An Alibi Poem Rhyme Scheme and Analysis

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A famous journalist who longA
Had told the great unheaded throngA
Whate'er they thought by day or nightB
Was true as Holy Writ and rightB
Was caught in well on second thoughtC
It is enough that he was caughtD
And being thrown in jail becameE
The fuel of a public flameE
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' Vox populi vox Dei ' saidF
The jailer Inxling bent his headF
Without remark that motto goodG
In bold faced type had always stoodG
Above the columns where his penH
Had rioted in praise of menH
And all they said provided heI
Was sure they mostly did agreeI
Meanwhile a sharp and bitter strifeJ
To take or save the culprit's lifeJ
Or liberty which I supposeK
Was much the same to him aroseK
Outside The journal that his penH
Adorned denounced his crime but thenH
Its editor in secret triedL
To have the indictment set asideL
The opposition papers sworeM
His father was a rogue beforeM
And all his wife's relations wereN
Like him and similar to herN
They begged their readers to subscribeO
A dollar each to make a bribeO
That any Judge would feel was largeP
Enough to prove the gravest chargeP
Unless it might be the defenseQ
Put up superior evidenceR
The law's traditional delayS
Was all too short the trial dayS
Dawned red and menacing The JudgeT
Sat on the Bench and wouldn't budgeT
And all the motions counsel madeU
Could not move him and there he stayedU
'The case must now proceed ' he saidF
'While I am just in heart and headF
It happens as indeed it oughtC
Both sides with equal sums have boughtD
My favor I can try the causeV
Impartially ' Prolonged applauseW
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The prisoner was now arraignedX
And said that he was greatly painedX
To be suspected he whose penH
Had charged so many other menH
With crimes and misdemeanors 'Why '-
He said a tear in either eyeY
'If men who live by crying outZ
'Stop thief ' are not themselves from doubtZ
Of their integrity exemptA2
Let all forego the vain attemptA2
To make a reputation SirN
I'm innocent and I demur '-
Whereat a thousand voices criedL
Amain he manifestly liedL
Vox populi as loudly roaredB2
As bull by picadores goredB2
In his own coin receiving payS
To make a Spanish holidayS
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The jury twelve good men and trueC2
Were then sworn in to see it throughC2
And each made solemn oath that heI
As any babe unborn was freeI
From prejudice opinion thoughtC
Respectability brains aughtC
That could disqualify and someD2
Explained that they were deaf and dumbD2
A better twelve his Honor saidC
Was rare except among the deadC
The witnesses were called and swornE2
The tales they told made angels mournE2
And the Good Book they'd kissed becameE
Red with the consciousness of shameE
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Whenever one of them approachedC
The truth 'That witness wasn't coachedC
Your Honor ' cried the lawyers bothF2
'Strike out his testimony ' quothF2
The learned judge 'This Court deniesG2
Its ear to stories which surpriseG2
I hold that witnesses exemptC
From coaching all are in contempt '-
Both Prosecution and DefenseQ
Applauded the judicial senseQ
And the spectators all averredC
Such wisdom they had never heardC
'Twas plain the prisoner would beI
Found guilty in the first degreeI
Meanwhile that wight's pale cheek confessedC
The nameless terrors in his breastC
He felt remorseful too becauseW
He wasn't half they said he wasV
'If I'd been such a rogue ' he musedC
On opportunities unusedC
'I might have easily becomeD2
As wealthy as Methusalum '-
This journalist adorned alasH2
The middle not the Bible classH2
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With equal skill the lawyers' pleasI2
Attested their divided feesI2
Each gave the other one the lieY
Then helped him frame a sharp replyY
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Good Lord it was a bitter fightC
And lasted all the day and nightC
When once or oftener the roarM
Had silenced the judicial snoreM
The speaker suffered for the sportC
By fining for contempt of courtC
Twelve jurors' noses good and trueC2
Unceasing sang the trial throughC2
And even vox populi was spentC
In rattles through a nasal ventC
Clerk bailiff constables and allJ2
Heard Morpheus sound the trumpet callJ2
To arms his arms and all fell inK2
Save counsel for the Man of SinK2
That thaumaturgist stood and swayedC
The wand their faculties obeyedC
That magic wand which like a flameE
Leapt wavered quivered and becameE
A wonder worker known amongL2
The ignoble vulgar as a TongueL2
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How long O Lord how long my verseM2
Runs on for better or for worseM2
In meter which o'ermasters meI
Octosyllabically freeI
A meter which the poets sayS
No power of restraint can stayS
A hard mouthed meter suited wellN2
To him who having naught to tellN2
Must hold attention as a troutC
Is held by paying out and outC
The slender line which else would breakO2
Should one attempt the fish to takeO2
Thus tavern guides who've naught to showP2
But some adjacent curioP2
By devious trails their patrons leadC
And make them think 't is far indeedC
Where was IY
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While the lawyer talkedC
The rogue took up his feet and walkedC
While all about him roaring sleptC
Into the street he calmly steppedC
In very truth the man who thoughtC
The people's voice from heaven had caughtC
God's inspiration took a changeQ2
Of venue it was passing strangeQ2
Straight to his editor he wentC
And that ingenious person sentC
A Negro to impersonateC
The fugitive In adequateC
Disguise he took his vacant placeR2
And buried in his arms his faceR2
When all was done the lawyer stoppedC
And silence like a bombshell droppedC
Upon the Court judge jury allJ2
Within that venerable hallJ2
Except the deaf and dumb indeedC
And one or two whom death had freedC
Awoke and tried to look as thoughP2
Slumber was all they did not knowP2
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And now that tireless lawyer manS2
Took breath and then again beganS2
'Your Honor if you did attendC
To what I've urged my learned friendC
Nodded concurrence to supportC
The motion I have made this courtC
May soon adjourn With your assentC
I've shown abundant precedentC
For introducing now though lateC
New evidence to exculpateC
My client So if you'll allowT2
I'll prove an alibi ' 'What how '-
Stammered the judge 'Well yes I can'tC
Deny your showing and I grantC
The motion Do I understandC
You undertake to prove good landC
That when the crime you mean to showP2
Your client wasn't there ' 'O noP2
I cannot quite do that I findC
My alibi's another kindC
Of alibi I'll make it clearU2
Your Honor that he isn't here '-
The Darky here upreared his headC
Tranquillity affrighted fledC
And consternation reigned insteadC

Ambrose Bierce



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