The Crusaders Poem Rhyme Scheme and Analysis

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'Peter the 'Ermit was a 'oly bloke 'A
The parson sez 'wot chivvied coves to war 'A
'Too right ' I chips 'I've 'eard that yarn before 'A
'Brave knights sprung straight to arms where'er 'e spoke 'A
'Sure thing ' sez I 'It muster been no jokeB
Tinnin' yer frame in them dead days uv yoreC
Before yeh starts to tap a foeman's gore 'A
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'Peter the 'Ermit was a man inspired '-
The parson sez We're moochin' up the LaneD
Snoopin' around for news we might obtainD
Uv this Spike Wegg the man 'oo I am 'iredE
To snatch by 'ook or crook jist as requiredE
By circs frum out the sev'ril sins wot stainD
'Is wicked soul I 'ope me meanin's plainD
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'Peter the 'Ermit ' sez the parson 'sawF
No 'arm in vi'lince when the cause was justE
While 'e deplored no doubt the fightin' lustE
'E preached ' ''Old on ' I sez ''Ere comes the LawG
'Ere's Brannigan the cop Pos'pone the jawG
Till we confer I got idears 'e mustE
Keep track uv Spike if 'e toils fer 'is crust '-
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'Spike Wegg ' growls Brannigan 'I know that blokeB
An' 'e's the one sweet soul I long to seeF
That shrinkin' vi'lit 'ates publicityF
Jist now ' sez Brannigan 'Spike Wegg's in smokeB
Oh jist concerns a cove 'e tried to croakB
'E's snug in some joint round about maybeF
If you should meet remember 'im to me '-
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The cop passed on 'Peter the 'Ermit wasF
A ri'chus man ' the parson sez 'wot knoo '-
''Old 'ard ' I begs 'Jist for a hour or twoH
I wouldn't go an' nurse sich thorts becozF
Too much soul ferritin' might put the mozF
On this 'ere expedition I'll 'elp youH
To search our conscience when the job is throughH
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'I know yer doubts ' I sez 'an' 'ow you 'ateF
The thorts uv stoush an' 'old 'ard blows in dreadF
But Pete the 'Ermit's been a long time deadF
'E'll keep But we are in the 'ands uv FateF
An' 'oly spruikers uv a ancient dateF
Don't 'elp I quite agrees with all you've saidF
But ' 'Say no more ' 'e answers 'Lead ahead '-
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'But all the same ' 'e sez 'I want no fight '-
'Right 'ere be'ind this 'oardin' ' I repliesF
'A two up school's in session If we spiesF
About a bit there is a chance we mightF
Git news ' Jist then the spotter comes to lightF
I word 'im gentle with some 'asty liesF
I'm seekin' Spike See Can 'e put me wiseF
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'Spike Wegg ' At first 'e only twigs meselfI
''E's gone ' 'E spots the parson standin' byJ
A cold 'ard glimmer comes in 'is fish eyeJ
''Ere Wot's the game ' 'e yelps 'Are you a shelf '-
''Ave sense ' I larfs 'I got a bit uv pelfI
An' thort I'd like to take a little fly '-
'Buzz orfl' 'e orders So we done a guyJ
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'Blank number one ' I sez The parson sighedF
'Joshuer fought an' never seemed to shrink '-
'Now look ' I tells 'im 'Honest Don't you thinkK
Them Bible blokes 'oo've 'ad their day an' diedF
Is best fergot until we're 'ome an' driedF
Now up the street 'ere is a little sinkK
Uv sin that does a traffic in strong drink '-
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'Sly grog ' 'e arsts But I sez ''Ush This placeF
Is kep' by Mother Weems 'oo's sof' blue eyeJ
An' snow white 'air would make yeh 'shamed an' shyJ
To brand 'er name with any sich disgraceF
'Er kind sweet smile 'er innercint ole faceF
Beams like a blessin' Still we'll 'ave a tryJ
To word the dear ole dame an' pump 'er dryJ
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'Is nibs stands in the shadders while I knockL
Mother unlocks the door an' smiles an' peersF
Into me face She wears 'er three score yearsF
Reel sweet in lacy cap an' neat black frockL
Then 'Bill ' she cries 'You've give me quite a shockL
Why dearie I ain't seen you for long yearsF
Come in ' 'Er kind ole eyes seem close to tearsF
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'Dearie come in ' she chirps But I pretendF
I'm on reel urgent biz I got to 'asteF
'Jist for ole times ' she pleads 'One little taste '-
'I can't ' I sez 'I'm lookin' for a friendF
Spike Wegg for 'oo I've certin news no endF
Important an' I got no time to waste '-
'Wot Spike ' she sez 'I 'ear 'e's bein' chasedF
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''E's bein' chased ' she sez 'by D's I've 'eard '-
'Too true ' I owns ''E's got no time to lose '-
'Well maybe if you was to try Ah Foo'sF
The privit room ' Then as 'is rev'rince stirredF
She seen 'is choker ''Oo the 'ell's this birdF
Is this a frame ' she shrieks Without adoosF
We slap the pavemint with four 'asty shoesF
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But as along the sloppy lane we raceF
'Er 'or words tumble after in a floodF
'You pimps You dirty swine I'll 'ave yer blood '-
''Eavings ' the parson gasps 'With that sweet face '-
''Er words ' I answer 'do seem outer place '-
'Vile words that I 'ave scarce 'arf understud '-
Sez Snowy shoshin' in a pool uv mudF
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We reach Ah Foo's 'Now 'ere ' I sez 'is whereM
You stop outside Twice you 'ave put me queerN
It's a lone 'and I mean to play in 'ereN
You 'ang around an' breathe the 'olesome air '-
'Young friend ' 'e sez 'I go with you in thereN
I've led you into this Why should I fearN
The danger 'Tis me jooty to be near '-
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Snowy's a game un I lob in the shopO
The parson paddin' after on the floorN
Ah Foo looks up 'Not there ' 'e squeaks 'Wha' for '-
But we sail past the Chow without a stopO
Straight for the little crib up near the topO
That I knoo well in sinful days uv yoreN
I turn the knob an' sling aside the doorN
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Beside a table fearin' 'arm from noneP
Spike an' another bloke is teet ah teetF
Quick on the knock Spike Wegg jumps to 'is feetF
An' jerks a 'and be'ind 'im for 'is gunP
I rush 'im grab a chair up as I runP
An' swing it with a aim that ain't too neatF
Spike ducks aside an' with a bump we meetF
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An' then we mix it Strife an' merry 'ellG
Breaks loose a treat an' things git movin' fastF
An' as a Chinese jar goes crashin' pastF
'Igh o'er the din I 'ears the parson's yellG
'Hit Hit 'im 'ard young friend Chastise 'im wellG
'Hit 'im ' The 'oly war is in full blastF
An' Pete the 'Ermit's come to light at lastF

Clarence Michael James Stanislaus Dennis



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