Get Work Poem Rhyme Scheme and Analysis
Rhyme Scheme: ABABCDCD EFEFGHGH IJIJKDK LMNMOEO PQPQPR KSKSTUTU VWVWJPJ DPDPQPQ XYXZA2ZA2On one fine but fatal morning in the early Eocene | A |
Lo a brawny Bloke set out to dig a hole | B |
First of men to put a puncture in the tertiary green | A |
Was this early neolithic human mole | B |
Gladsomely the toiler hefted his ungainly wooden spade | C |
As he scarified the bosom of old earth | D |
And our Progress forthwith started when his first spade thrust was made | C |
While the cult of Work or Graft was given birth | D |
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Oh he flung the clods about him with a gay and prideful jerk | E |
Did this bright and early anthropoidal Bloke | F |
With the crowd that gathered goggle eyed to watch him at his work | E |
He would crack a pleasant prehistoric joke | F |
And they gazed at him in wonder for the custom of the mob | G |
When not occupied in inter tribal strife | H |
Hitherto had been to eat and sleep and hunt and cheat and rob | G |
Quite a simple and uncomplicated life | H |
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Wherefore being new and novel he was treated with respect | I |
This inventor of the job of shifting sand | J |
And with fresh killed meat and fruit and furs his cave the tribesmen decked | I |
While his praises sounded high on ev'ry hand | J |
And the chieftain bade his artists in crude pictures to inscribe | K |
On the shin bone of a Dinosauromyth | D |
'Lo the gods have sent a thing called Graft to bless this happy tribe | K |
And a scheme of Public Works will start forthwith ' | - |
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Ev'ry day from early dawn till dark the delver labored on | L |
Till the tribesmen grew accustomed to the sight | M |
And the hunters on their way to slay the mud fat mastodon | N |
Would delay to say he wasn't doing right | M |
And the loafers from the Lower Caves who lived by stealing meat | O |
All the day around the contract used to lurk | E |
And when'er he paused to wipe his brow or took time off to eat | O |
They would yell at him in chorus 'Aw git work ' | - |
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Fat and lazy fur skin traders wealthy men of such a size | P |
That it took five hides to make them each a vest | Q |
On their way to cheat their neighbors paused awhile to criticise | P |
Calling 'Loafer ' ev'ry time he stopped to rest | Q |
They no longer stocked his larder with the trophies of the chase | P |
Or the neolithic substitute for beer | R |
For the chief said 'He's a worker we must keep him in his place ' | - |
And the bloated fur skin traders cried 'Hear hear ' | - |
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And he soon became the scapegoat and the butt of all the tribe | K |
And he dwelt within the smallest meanest cave | S |
While the rich and idle troglodytes were readiest to gibe | K |
Till they worried him into an early grave | S |
Then the minstrel And I wot he was a wise prophetic bard | T |
And an anthropoid philosopher of note | U |
Took another mammoth shin bone and scatched it with his shard | T |
In his picture script and this is what he wrote | U |
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'Here lies the simple silly coot who first discovered Toil | V |
Him who started progress onward on her way | W |
Though he didn't get much fun from it he moved some tons of soil | V |
But 'tis said he never fairly eanred his pay | W |
Lo this thing called Work is blessed for it shifts a lot of sand | J |
And this progress eases him who lives by tricks | P |
But the Bloke who lumps the Bundle down through ev'ry age and land | J |
Shall be paid for harder work with harder kicks ' | - |
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Now that Paleolithic prophet on some sandstone stratum lies With his shin bones of the Dinosauromyth | D |
But the Bloke who shoves the shovel still his thankless calling plies | P |
And his name is Michael Burke or Peter Smith | D |
In the highway doth he labor in the searching public gaze | P |
And he dare not pause his aching back to rest | Q |
Lest he cause a howl of protest from the trader of these days | P |
With the large gold chain across his convex chest | Q |
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Lest he cause a howl of protest from 'Pro Bono Publico ' | - |
And lest 'Constant Reader' cry his shame aloud | X |
He must keep his shovel moving and he moves it all too slow | Y |
For the critics in the great White handed crowd | X |
Till they get a patent navvy with a dynamo for head | Z |
Or a petrol tank for stomach take my word | A2 |
He'll be ever up against it who shifts sand to earn his bread | Z |
And the howling of the traders will be heard | A2 |
Clarence Michael James Stanislaus Dennis
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