Permit me into the vicarage tonight
For there is no pedestals to lay hold on
Tonight is the night the children envisioned
Been waiting for their blooms to arrive ...
(With apologies to the singer of the “Song of the Banjo”.)
I'm a homely little bit of tin and bone;
I'm beloved by the Legion of the Lost;
I haven't got a “vox humana” tone,
And a dime or two will satisfy my cost.
I don't attempt your high-falutin' flights;
I am more or less uncertain on the key;
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