Cow Poem Rhyme Scheme and Analysis
Rhyme Scheme: ABABACDCCCCCECCC FGCGFHFHCCCCCCCC DCAICJKJCCCLCCCC AMCMCNCNCC CCCCCC COPPOCLCLCC CCCDDC| Aw go write yer tinklin' jingle an' yer pretty phrases mingle | A |
| Fer the mamby pamby girl all fluffy frill an' shinin' silk | B |
| Them's the sort ter fetch yer trouble when yer tries 'em in the double | A |
| Blow yer beauty Wot's the matter with the maiden 'oo kin milk | B |
| Them there rhymers uv the wattle An' the bardlet uv the bottle | A |
| 'Im that sings uv sparklin' wine an' does a perish fer the beer | C |
| An' yer slap dash 'orsey po it Garn If you blokes only know it | D |
| You 'ave missed the single subjec' fit ter rhyme about down 'ere | C |
| An' although I ain't a bard with bloomin' bays upon me brow | C |
| I kinsider that it's up ter me ter sing about The Cow | C |
| Cow Cow | C |
| Though it ain't a pretty row | C |
| It's a word that 'ipnertises me I couldn't tell yer 'ow | E |
| Though I ain't a gifted rhymer | C |
| Nor a blamed Parnassus climber | C |
| I'm inspired ter sing a tune er two about the Blessed Cow | C |
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| h the cow bells are a tinklin' and the daisies are a twinklin' | F |
| Well that ain't the style ersackly I intended fer to sing | G |
| 'Ark was over music greater then the buzzin' sepy rater | C |
| Coinin' gaily money daily fer the no that's not the thing | G |
| 'Omeward comes the cows a lowin' an' the butter cups are blowin' | F |
| But there's better butter in the Blarst That ain't the proper way | H |
| See the pretty milkmaid walkin' aw it ain't no use er talkin' | F |
| Listen 'ere I want ter tell yer this A cow's ther thing ter pay | H |
| Sell yer 'orses sell yer arrers an' yer reapers an' yer plough | C |
| If yer want yer land ter pay yer sacrifice yer life ter Cow | C |
| Cow Cow | C |
| Sittin' underneath the bough | C |
| With a bail an' with a pail an' with a little stool an' thou | C |
| Kickin' when I pull yer teat there | C |
| Swishin' flies the pretty creatur | C |
| Ah there ain't no music sweeter money squirtin' from the Cow | C |
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| Take away the wine cup take it An' the foamin' flagon break it | D |
| Brimmin' cups uv butter milk'll set yer glowin' thro' an' thro' | C |
| An' the reason I'm teetotal is becos me thrifty throat'll | A |
| Jest refuse ter swaller stuff that's costin' me a precious sou | I |
| Once I wus a sinful spender Used ter go a roarin' bender | C |
| Used ter often spend a thruppence when ther' wasn't any need | J |
| An' the many ways I've busted money when I should er trusted | K |
| It ter cattle an' erconomy 'ud cause yer 'eart ter bleed | J |
| But I'm glad me friends that godliness 'as made me careful now | C |
| Tho' I lorst the thing wot's next it when I cottoned ter the Cow | C |
| Cow Cow | C |
| Trudin' thro' the sloppy slough | L |
| Ah I once despised the Jews but I kin under stand 'em now | C |
| When they needed elevatin' | C |
| An' ole Moses kep' 'em waitin' | C |
| Fer religi'n they went straight 'n' sorter substichooted Cow | C |
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| Listen to the lowin' cattle Listen to the buckets rattle | A |
| See the sun is 'Ere You Bill Yer goin' ter stay all day asleep | M |
| 'Ustle or yer'll get a taste er Wot No cheek yer flamin' waster | C |
| This is wot I get fer payin' 'arf a quid a week an' keep | M |
| Talk about yer unions will yer Right me covey wait until yer | C |
| Come 'ere crawlin' Where's that Sarah Ain't she finished milkin' Spot | N |
| Is this wot I brought yer up fer reared an' give yer bite an' sup fer | C |
| 'Struth A man's own kids 'll next be talkin' Union like as not | N |
| Garn I ain't got time ter listen ter yer silly sniv'lin' now | C |
| Understan' me you was born an' bred ter think an' live fer Cow | C |
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| Cow Cow | C |
| I'm a capitalist now | C |
| Tho' I once wus poor an' lonely an' a waster I'll allow | C |
| Now I've 'an's that I kin 'ector | C |
| I'm a Nupper 'Ouse elector | C |
| An' the Sanitry Inspector is an interferin' cow | C |
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| Talk about yer modrun schoolin' Edjucation's wasteful foolin' | C |
| I got on without it an' it only teaches youngsters cheek | O |
| Where's young Tom Wot Ain't 'e back yet | P |
| Sam go 'Ere You'll get the sack yet | P |
| Wastin' time there washin' buckets Them wus washed larst Choosdee week | O |
| Tell young Tom if 'e don't 'urry I'll Now mother don't yer worry | C |
| I'll deal Christian with 'im but I'm not a Bible pa by 'alf | L |
| That ole Scripchure cove's a driv'lin' idjut When 'is son comes sniv'lin' | C |
| Why the blazin' wasteful crim'nal goes an' kills a poddy calf | L |
| I'm no dotin' daddy but I know me jooty you'll allow | C |
| An' the children uv me loins is born to 'ave respect fer Cow | C |
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| Cow Cow | C |
| Bow yer 'eads yer blighters bow | C |
| Come an' be initiated Come an' take the milky vow | C |
| Put yer wife an' fam'ly in it | D |
| Work 'em ev'ry wakin' minit | D |
| Fetch yer sordid soul an' pin it signed an' sealed an' sold ter COW | C |
Clarence Michael James Stanislaus Dennis
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