A Woman's Way Poem Rhyme Scheme and Analysis

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Women is strange You take my tip I'm wiseA
I know enough to know I'll never knowB
The 'uman female mind or wot su'priseA
They 'as in store to bring yer boastin' lowB
They keep yeh guessin' wot they're up to nex'A
An' then odds on it's wot yeh least expecksA
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Take me I know me wife can twist me roundC
'Er little finger I don't mind that noneD
Wot worries me is that I've never foundC
Which way I'm gittin' twisted till it's doneD
Women is strange An' yet I've got to ownE
I'd make a orful 'ash uv it aloneE
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There's this affair uv Rose I tells yeh straightF
Suspicious don't describe me state uv mindG
The calm way that Doreen 'as fixed the dateF
An' all looks like there's somethin' else be'indF
Somethin' not spite or meanness don't think thatF
Me wife purrs sometimes but she ain't a catF
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But somethin' I've got far too wise a nobH
To be took in by 'er airs uv reposeA
I know I said I'd chuck the 'ole darn jobH
An' leave 'er an' the parson deal with RoseA
But now me mind's uneasy that's a fackI
I've got to manage things with speshul tackI
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That's 'ow I feel uneasy when I driveJ
Down to the train I'm thinkin' as I goesA
There ain't two women that I know aliveJ
More difrint than them two Doreen an' RoseA
'Ow they will mix together I dunnoB
It all depends on 'ow I run the showB
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Rose looks dead pale She ain't got much to sayA
'Er few poor bits uv luggage make no loadF
She smiles when we shake 'ands an' sez GooddayF
Shy like an' strange an' as we take the roadF
Back to the farm I see 'er look aroundF
Big eyed like it's some queer new land she's foundF
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I springs a joke or two I'm none too brightF
Meself but it's a slap up sort uv dayF
Spring's workin' overtime to left an' rightF
Blackwood an' wattle trees is bloomin' gayF
Botchin' the bonzer green with golden dustF
An' magpies in 'em singin' fit to bustF
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I sneak a glance at Rose I can't look longI
'Er lips is trem'lin' tears is in 'er eyeK
Then glad with life a thrush beefs out a songI
'Longside the road as we go drivin' byK
'Oh Gawd A'mighty 'Ark ' I 'ear 'er sayF
'An' Spadgers Lane not fifty mile away '-
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Not fifty mile away the frowsy LaneL
Where only dirt an' dreariness 'as swayF
Where every second tale's a tale uv painL
An' devil's doin's blots the night an' dayF
But 'ere is thrushes tootin' songs uv praiseA
An' golden blossoms lightin' up our waysA
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I speaks a piece to boost this bonzer spotF
Tellin' 'er 'ow the neighbourhood 'as grownE
An' 'ow Dave Brown jist up the road 'as gotF
Ten ton uv spuds per acre usin' boneE
She don't seem to be list'nin' She jist staresA
Like someone dreamin' dreams or thinkin' pray'rsA
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Me yap's a dud No matter 'ow I tryK
Me conversation ain't the dinkum brandF
I'm 'opin' that she don't bust out an' cryK
It makes me nervis But I understandF
Over an' over I can 'ear 'er sayA
'An' Spadgers less than fifty mile away '-
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We're 'ome at last Doreen is at the gateF
I hitch the reins an' quite the eager pupM
Then 'elp Rose down an' stand aside an' waitF
To see 'ow them two size each other upM
But quick like that two arms 'as greeted warmN
The sobbin' girl Doreen's run true to formN
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''Ome on the bit ' I thinks But as I turnO
'Ere's Wally Free 'as got to poke 'is dileB
Above the fence where 'e's been cuttin' fernO
The missus spots 'im an' I seen 'er smileB
An' then she calls to 'im 'Oh Mister FreeP
Come in ' she sez 'an' 'ave a cup uv tea '-
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There's tack A woman dunno wot it meansA
What does that blighter want with cups uv teaP
A privit fambly meet an' 'ere Doreen'sA
Muckin' it all by draggin' in this FreeP
She might 'ave knowed that Rose ain't feelin' primeQ
An' don't want no strange comp'ny at the timeQ
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Free an' 'is thievin' cow But all the sameR
'Is yap did seem to cheer Rose up a lotF
An' after when 'e'd bunged 'is lanky frameR
Back to 'is job Doreen sez 'Ain't you gotF
No work at all to do outside to dayA
Us two must 'ave a tork so run away '-
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I went I went becoz if I 'ad stayedF
Me few remarks might 'ave been pretty 'orP
Gawbli'me 'Oo is 'ead uv this paradeF
Did I plan out the scheme or did I notF
I've worked fer this I've worried night an' dayA
An' now it's fixed I'm tole to 'run away '-
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Women is strange I s'pose I oughter beP
Contented though I never understandsA
But when I score it 'urts me dignertyA
To 'ave the credit grabbed out uv me 'andsA
I shouldn't look fer credit p'raps an' thenS
Women is strange But bli'me So is menS

Clarence Michael James Stanislaus Dennis



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