Growing Pains Poem Rhyme Scheme and Analysis
Rhyme Scheme: ABCCBDD EFFFFFF FGFFGHH IIIIIHH JKJJKHH AICCILL| Behold the undergraduate | A |
| A most amusing fellow | B |
| In all his jesting up to date | C |
| His sense of humor is so great | C |
| His modern wit so mellow | B |
| That no quip serves him lest it be | D |
| Rich in originality | D |
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| Assured of overwhelming odds | E |
| Seizing the freshmen's persons | F |
| Indelibly he daubs these clods | F |
| To waken mirth in men and gods | F |
| Saving a few McPhersons | F |
| And other members of their race | F |
| Who have of humor not a trace | F |
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| The softier sort of joke that serves | F |
| Dull age the quaint or quizzical | G |
| Gains his contempt as it deserves | F |
| Mere wordy wit gets on his nerves | F |
| His jokes are ever physical | G |
| And richer qualities attain | H |
| The more they hold of cosmic pain | H |
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| To torture victims till they squeal | I |
| Is mirthfully effectual | I |
| Humor lacks pith unless these feel | I |
| Fierce torments wit has no appeal | I |
| That's solely intellectual | I |
| The quirk the paradox outworn | H |
| The epigram but earn his scorn | H |
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| No milder jest may give him joy | J |
| Strange adolescent creature | K |
| Suspended 'twixt the man and boy | J |
| No rag's worth while lest it employ | J |
| Some quaintly painful feature | K |
| But jokes that moved the stone age man | H |
| To shrieks of mirth he'll gladly plan | H |
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| Behold the undergraduate | A |
| And pity him a little | I |
| Remembering 'twas once our fate | C |
| To linger in that loutish state | C |
| That holds of grace no tittle | I |
| But comes alike to boy and pup | L |
| The penalty of growing up | L |
Clarence Michael James Stanislaus Dennis
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