
and secondly by the advent of the wild hordes | B |
from Hades Now it was not within the counsels | B |
of either the witches or the Devil that the test | K |
should be prejudiced by the Shades If they | L |
arrived at all their r le would be severely | M |
restricted to that of an audience But the | C |
momentum of their rush carried them up against | N |
the sides of the cauldron with such a terrific | O |
impact that a vertical crack one hundred cubits | B |
long was made near the top Fortunately however | P |
for the experiment the Shades were immediately | M |
driven back to the rear by a battalion of imps | B |
and the crack served the purpose of allowing | Q |
sufficient liquor to trickle through into the sea | B |
to account for the inebriation of such fish as | B |
those whose nervous constitution could not stand | R |
the undiluted draughts ' | S |
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Byron | A |
Now what the devil can be hid | T |
In whisky straight or punch or sherbet | I |
To give the doldrums to that squid | T |
Or plant the horrors in that turbot | U |
I never dreamed a calamary | P |
Could get so dead stiff on Canary | P |
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Wolsey | P |
I've watched the effect of many a dram | V |
On Richmond and on Buckingham | V |
And with good reasons have I mourned | W |
To see my Royal Henry corned | W |
And many a noble prelate losing | Q |
His benefice by one night's boozing | Q |
But till this hour I never knew | A |
What alcoholic draughts could do | A |
To change a salmon or a hake | X |
Into a paralytic rake | X |
Or how a drunken sturgeon felt | W |
When fever burned inside his pelt | W |
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Campeggio | X |
Now by my Hat and Clement's foot | W |
What kind of devil must have dwelt | W |
Inside a liquor that could put | W |
Delirium tremens in a smelt | W |
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Pepys | P |
What maddening impulse makes that shark | X |
Which ought by its own nature choose a | C |
Mate of its own kind to spark | X |
With that gelatinous Medusa | C |
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Paracelsus | C |
They say that mortals may go mad | W |
Beneath thy beams Divinest Luna | C |
But how canst thou debauch a shad | W |
Create an epileptic tuna | C |
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Gulliver | P |
I saw a sardine just now glut | W |
His hunger on a halibut | W |
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Samuel Butler | P |
How could a thing like rye or hops stir | P |
The turgid corpus of a lobster | P |
And thus induce an inflammation | A |
Within the shell of a crustacean | A |
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Samson | A |
I saw a small phlegmatic mullet | W |
Holding a dogfish by the gullet | W |
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Saint Patrick | X |
Such crimes as from the sea arise | C |
Beat out the days of old Gomorrah | C |
Had I not seen it with my eyes | C |
I would not have believed begorra | C |
E. J. Pratt
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