An Alibi Poem Rhyme Scheme and Analysis
Rhyme Scheme: AABBCDEE FFGGHHIIJJKKHHLLMMNN OOPPQRSSTTUUFFCDVW XXHH YZZA2A2N LLB2B2SS C2C2IICCD2D2CCE2E2EE CCF2F2G2G2C QQCCIICCWVCCD2 H2H2 I2I2YY CCMMCCC2C2CCJ2J2K2K2 CCEEL2L2 M2M2IISSN2N2CCO2O2P2 P2CCY CCCCCCQ2Q2CCCCR2R2CC J2J2CCP2P2 S2S2CCCCCCCCT2 CCCCP2P2CCU2 CCCA famous journalist who long | A |
Had told the great unheaded throng | A |
Whate'er they thought by day or night | B |
Was true as Holy Writ and right | B |
Was caught in well on second thought | C |
It is enough that he was caught | D |
And being thrown in jail became | E |
The fuel of a public flame | E |
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' Vox populi vox Dei ' said | F |
The jailer Inxling bent his head | F |
Without remark that motto good | G |
In bold faced type had always stood | G |
Above the columns where his pen | H |
Had rioted in praise of men | H |
And all they said provided he | I |
Was sure they mostly did agree | I |
Meanwhile a sharp and bitter strife | J |
To take or save the culprit's life | J |
Or liberty which I suppose | K |
Was much the same to him arose | K |
Outside The journal that his pen | H |
Adorned denounced his crime but then | H |
Its editor in secret tried | L |
To have the indictment set aside | L |
The opposition papers swore | M |
His father was a rogue before | M |
And all his wife's relations were | N |
Like him and similar to her | N |
They begged their readers to subscribe | O |
A dollar each to make a bribe | O |
That any Judge would feel was large | P |
Enough to prove the gravest charge | P |
Unless it might be the defense | Q |
Put up superior evidence | R |
The law's traditional delay | S |
Was all too short the trial day | S |
Dawned red and menacing The Judge | T |
Sat on the Bench and wouldn't budge | T |
And all the motions counsel made | U |
Could not move him and there he stayed | U |
'The case must now proceed ' he said | F |
'While I am just in heart and head | F |
It happens as indeed it ought | C |
Both sides with equal sums have bought | D |
My favor I can try the cause | V |
Impartially ' Prolonged applause | W |
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The prisoner was now arraigned | X |
And said that he was greatly pained | X |
To be suspected he whose pen | H |
Had charged so many other men | H |
With crimes and misdemeanors 'Why ' | - |
He said a tear in either eye | Y |
'If men who live by crying out | Z |
'Stop thief ' are not themselves from doubt | Z |
Of their integrity exempt | A2 |
Let all forego the vain attempt | A2 |
To make a reputation Sir | N |
I'm innocent and I demur ' | - |
Whereat a thousand voices cried | L |
Amain he manifestly lied | L |
Vox populi as loudly roared | B2 |
As bull by picadores gored | B2 |
In his own coin receiving pay | S |
To make a Spanish holiday | S |
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The jury twelve good men and true | C2 |
Were then sworn in to see it through | C2 |
And each made solemn oath that he | I |
As any babe unborn was free | I |
From prejudice opinion thought | C |
Respectability brains aught | C |
That could disqualify and some | D2 |
Explained that they were deaf and dumb | D2 |
A better twelve his Honor said | C |
Was rare except among the dead | C |
The witnesses were called and sworn | E2 |
The tales they told made angels mourn | E2 |
And the Good Book they'd kissed became | E |
Red with the consciousness of shame | E |
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Whenever one of them approached | C |
The truth 'That witness wasn't coached | C |
Your Honor ' cried the lawyers both | F2 |
'Strike out his testimony ' quoth | F2 |
The learned judge 'This Court denies | G2 |
Its ear to stories which surprise | G2 |
I hold that witnesses exempt | C |
From coaching all are in contempt ' | - |
Both Prosecution and Defense | Q |
Applauded the judicial sense | Q |
And the spectators all averred | C |
Such wisdom they had never heard | C |
'Twas plain the prisoner would be | I |
Found guilty in the first degree | I |
Meanwhile that wight's pale cheek confessed | C |
The nameless terrors in his breast | C |
He felt remorseful too because | W |
He wasn't half they said he was | V |
'If I'd been such a rogue ' he mused | C |
On opportunities unused | C |
'I might have easily become | D2 |
As wealthy as Methusalum ' | - |
This journalist adorned alas | H2 |
The middle not the Bible class | H2 |
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With equal skill the lawyers' pleas | I2 |
Attested their divided fees | I2 |
Each gave the other one the lie | Y |
Then helped him frame a sharp reply | Y |
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Good Lord it was a bitter fight | C |
And lasted all the day and night | C |
When once or oftener the roar | M |
Had silenced the judicial snore | M |
The speaker suffered for the sport | C |
By fining for contempt of court | C |
Twelve jurors' noses good and true | C2 |
Unceasing sang the trial through | C2 |
And even vox populi was spent | C |
In rattles through a nasal vent | C |
Clerk bailiff constables and all | J2 |
Heard Morpheus sound the trumpet call | J2 |
To arms his arms and all fell in | K2 |
Save counsel for the Man of Sin | K2 |
That thaumaturgist stood and swayed | C |
The wand their faculties obeyed | C |
That magic wand which like a flame | E |
Leapt wavered quivered and became | E |
A wonder worker known among | L2 |
The ignoble vulgar as a Tongue | L2 |
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How long O Lord how long my verse | M2 |
Runs on for better or for worse | M2 |
In meter which o'ermasters me | I |
Octosyllabically free | I |
A meter which the poets say | S |
No power of restraint can stay | S |
A hard mouthed meter suited well | N2 |
To him who having naught to tell | N2 |
Must hold attention as a trout | C |
Is held by paying out and out | C |
The slender line which else would break | O2 |
Should one attempt the fish to take | O2 |
Thus tavern guides who've naught to show | P2 |
But some adjacent curio | P2 |
By devious trails their patrons lead | C |
And make them think 't is far indeed | C |
Where was I | Y |
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While the lawyer talked | C |
The rogue took up his feet and walked | C |
While all about him roaring slept | C |
Into the street he calmly stepped | C |
In very truth the man who thought | C |
The people's voice from heaven had caught | C |
God's inspiration took a change | Q2 |
Of venue it was passing strange | Q2 |
Straight to his editor he went | C |
And that ingenious person sent | C |
A Negro to impersonate | C |
The fugitive In adequate | C |
Disguise he took his vacant place | R2 |
And buried in his arms his face | R2 |
When all was done the lawyer stopped | C |
And silence like a bombshell dropped | C |
Upon the Court judge jury all | J2 |
Within that venerable hall | J2 |
Except the deaf and dumb indeed | C |
And one or two whom death had freed | C |
Awoke and tried to look as though | P2 |
Slumber was all they did not know | P2 |
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And now that tireless lawyer man | S2 |
Took breath and then again began | S2 |
'Your Honor if you did attend | C |
To what I've urged my learned friend | C |
Nodded concurrence to support | C |
The motion I have made this court | C |
May soon adjourn With your assent | C |
I've shown abundant precedent | C |
For introducing now though late | C |
New evidence to exculpate | C |
My client So if you'll allow | T2 |
I'll prove an alibi ' 'What how ' | - |
Stammered the judge 'Well yes I can't | C |
Deny your showing and I grant | C |
The motion Do I understand | C |
You undertake to prove good land | C |
That when the crime you mean to show | P2 |
Your client wasn't there ' 'O no | P2 |
I cannot quite do that I find | C |
My alibi's another kind | C |
Of alibi I'll make it clear | U2 |
Your Honor that he isn't here ' | - |
The Darky here upreared his head | C |
Tranquillity affrighted fled | C |
And consternation reigned instead | C |
Ambrose Bierce
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