The Boon Of Discontent Poem Rhyme Scheme and Analysis
Rhyme Scheme: AABCCBD EEBFFB GGHHHH IJKJLL HHMNNMBHHOJJP JJBH BQRDRDJJSSEHHET HHUHHULD HHJHHJBJDJDVVOnce an anthropoidal ape | A |
Hairy savage strange of shape | A |
On a day that was excessively B C | B |
In a forest damp and dim | C |
With his tail round a limb | C |
Hung head downward from a neolithic tree | B |
And appeared to be lost in gloomy introspection | D |
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In his dull primeval style | E |
He considered quite a while | E |
A comparatively thoughtful ape was he | B |
Then he drummed upon his chest | F |
And remarked 'I give it best | F |
Strike me lucky This 'ere game's no good to me | B |
And I'm full up of the whole damn business ' | - |
To the father of the tribe | G |
He proceeded to describe | G |
How upon a change of living he was bent | H |
Said the Tory anthropoid | H |
'Son such thoughts you should avoid | H |
They are obviously born of discontent | H |
And such revolutionary notions would rend the whole social fabric ' | - |
Since the Eocene | I |
Till this age of biplanes | J |
Man has ever been | K |
Yearning toward the high planes | J |
And while the Tory lags behind in by ways worn and narrow | L |
'Tis the discontented section that shoves on the old world's barrow | L |
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Once a naked troglodyte | H |
On a bitter Winter's night | H |
Sat and shivered in his cave the whole night through | M |
For his scanty coat of hair | N |
In no manner could compare | N |
With the matted clothes his late forefather grew | M |
Meaning the meditative anthropoidal ape I mentioned previously | B |
And the troglodyte remarked | H |
As without a wild dog barked | H |
And a dinosaurus lumbered through the fog | O |
'I am sick of nakedness | J |
And I'd like I must confess | J |
To be shielded in the clothing of a dog | P |
And hang me if I don't go after one in the morning ' | - |
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He was met with scoffs and grins | J |
When he walked abroad in skins | J |
And the troglodyte Conservatives cried 'Shame | B |
Thus to hide the healthy nude | H |
Is obscene indecent rude ' | - |
But the malcontent felt warmer all the same | B |
And so began the evolution of the split skirt and the hot sock | Q |
Since the Age of Stone | R |
To these Days of Reason | D |
Man has keener grown | R |
In and out of season | D |
'Tis through being discontented that humanity progresses | J |
If you're satisfied with dog skins you will ne'er have satin dresses | J |
Once upon a time a slave | S |
Had an impulse to behave | S |
In a most unprecedented sort of style | E |
He threw down his tools and cried | H |
That he wasn't satisfied | H |
And all slavery was barbarous and vile | E |
They probably boiled him in oil but that's merely incidental | T |
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Once again a man who rode | H |
In a coach disliked the mode | H |
Of that locomotion 'Twas too slow by far | U |
He was filled with discontent | H |
So he or some other went | H |
And in course of time evolved the motor car | U |
And if ever you've had one scare seven devils out of you you'll know | L |
it for a very great invention | D |
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So observe this discontent | H |
To mankind is wisely sent | H |
That he may be urged along to conquer new things | J |
They who were quite satisfied | H |
Like the Dinosaurs died | H |
While the discontented anthropoids still do things | J |
And continue to be discontented of course but that's all in the game | B |
Since the age of apes | J |
To this generation | D |
Mankind thus escapes | J |
Absolute stagnation | D |
Here's the only consolation my philosophy is giving | V |
Discontentment with existence is your sole excuse for living | V |
Clarence Michael James Stanislaus Dennis
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