The Hypnotist Poem Rhyme Scheme and Analysis
Rhyme Scheme: AABBAAAACC DAAAEEAAFFBBGGAA HAAAIIJJKKLLMMJJAA FAAAJJAANNOOAA FJPJAAQQRRSSKKTTFF UAAAOOVWAAXXYYZZOOAA AAA2A2 AAAAAA| A man once read with mind surprised | A |
| Of the way that people were hypnotised | A |
| By waving hands you produced forsooth | B |
| A kind of trance where men told the truth | B |
| His mind was filled with wond'ring doubt | A |
| He grabbed his hat and he started out | A |
| He walked the street and he made a set | A |
| At the first half dozen folk he met | A |
| He tranced them all and without a joke | C |
| 'Twas much as follows the subjects spoke | C |
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| First Man | D |
| I am a doctor London made | A |
| Listen to me and you'll hear displayed | A |
| A few of the tricks of the doctor's trade | A |
| 'Twill sometimes chance when a patient's ill | E |
| That a doae or draught or a lightning pill | E |
| A little too strong or a little too hot | A |
| Will work its way to a vital spot | A |
| And then I watch with a sickly grin | F |
| While the patient 'passes his counters in' | F |
| But when he has gone with his fleeting breath | B |
| I certify that the cause of death | B |
| Was something Latin and something long | G |
| And who is to say that the doctor's wrong | G |
| So I go my way with a stately tread | A |
| While my patients sleep with the dreamless dead | A |
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| Next Please | H |
| I am a barrister wigged and gowned | A |
| Of stately presence and look profound | A |
| Listen awhile till I show you round | A |
| When courts are sitting and work is flush | I |
| I hurry about in a frantic rush | I |
| I take your brief and I look to see | J |
| That the same is marked with a thumping fee | J |
| But just as your case is drawing near | K |
| I bob serenely and disappear | K |
| And away in another court I lurk | L |
| While a junior barrister does your work | L |
| And I ask my fee with a courtly grace | M |
| Although I never came near the case | M |
| But the loss means ruin too you maybe | J |
| But nevertheless I must have my fee | J |
| For the lawyer laughs in his cruel sport | A |
| While his clients march to the Bankrupt Court | A |
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| Third Man | F |
| I am a banker wealthy and bold | A |
| A solid man and I keep my hold | A |
| Over a pile of the public's gold | A |
| I am as skilled as skilled can be | J |
| In every matter of s d | J |
| I count the money and night by night | A |
| I balance it up to a farthing right | A |
| In sooth 'twould a stranger's soul perplex | N |
| My double entry and double checks | N |
| Yet it sometimes happens by some strange crook | O |
| That a ledger keeper will 'take his hook' | O |
| With a couple of hundred thousand 'quid' | A |
| And no one can tell how the thing was did | A |
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| Fourth Man | F |
| I am an editor bold and free | J |
| Behind the great impersonal 'We' | P |
| I hold the power of the Mystic Three | J |
| What scoundrel ever would dare to hint | A |
| That anything crooked appears in print | A |
| Perhaps an actor is all the rage | Q |
| He struts his hour on the mimic stage | Q |
| With skill he interprets all the scenes | R |
| And yet next morning I give him beans | R |
| I slate his show from the floats to flies | S |
| Because the beggar won't advertise | S |
| And sometimes columns of print appear | K |
| About a mine and it makes it clear | K |
| That the same is all that one's heart could wish | T |
| A dozen ounces to every dish | T |
| But the reason we print those statements fine | F |
| Is the editor's uncle owns the mine | F |
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| The Last Straw | U |
| A preacher I and I take my stand | A |
| In pulpit decked with gown and band | A |
| To point the way to a better land | A |
| With sanctimonious and reverent look | O |
| I read it out of the sacred book | O |
| That he who would open the golden door | V |
| Must give his all to the starving poor | W |
| But I vary the practice to some extent | A |
| By investing money at twelve per cent | A |
| And after I've preached for a decent while | X |
| I clear for 'home' with a lordly pile | X |
| I frighten my congregation well | Y |
| With fear of torment and threats of hell | Y |
| Although I know that the scientists | Z |
| Can't find that any such place exists | Z |
| And when they prove it beyond mistake | O |
| That the world took millions of years to make | O |
| And never was built by the seventh day | A |
| I say in a pained and insulted way | A |
| that 'Thomas also presumed to doubt' | A |
| And thus do I rub my opponents out | A |
| For folks may widen their mental range | A2 |
| But priest and parson thay never change | A2 |
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| With dragging footsteps and downcast head | A |
| The hypnotiser went home to bed | A |
| And since that very successful test | A |
| He has given the magic art a rest | A |
| Had he tried the ladies and worked it right | A |
| What curious tales might have come to light | A |
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