'stone The Crows' Poem Rhyme Scheme and Analysis

Rhyme Scheme: ABABCC DEDEFF GHGHI JKJKD LMLMNN OPOPQQ RCRCIC C CQSS TUTUSS RSR C SRSRR SVSVNN RRRRRR

'Why stone the crows ' 'e sez 'I like 'er styleA
But alwiz some'ow women 'ave appearedB
Set fer to 'old me orf a 'arf a mileA
I dunno wot's agin me p'raps me beardB
But some'ow when I speak 'em soft they runC
I ain't no ladies' man ' sez Danny DunnC
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'I like 'er style ' 'e sez 'Wot's 'er name RoseD
The neatest filly that I ever seeE
She'd run in double splendid But I s'poseD
She'd never 'arness with the likes uv meE
Wot age you tell me Risin' twenty nineF
Well stone the flamin' crows She'd do me fineF
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'I wonder can she milk Don't look that kindG
But even if she don't I would n't careH
Not much Stone all the crows I'd 'arf a mindG
To 'ave a shave an' 'ang me 'at up thereH
But I ain't got the knack uv it yeh knowI
Or I'd been spliced this twenty year ago '-
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Ole Danny Dunn 'as been to pay 'is callJ
An' tell us 'e'll be settlin' down 'ere soonK
'E lobbed in on us sudden ziff an' allJ
An' ain't done nothin' all the afternoonK
But lap up tea an' stare pop eyed at RoseD
'E ain't said nothin' much but 'Stone the crows '-
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Now as I sees 'im orf down by the gateL
'E's chirpin' love songs like a nestin' thrushM
Rose 'as 'im by the w'iskers sure as fateL
Fer Spring 'as sent 'im soft all uv a rushM
'E's got the beans an' so she's fixed fer lifeN
If Danny's game to arst 'er fer 'is wifeN
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An' so me scheme works out all on its ownO
I grabbed the notion that day in the trainP
When Danny tole me that 'e lived aloneO
I reckoned then I'd 'ave to use me brainP
But 'ere 'e is stonin' the crows a treatQ
An' keen to sling is pile at Rose's feetQ
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I'll show 'em Them 'oo thinks I got no brainsR
Will crash when Rose is Mrs Danny DunnC
Doreen don't need to go to too much painsR
To show me that she thinks I've nex' to noneC
When I take on a job I don't let goI
Until I've fixed it all sirgarneoC
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'Listen ' sez Danny 'Do yeh think a manC
'As any chance I know I don't dress neat '-
'Sling it ' I sez 'Don't be a also ranC
Go in bald 'eaded Rush 'er orf 'er feetQ
They don't know wot they want women ain't gotS
No minds till some strong man shows wot is wotS
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'I'll 'elp ' I tells 'im 'if you play the gameT
Don't give 'er time to think Take 'er be stormU
Many's the lover's bowed 'is 'ead in shameT
Becoz 'e was afraid to woo too warmU
Be masterful Show 'er 'oo's boss 'Ave gritS
That's wot I done an' come 'ome on the bitS
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'Look at me now I got a wife wot 'eedsR
My lightest wish Uv course I ain't unkindS
But I'm boss uv the show becoz she needsR
A man to lean upon an' guide 'er mind '-
'By gum ' sez Danny 'but that must be fineC
That's 'ow I'd like to 'ave a wife uv mine '-
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I tells 'im there's a dance on Fridee nightS
'E must be there tricked out in nobby clo'esR
An' all spruced up I'll see it fixed up rightS
So 'e can make the goin' good with RoseR
'I don't dance much ' 'e sez 'But p'raps me luck'sR
Changed round an' stone the crows I'll chance the ducks '-
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So far ribuck I'm no back number yetS
Although they treats me as brainless yobV
I may be slow to start but don't fergetS
I still got some idears back uv me nobV
An' once I've got Rose wed an' fixed fer lifeN
I might su'prise respeck out uv me wifeN
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I might but Listen Can you tell me thisR
Why am I takin' all these speshul painsR
An' worried lest me plans will go amissR
Why am I so dead set to use me brainsR
Dunno no more than you fer spare me daysR
A man's a puzzle to 'imself some waysR

Clarence Michael James Stanislaus Dennis



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