Old Town Types No. 28 - Lah-di-dah Lane Poem Rhyme Scheme and Analysis

Rhyme Scheme: AABBBBAA BBCCBBAA BBDDBBAA EEFFBBAA

In the old town traditions as greybeards will explainA
One epic tale immortalises Lah di dah LaneA
Clerk to a local wheat buyer in the railway yardB
Some deemed him just a 'masher ' but a few said 'knowing card'B
With his waxed moustache his monocle his grey 'hard hitter' hatB
His braided coat of black 'Berlin ' his lavender cravatB
His buttoned boots and finger ring and thin Malacca caneA
Oh a sight on pleasant Sundays was our Lah di dah LaneA
-
His manners were meticulous his smile so softly sweetB
That he soon became the butt of every urchin in our streetB
But he took their banter calmly and his brow wore ne'er a frownC
Till the bully Turk Trevanion caused a scandal in the townC
A loud mouthed blusterer was Turk a crude sardonic loutB
Who made a set at Lah di dah but failed to draw him outB
Till he used in ladies' hearing words both blasphemous and vainA
Then 'I'll meet you on the wiver flat ' said Lah di dah LaneA
-
Discreetly on that Sabbath day the word was passed aboutB
Till half the town came to the flat to see poor Lane pass outB
And a few expressed their pity but the most of them were thereD
To watch in masculine contempt as with most tender careD
He laid aside his monocle his grey 'hard hitter' hatB
His braided coat his collar and his lavender cravatB
And on the pile he neatly laid his thin Malacca caneA
'Now then I'll thottle you you thwine ' lisped Lah di dah laneA
-
Of that Homeric battle townsmen talk with bated breathE
For Lah di dah in action proved a streak of sudden deathE
His straight lefts and upper cuts revealed amazing formF
Till Turk a battered bleeding wreck went down before the stormF
Then Lane resumed his monocle his grey 'hard hitter' hatB
His collar and his braided coat his lavender cravatB
And under Turk's incarmined nose wagged his Malacca caneA
'Take that you bwutal bwawler ' murmured Lah di dah LaneA

Clarence Michael James Stanislaus Dennis



Rate:
(1)



Poem topics: , Print This Poem , Rhyme Scheme

Submit Spanish Translation
Submit German Translation
Submit French Translation


Write your comment about Old Town Types No. 28 - Lah-di-dah Lane poem by Clarence Michael James Stanislaus Dennis


 
Best Poems of Clarence Michael James Stanislaus Dennis

Recent Interactions*

This poem was read 0 times,

This poem was added to the favorite list by 0 members,

This poem was voted by 0 members.

(* Interactions only in the last 7 days)

New Poems

Popular Poets