Conducted Tour Poem Rhyme Scheme and Analysis
Rhyme Scheme: AABBCCDD ECFCEGHG EBIBJHKH AALLMMDD| Walk up Walk up to the Bureaucratic Fair | A |
| All the tasters and the testers and the tallymen are there | A |
| All the freaks and other fancies of the mighty tax machine | B |
| A unique conglomeration not believed until it's seen | B |
| Walk up Walk up to the strangest show on earth | C |
| And learn how the tax collection costs near all a tax is worth | C |
| Learn all about the latest departmental funny cracks | D |
| Buy your tickets at the window Two and six plus tax | D |
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| Come and see the biscuit biter No performance could be brighter | E |
| Learn how shortbread can affect the human girth | C |
| Come and see the pastry chewer Green complexioned but a doer | F |
| Holds the cup for the most bilious bloke on earth | C |
| Come and see the lip stick licker Quick as lightning even quicker | E |
| Picks the British from the foreign at a lick | G |
| Come and help the politician patch the country's sad condition | H |
| With the latest catch a penny parlor trick | G |
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| Come and see the cove so pure that he bans the literature | E |
| That all Britain may devour and stays serene | B |
| Watch his calories increase as he scans a spicy piece | I |
| While he gradually turns a sickly green | B |
| Good clean fun but vastly funny Every act is worth the money | J |
| Every turn is full of merry harmless fun | H |
| Come and see the dope detectors see unhappy sweet inspectors | K |
| Testing chocolates for gin and finding none | H |
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| Walk up Walkup to the Bureaucratic Fair | A |
| All the latest acquisitions of the Government are there | A |
| All the testers and the tasters all the poor dyspeptic blokes | L |
| And so very very earnest tho' the public throw them jokes | L |
| Walk up and see the show arranged especially for you | M |
| And help the harried Government to earn more revenue | M |
| That stuff they spend so freely and the population lacks | D |
| Buy your tickets at the window Two and sixpence plus tax | D |
Clarence Michael James Stanislaus Dennis
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