A Matter Of Knack Poem Rhyme Scheme and Analysis

Rhyme Scheme: ABCBB CDADD CEFEE CGAGG HGAIG

Jock M'Pherson was a person who was boastful in conversin'A
But respectable and ponderous and dignified withalB
Con M'Carty was a party who was something of a smartyC
And beside the big M'Pherson looked particularly smallB
But Cornelius M'Carty he was artful after allB
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When Cornelius M'Carty thought M'Pherson was his dart heC
Made a wager he could carry him a mile along the trackD
Which considering M'Pherson was a very weighty personA
Was a risky undertaking for M'Carty's little backD
But Cornelius protested it depended on the knackD
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Take yer coat off called M'Carty and M'Pherson gave a start heC
Hadn't bargained for proceedings the reverse of dignifiedE
But he felt he had the best of the arrangement Take yer vest offF
Said M'Carty and M'Pherson very graciously compliedE
It was in the private parlor and the crowd was all outsideE
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Take yer boots off said M'Carty in a cheerful tone and heartyC
But M'Pherson he objected that the crowd would see his toesG
Said M'Carty See M'Pherson there ain't any sense in cursin'A
Take yer boots off I don't reckon to be handicapped with thoseG
I am not the sort of juggins you apparently supposeG
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This M'Pherson's wrath arouses But said he I'll keep me trousersH
Not a trouser said M'Carty or to me the wager goesG
The conditions you're reversin' I will carry you M'PhersonA
But the wager doesn't say a blessed word about yer clothesI
That was how the small M'Carty had M'Pherson by the noseG

William Thomas Goodge



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