Logic And Spotted Dog Poem Rhyme Scheme and Analysis
Rhyme Scheme: AABBCC BBA C AAAACC AACDC EEF C AAG C A HHC AIIC JJAAC AAC CC KKA CC| 'Unless you 'ide that axe ' she sez ''E'll 'urt 'imself reel bad | A |
| An' after all Now Bill don't cry that trouble that I've 'ad | A |
| Wiv 'im thro' croop an' whoopin' corf 'e goes an' cuts 'imself | B |
| Why don't you 'ang it on the wall or 'ide it on a shelf | B |
| But there it wus jist thrown about You ort to take more care | C |
| You left it there | C |
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| 'You left it there ' she sez 'an' now ' I sez ''Old on a jiff | B |
| Let's git the fac's all sorted out before we 'as a tiff | B |
| I'm mighty careful wiv that axe an' never leaves it out | A |
| An' I'd be mad if that young imp got knockin' it about ' | - |
| 'Ole axe ' she sez Look at 'is thumb A precious lot you care | C |
| You left it there ' | - |
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| I am marri'd to a woman which is nacheral an' right | A |
| I sez that over to meself fer safety day an' night | A |
| Most times I sez it fond an' proud wiv gladness in me mind | A |
| But sometimes philosophic like an' wot yeh'd call resigned | A |
| 'An axe as sharp as that ' she sez 'It reely isn't fair | C |
| You left it there | C |
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| 'The way you pet that axe ' she sez 'the way it's ground an' filed | A |
| The way you fairly fondle it you'd think it wus a child | A |
| An' when I pick the ole thing up to cut a bit uv stri | C |
| Yeh rave an' shout ' 'Wait on ' I sez 'But ir'n's a different thing | D |
| An' you wus choppin' fencin' wire ' She sez 'Well I don't care | C |
| You left it there ' | - |
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| I 'elps meself to spotted dog an' chews an' thinks a while | E |
| 'I'm reely sorry ' I begins Then as I seen 'er smile | E |
| I plays 'er fer the fun uv it an' sez 'But all the same | F |
| If he gits foolin' wiv that axe 'e's got 'imself to blame ' | - |
| 'Er eyes spark up 'A child like that Now Bill it isn't fair | C |
| You left it there ' | - |
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| I cuts another slice an' sez 'This spotted dog's a treat | A |
| Uv course 'ooever left it there ' I sez 'wus indiscreet | A |
| 'Careless ' she sez 'You know you are 'E might 'a' cut 'is face | G |
| An axe as sharp as that ' she sez 'should be kep' in its place ' | - |
| 'Quite right ' I sez 'An' not ' she sez 'jist thrown round anywhere | C |
| You left it there ' | - |
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| An' then I lets 'er 'ave it an' I sez 'Now think a bit | A |
| I put that axe away last night when all the wood wus split ' | - |
| 'Well that's enough about it now ' she sez I seen 'er wince | H |
| An' sez 'I put that axe away an' 'aven't used it since | H |
| But someone else wus usin' it this mornin' I kin swear | C |
| An' left it there ' | - |
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| 'Well never mind Poor Bill ' she sez 'Was 'is poor thumb all 'urt ' | - |
| Oh it's entertainin' sometimes fer to argue wiv a skirt | A |
| 'There's someone else ' I sez an' grins an' kids I'm doin' fine | I |
| 'Wus usin' it this mornin' fer to cut a bit uv pine | I |
| So now ' I sez 'apolergise I've beat you fair an' square | C |
| You left it there ' | - |
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| Fer 'arf a mo she pets young Bill an' would'nt meet me eye | J |
| Thinkin' she wus I knew she wus An' then she lets it fly | J |
| 'If you 'ad cut that wood ' she sez 'an' I implored you to | A |
| There wouldn't be no need fer me to 'ave sich things to do | A |
| It ain't right fer a woman ' ''Ere ' I sez 'Now I don't care | C |
| 'Oo left it there ' | - |
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| 'Uv course you don't ' she gits me back 'You never care a bit | A |
| An' it ain't right fer a woman to 'ave kin'lin' wood to split | A |
| While there's a man about the 'ouse ' I sees the tears is near | C |
| An' pats 'er 'air 'Now let it drop ' I sez 'Don't worry dear ' | - |
| 'Ow can I let it drop ' she sobs 'You said you didn't care | C |
| 'Oo left it there' | C |
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| 'I do ' I yells 'I mean I don't I ' Oh Gaw spare me days | K |
| When you argue wiv a woman she 'as got you either ways | K |
| You 'ave to do it in the end an' so I licks the dirt | A |
| An' sez 'Dear I apolergise I'm sorry if I 'urt ' | - |
| Yes I'm marri'd to a woman An' she smiles an' strokes me 'air | C |
| An leaves it there | C |
Clarence Michael James Stanislaus Dennis
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