The Duties Of An Aide-de-camp Poem Rhyme Scheme and Analysis
Rhyme Scheme: AABBCCDEED FFGHHG EEDIID EEGJJG KKJLLJ MMNOON PPOQQO RRBSSB BBOTTO OOUOOU BBNVVN WXBTTB YYBEZB YYYEEYOh some folk think vice royalty is festive and hilarious | A |
The duties of an A D C are manifold and various | A |
So listen whilst I tell in song | B |
The duties of an aide de cong | B |
Whatsoever betide | C |
To the Governor's side | C |
We must stick or the public would eat him | D |
For each bounder we see | E |
Says Just introduce me | E |
To His Lordship I'm anxious to meet him | D |
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Then they grab at his paw | F |
And they chatter and jaw | F |
Till they'd talk him to death if we'd let 'em | G |
And the folk he has met | H |
They are all in a fret | H |
Just for fear he might chance to forget 'em | G |
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When some local King Billy | E |
Is talking him silly | E |
Or the pound keeper's wife has waylaid him | D |
From folks of that stamp | I |
When he has to decamp | I |
We're his aides to decamp so we aid him | D |
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Then some feminine beauty | E |
Will come and salute ye | E |
She may be a Miss or a Madam | G |
Or a man comes in view | J |
Bails you up How de do | J |
And you don't know the fellow from Adam | G |
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But you've got to keep sweet | K |
With each man that you meet | K |
And a trifle like this mustn't bar you | J |
So you clutch at his fin | L |
And you say with a grin | L |
Oh delighted to see you how are you | J |
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Then we do country shows | M |
Where some prize taker blows | M |
Of his pig a great vast forty stoner | N |
See my Lord ain't he fine | O |
How is that for a swine | O |
When it isn't a patch on its owner | N |
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We fix up the dinners | P |
For parsons and sinners | P |
And lawyers and bishops and showmen | O |
And a judge of the court | Q |
We put next to a sport | Q |
And an Orangeman next to a Roman | O |
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We send invitations | R |
To all celebrations | R |
Some Nobody's presence entreating | B |
And the old folks of all | S |
We invite to a ball | S |
And the young to a grandmothers' meeting | B |
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And when we go dancing | B |
Like cart horses prancing | B |
We plunge where the people are thickenkn' | O |
And each gay local swell | T |
Thinks it's off to dance well | T |
So he copies our style ain't it sickenin' | O |
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Then at banquets we dine | O |
And swig cheap nasty wine | O |
But the poor aide de camp mustn't funk it | U |
And they call it champagne | O |
But we're free to maintain | O |
That he feels real pain when he's drunk it | U |
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Then our horses bestriding | B |
We go out a riding | B |
Lest our health by confinement we'd injure | N |
You can notice the glare | V |
Of the Governor's hair | V |
When the little boys say Go it Ginger | N |
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Then some wandering lords | W |
They so often are frauds | X |
This out of way country invading | B |
If a man dresses well | T |
And behaves like a swell | T |
Then he's somebody's cook masquerading | B |
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But an out an out ass | Y |
With a thirst for the glass | Y |
And the symptoms of drink on his boko | B |
Who is perpetually | E |
Pursuing the ballet | Z |
He is always the true Orinoco | B |
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We must slave with our quills | Y |
Keep the cash pay the bills | Y |
Keep account of the liquor and victuals | Y |
So I think you'll agree | E |
That the gay A D C | E |
Has a life that's not all beer and skittles | Y |
Banjo Paterson
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