The Invalid Poem Rhyme Scheme and Analysis
Rhyme Scheme: ABABCD EFEFGH IJKJLL LMLMLL NONOP QRQRLL SLSLLL TLTLUU VWVWLL XYXYLL AZA LThe pale young man he comes to me | A |
An' chats me good an' fair | B |
'The langwidge that you use ' ses he | A |
'Pollutes the good clean air | B |
Why don't yeh chuck sich silly rot | C |
An' line up with the Clean Lip lot ' | D |
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But square 'n' all I got no use | E |
For them poor shrinkin' guys | F |
Who at the sound of coves' abuse | E |
Turn pale an' rolls their eyes | F |
To use the fancy swears I hear | G |
Comes natural as sinking beer | H |
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Beef an' blood gravy's fightin' food | I |
Not milk but all the same | J |
I come to see there ain't no good | K |
In this crook landwidge game | J |
An' so a little vow I made | L |
An' joined their swell Clean Lip Brigade | L |
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'Twas 'ard But sternly I pursoo'd | L |
Me course an' wore a frown | M |
Thro' swallerin' me speech unchewed | L |
An' chokin' curse words down | M |
Oh dear It was a dreadful stunt | L |
Then gracious me I hit the Front | L |
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A feller in the firin' line | N |
Tied up with sich a gag | O |
Who has to curse by look an' sign | N |
He fair gets out the rag | O |
An' so I ses each time I shoots | P |
'I'll teach you you you you you broots ' | - |
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I don't care wot the goodies say | Q |
It's cruel fightin' dumb | R |
To curse a bit once in a way | Q |
Relieves yer feelin's some | R |
I kills four men in fair clean fight | L |
An' seven extra out er spite | L |
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An' then there come the bay'nit charge | S |
The blokes to left an' right | L |
They all was cursin' fine and large | S |
But I keep mum an' fight | L |
I plunks a square 'ead in the wind | L |
'Annoying fellow there ' I grinned | L |
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With that a great big 'ulking chap | T |
Comes at me with a sword | L |
The thing I need in that scrap | T |
Was just one little word | L |
'Haw You you person ' I begun | U |
But while I talks he gets in one | U |
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Far in the chest I gets that swipe | V |
An' crumbles in a heap | W |
An' starts to think the time is ripe | V |
To 'ave a long deep sleep | W |
'You are intensely rude ' I said | L |
An' so they leaves there for dead | L |
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They invaleeds me 'ome although | X |
The wound gives me no cares | Y |
The cause of my complaint know | X |
Was bottlin' up me swears | Y |
Congestion of me 'Damn' denied | L |
It made me feel all swelled inside | L |
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The pale young man he comes to me | A |
'Ah friend ' he says 'how now | Z |
Your lips are clean I'm pleased to see | A |
An' you 'ave kep' your vow ' | - |
'Me lips is bonzer ' I replied | L |
'But 'struth me throat is scarified ' | - |
Clarence Michael James Stanislaus Dennis
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