A Woman's Way Poem Rhyme Scheme and Analysis
Rhyme Scheme: ABABAA CDCDEE FGFFFF HAHAII JAJABB AFFFFF FFFFFF IKIKF LFLFAA FEFEAA KFKFA FMFMNN OBOBP APAPQQ RFRFA FPFFA PAAASSWomen is strange You take my tip I'm wise | A |
I know enough to know I'll never know | B |
The 'uman female mind or wot su'prise | A |
They 'as in store to bring yer boastin' low | B |
They keep yeh guessin' wot they're up to nex' | A |
An' then odds on it's wot yeh least expecks | A |
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Take me I know me wife can twist me round | C |
'Er little finger I don't mind that none | D |
Wot worries me is that I've never found | C |
Which way I'm gittin' twisted till it's done | D |
Women is strange An' yet I've got to own | E |
I'd make a orful 'ash uv it alone | E |
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There's this affair uv Rose I tells yeh straight | F |
Suspicious don't describe me state uv mind | G |
The calm way that Doreen 'as fixed the date | F |
An' all looks like there's somethin' else be'ind | F |
Somethin' not spite or meanness don't think that | F |
Me wife purrs sometimes but she ain't a cat | F |
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But somethin' I've got far too wise a nob | H |
To be took in by 'er airs uv repose | A |
I know I said I'd chuck the 'ole darn job | H |
An' leave 'er an' the parson deal with Rose | A |
But now me mind's uneasy that's a fack | I |
I've got to manage things with speshul tack | I |
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That's 'ow I feel uneasy when I drive | J |
Down to the train I'm thinkin' as I goes | A |
There ain't two women that I know alive | J |
More difrint than them two Doreen an' Rose | A |
'Ow they will mix together I dunno | B |
It all depends on 'ow I run the show | B |
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Rose looks dead pale She ain't got much to say | A |
'Er few poor bits uv luggage make no load | F |
She smiles when we shake 'ands an' sez Goodday | F |
Shy like an' strange an' as we take the road | F |
Back to the farm I see 'er look around | F |
Big eyed like it's some queer new land she's found | F |
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I springs a joke or two I'm none too bright | F |
Meself but it's a slap up sort uv day | F |
Spring's workin' overtime to left an' right | F |
Blackwood an' wattle trees is bloomin' gay | F |
Botchin' the bonzer green with golden dust | F |
An' magpies in 'em singin' fit to bust | F |
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I sneak a glance at Rose I can't look long | I |
'Er lips is trem'lin' tears is in 'er eye | K |
Then glad with life a thrush beefs out a song | I |
'Longside the road as we go drivin' by | K |
'Oh Gawd A'mighty 'Ark ' I 'ear 'er say | F |
'An' Spadgers Lane not fifty mile away ' | - |
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Not fifty mile away the frowsy Lane | L |
Where only dirt an' dreariness 'as sway | F |
Where every second tale's a tale uv pain | L |
An' devil's doin's blots the night an' day | F |
But 'ere is thrushes tootin' songs uv praise | A |
An' golden blossoms lightin' up our ways | A |
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I speaks a piece to boost this bonzer spot | F |
Tellin' 'er 'ow the neighbourhood 'as grown | E |
An' 'ow Dave Brown jist up the road 'as got | F |
Ten ton uv spuds per acre usin' bone | E |
She don't seem to be list'nin' She jist stares | A |
Like someone dreamin' dreams or thinkin' pray'rs | A |
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Me yap's a dud No matter 'ow I try | K |
Me conversation ain't the dinkum brand | F |
I'm 'opin' that she don't bust out an' cry | K |
It makes me nervis But I understand | F |
Over an' over I can 'ear 'er say | A |
'An' Spadgers less than fifty mile away ' | - |
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We're 'ome at last Doreen is at the gate | F |
I hitch the reins an' quite the eager pup | M |
Then 'elp Rose down an' stand aside an' wait | F |
To see 'ow them two size each other up | M |
But quick like that two arms 'as greeted warm | N |
The sobbin' girl Doreen's run true to form | N |
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''Ome on the bit ' I thinks But as I turn | O |
'Ere's Wally Free 'as got to poke 'is dile | B |
Above the fence where 'e's been cuttin' fern | O |
The missus spots 'im an' I seen 'er smile | B |
An' then she calls to 'im 'Oh Mister Free | P |
Come in ' she sez 'an' 'ave a cup uv tea ' | - |
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There's tack A woman dunno wot it means | A |
What does that blighter want with cups uv tea | P |
A privit fambly meet an' 'ere Doreen's | A |
Muckin' it all by draggin' in this Free | P |
She might 'ave knowed that Rose ain't feelin' prime | Q |
An' don't want no strange comp'ny at the time | Q |
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Free an' 'is thievin' cow But all the same | R |
'Is yap did seem to cheer Rose up a lot | F |
An' after when 'e'd bunged 'is lanky frame | R |
Back to 'is job Doreen sez 'Ain't you got | F |
No work at all to do outside to day | A |
Us two must 'ave a tork so run away ' | - |
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I went I went becoz if I 'ad stayed | F |
Me few remarks might 'ave been pretty 'or | P |
Gawbli'me 'Oo is 'ead uv this parade | F |
Did I plan out the scheme or did I not | F |
I've worked fer this I've worried night an' day | A |
An' now it's fixed I'm tole to 'run away ' | - |
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Women is strange I s'pose I oughter be | P |
Contented though I never understands | A |
But when I score it 'urts me dignerty | A |
To 'ave the credit grabbed out uv me 'ands | A |
I shouldn't look fer credit p'raps an' then | S |
Women is strange But bli'me So is men | S |
Clarence Michael James Stanislaus Dennis
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