The Silent Member Poem Rhyme Scheme and Analysis
Rhyme Scheme: AABB CCDD EEFF GGHH IIJJ KKLL AAKK MNOO PPQQ RRSS TTOO UUBB SVWW| He lived in Mundaloo and Bill McClosky was his name | A |
| But folks that knew him well had little knowledge of that same | A |
| For he some'ow lost his surname and he had so much to say | B |
| He was called 'The Silent Member' in a mild sarcastic way | B |
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| He could talk on any subject from the weather and the crops | C |
| To astronomy and Euclid and he never minded stops | C |
| And the lack of a companion didn't lay him on the shelf | D |
| For he'd stand before a looking glass and argue with himself | D |
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| He would talk for hours on literature or calves or art or wheat | E |
| There was not a bally subject you could say had got him beat | E |
| And when strangers brought up topics that they reckoned he would baulk | F |
| He'd remark 'I never heard of that ' But all the same he'd talk | F |
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| He'd talk at christ'nings by the yard at weddings by the mile | G |
| And he used to pride himself upon his choice of words and style | G |
| In a funeral procession his remarks would never end | H |
| On the qualities and virtues of the dear departed friend | H |
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| We got quite used to hearing him and no one seemed to care | I |
| In fact no happ'ning seemed complete unless his voice was there | I |
| For close on thirty year he talked and none could talk him down | J |
| Until one day an agent for insurance struck the town | J |
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| Well we knew The Silent Member and we knew what he could do | K |
| And it wasn't very long before we knew the agent too | K |
| As a crack long distance talker that was pretty hard to catch | L |
| So we called a hasty meeting and decided on a match | L |
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| Of course we didn't tell them we were putting up the game | A |
| But we fixed it up between us and made bets upon the same | A |
| We named a time keep and a referee to see it through | K |
| Then strolled around just casual and introduced the two | K |
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| The agent got first off the mark while our man stood and grinned | M |
| He talked for just one solid hour then stopped to get his wind | N |
| 'Yes but ' sez Bill that's all he said he couldn't say no more | O |
| The agent got right in again and fairly held the floor | O |
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| On policies and bonuses and premiums and all that | P |
| He talked and talked until we thought he had our man out flat | P |
| 'I think ' Bill got in edgeways but that there insurance chap | Q |
| Just filled himself with atmosphere and took the second lap | Q |
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| I saw our man was getting dazed and sort of hypnotized | R |
| And they oughter pulled the agent up right there as I advised | R |
| 'See here ' Bill started husky but the agent came again | S |
| And talked right on for four hours good from six o'clock to ten | S |
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| Then Bill began to crumple up and weaken at the knees | T |
| When all at once he ups and shouts 'Here give a bloke a breeze | T |
| Just take a pull for half a tick and let me have the floor | O |
| And I'll take out a policy ' The agent said no more | O |
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| The Silent Member swallowed hard then coughed and cleared his throat | U |
| But not a single word would come no not a blessed note | U |
| His face looked something dreadful such a look of pained dismay | B |
| Then he have us one pathetic glance and turned and walked away | B |
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| He's hardly spoken since that day not more than 'Yes' or 'No' | S |
| We miss his voice a good bit too the town seems rather slow | V |
| He was called 'The Silent Member' just sarcastic I'll allow | W |
| But since that agent handled him it sort o' fits him now | W |
Clarence Michael James Stanislaus Dennis
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