The Knight's Return Poem Rhyme Scheme and Analysis

Rhyme Scheme: ABABCCC DEDEFFF GAG HH IJIJAA KAKALL MBMNOOO PGPGBB QRQRII IAIABB SBSTAA UIUIAAA AGAGUUU UMULG G IVIVI I DUDUUU MA NNN CSCSUUU

The conq'rin' 'ero Me Yes I don't thinkA
This mornin' when I catch the train fer 'omeB
It's far more like a walloped pup I slinkA
To kennel with resolves no more to roamB
Crusades is orf I'm fer the simple lifeC
'Ome with me trustin' wifeC
All safe frum strifeC
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I've read uv knights returnin' full uv gypD
Back to the bewchus lady in the towerE
They never seemed to git dumestic pipD
In them brave days when knighthood was in flowerE
But times is changed an' 'usbands 'as to leedF
Fer knight'ood's run to seedF
It 'as indeedF
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Snowy the parson came to say farewellG
'Young friend ' 'e sez 'You've did a Christian ackA
A noble deed that you'll be glad to tellG
An' boast uv to yer wife when you git back '-
'Too true ' I sez reel chirpy 'She'll be proudH
I'll blab it to the crowdH
If I'm allowed '-
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'Good bye Good Luck ' 'e sez 'I'll see to RoseI
Make yer mind easy Ierdine yer faceJ
Bless yeh Good luck young friend ' An' orf we goesI
Me an' me conscience arguin' the caseJ
An' as we pick up speed an' race alongA
The rails make up a songA
'Yer in all wrong '-
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'Yer in all wrong Yer in all wrong Yeh blobK
Why did yeh want to go an' 'unt fer SpikeA
Yer in all wrong Becoz yeh liked the jobK
That's wot An' don't pretend yeh didn't likeA
Yer in all wrong Wot will yeh tell DoreenL
Yeh'll 'ate to 'ave a sceneL
Don't yeh feel mean '-
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Two stations on a w'iskered coot gits inM
I seem to sort uv rekernise some'owB
But all at once I place 'im an' I grinM
But 'e don't jerry 'e's stone sober nowN
It's 'im I scragged in Spadgers number oneO
The late suspected gunO
It's Danny DunnO
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'Sold that watch yet ole cobber ' I remarksP
'E grabs 'is bag an' views me battered dileG
With sudden fears uv spielers an' their larksP
But I ixplain 'an' 'e digs up a smileG
'Ah yes ' 'e drawls 'We met two nights agoB
But I was well you knowB
Well jist so so '-
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'E pipes me dile again then stammers outQ
'I'm sorry sonny Stone the crows It's sadR
To see yer face so orful cut aboutQ
I never thort I walloped you so badR
I'm sorry lad that we should come to blowsI
Black eye An' wot a noseI
Oh stone the crows '-
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I ease 'is guilty mind about me phizI
An' we're good cobbers in a 'arf a tickA
Then 'e wades in an' tells me 'oo 'e isI
'E ain't a bad ole coot when 'e ain't shickA
'I ain't dead broke ' 'e sez 'That night yeh knowB
I was cleaned out uv doughB
An' well so so '-
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Lookin' fer land 'e is an' 'as 'is eyeS
Upon a little farm jist close to meB
If 'e decides to take it by an' byS
'Why stone the crows I'll look yous up ' sez 'eT
'I need some friends I ain't got wife nor chickA
An' yous will like me quickA
When I ain't shick '-
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I leaves 'im tork Me own affairs won't letU
Me pay much 'eed to all 'e 'as to sayI
But while 'e's spoutin' sudden like I getU
A bright idear that brings one 'opeful rayI
One thing I 'eard pertickler while 'e spokeA
'E is a single blokeA
I lets that soakA
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But later on I wished 'e'd sling 'is magA
The nearer 'ome I get the worse I feelG
The worse I feel the more I chew the ragA
The more I chew the rag this crooked dealG
I've served Doreen looks black an' blacker yetU
I worry till I getU
All one cold sweatU
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I walk 'ome frum the station thinkin' 'ardU
Wot can I tell me wife Gawstruth I beenM
Eight long years wed an' never 'ad to guardU
Me tongue before Wot can I tell DoreenL
An' there she's waitin' 'arf ways down our hillG
She takes one look 'Why Bill '-
I stands stock stillG
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'Oh yes me face ' I larfs 'O' course Me faceI
I clean fergot I well to tell the truthV
I Don't look scared I h it's no disgraceI
That dentist Yes yes Pullin' out me toothV
Reel butcher Nearly frachered both me jorsI
Yes dear let's go indoors '-
Wow 'Oly warsI
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'Poor Bill Poor Dear 'E must 'ave been a brute '-
She kisses me fair on me busted lipD
An' all me fears is stilled be that serlootU
Ar wot a fool I was to 'ave the pipD
The game is mine before I 'ardly triedU
Dead easy 'ow I liedU
I'm 'ome an' driedU
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Yet I dunno Me triump' don't last long '-
Twuz low down some way 'ow I took 'er inM
Like pinchin' frum a kid I feel dead wrongA
The parson calls it 'conshusniss uv sin '-
I might be but it's got me worried nowN
An' conshuns is a cowN
That I'll allowN
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Take it frum me To 'ave a lovin' wifeC
Fussin' an' pettin' you jist through a lieS
Like 'er this ev'nin' crools all married lifeC
If you can't look 'er fair bang in the eyeS
An' feel you've earned that trust frum first to lastU
You're 'eadin' downward fastU
But Rose Oh blastU

Clarence Michael James Stanislaus Dennis



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