The Knight's Return Poem Rhyme Scheme and Analysis
Rhyme Scheme: ABABCCC DEDEFFF GAG HH IJIJAA KAKALL MBMNOOO PGPGBB QRQRII IAIABB SBSTAA UIUIAAA AGAGUUU UMULG G IVIVI I DUDUUU MA NNN CSCSUUUThe conq'rin' 'ero Me Yes I don't think | A |
This mornin' when I catch the train fer 'ome | B |
It's far more like a walloped pup I slink | A |
To kennel with resolves no more to roam | B |
Crusades is orf I'm fer the simple life | C |
'Ome with me trustin' wife | C |
All safe frum strife | C |
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I've read uv knights returnin' full uv gyp | D |
Back to the bewchus lady in the tower | E |
They never seemed to git dumestic pip | D |
In them brave days when knighthood was in flower | E |
But times is changed an' 'usbands 'as to leed | F |
Fer knight'ood's run to seed | F |
It 'as indeed | F |
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Snowy the parson came to say farewell | G |
'Young friend ' 'e sez 'You've did a Christian ack | A |
A noble deed that you'll be glad to tell | G |
An' boast uv to yer wife when you git back ' | - |
'Too true ' I sez reel chirpy 'She'll be proud | H |
I'll blab it to the crowd | H |
If I'm allowed ' | - |
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'Good bye Good Luck ' 'e sez 'I'll see to Rose | I |
Make yer mind easy Ierdine yer face | J |
Bless yeh Good luck young friend ' An' orf we goes | I |
Me an' me conscience arguin' the case | J |
An' as we pick up speed an' race along | A |
The rails make up a song | A |
'Yer in all wrong ' | - |
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'Yer in all wrong Yer in all wrong Yeh blob | K |
Why did yeh want to go an' 'unt fer Spike | A |
Yer in all wrong Becoz yeh liked the job | K |
That's wot An' don't pretend yeh didn't like | A |
Yer in all wrong Wot will yeh tell Doreen | L |
Yeh'll 'ate to 'ave a scene | L |
Don't yeh feel mean ' | - |
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Two stations on a w'iskered coot gits in | M |
I seem to sort uv rekernise some'ow | B |
But all at once I place 'im an' I grin | M |
But 'e don't jerry 'e's stone sober now | N |
It's 'im I scragged in Spadgers number one | O |
The late suspected gun | O |
It's Danny Dunn | O |
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'Sold that watch yet ole cobber ' I remarks | P |
'E grabs 'is bag an' views me battered dile | G |
With sudden fears uv spielers an' their larks | P |
But I ixplain 'an' 'e digs up a smile | G |
'Ah yes ' 'e drawls 'We met two nights ago | B |
But I was well you know | B |
Well jist so so ' | - |
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'E pipes me dile again then stammers out | Q |
'I'm sorry sonny Stone the crows It's sad | R |
To see yer face so orful cut about | Q |
I never thort I walloped you so bad | R |
I'm sorry lad that we should come to blows | I |
Black eye An' wot a nose | I |
Oh stone the crows ' | - |
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I ease 'is guilty mind about me phiz | I |
An' we're good cobbers in a 'arf a tick | A |
Then 'e wades in an' tells me 'oo 'e is | I |
'E ain't a bad ole coot when 'e ain't shick | A |
'I ain't dead broke ' 'e sez 'That night yeh know | B |
I was cleaned out uv dough | B |
An' well so so ' | - |
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Lookin' fer land 'e is an' 'as 'is eye | S |
Upon a little farm jist close to me | B |
If 'e decides to take it by an' by | S |
'Why stone the crows I'll look yous up ' sez 'e | T |
'I need some friends I ain't got wife nor chick | A |
An' yous will like me quick | A |
When I ain't shick ' | - |
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I leaves 'im tork Me own affairs won't let | U |
Me pay much 'eed to all 'e 'as to say | I |
But while 'e's spoutin' sudden like I get | U |
A bright idear that brings one 'opeful ray | I |
One thing I 'eard pertickler while 'e spoke | A |
'E is a single bloke | A |
I lets that soak | A |
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But later on I wished 'e'd sling 'is mag | A |
The nearer 'ome I get the worse I feel | G |
The worse I feel the more I chew the rag | A |
The more I chew the rag this crooked deal | G |
I've served Doreen looks black an' blacker yet | U |
I worry till I get | U |
All one cold sweat | U |
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I walk 'ome frum the station thinkin' 'ard | U |
Wot can I tell me wife Gawstruth I been | M |
Eight long years wed an' never 'ad to guard | U |
Me tongue before Wot can I tell Doreen | L |
An' there she's waitin' 'arf ways down our hill | G |
She takes one look 'Why Bill ' | - |
I stands stock still | G |
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'Oh yes me face ' I larfs 'O' course Me face | I |
I clean fergot I well to tell the truth | V |
I Don't look scared I h it's no disgrace | I |
That dentist Yes yes Pullin' out me tooth | V |
Reel butcher Nearly frachered both me jors | I |
Yes dear let's go indoors ' | - |
Wow 'Oly wars | I |
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'Poor Bill Poor Dear 'E must 'ave been a brute ' | - |
She kisses me fair on me busted lip | D |
An' all me fears is stilled be that serloot | U |
Ar wot a fool I was to 'ave the pip | D |
The game is mine before I 'ardly tried | U |
Dead easy 'ow I lied | U |
I'm 'ome an' dried | U |
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Yet I dunno Me triump' don't last long ' | - |
Twuz low down some way 'ow I took 'er in | M |
Like pinchin' frum a kid I feel dead wrong | A |
The parson calls it 'conshusniss uv sin ' | - |
I might be but it's got me worried now | N |
An' conshuns is a cow | N |
That I'll allow | N |
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Take it frum me To 'ave a lovin' wife | C |
Fussin' an' pettin' you jist through a lie | S |
Like 'er this ev'nin' crools all married life | C |
If you can't look 'er fair bang in the eye | S |
An' feel you've earned that trust frum first to last | U |
You're 'eadin' downward fast | U |
But Rose Oh blast | U |
Clarence Michael James Stanislaus Dennis
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