Thomson Green And Harriet Hale Poem Rhyme Scheme and Analysis

Rhyme Scheme: A AABB CCDD EEDD FFGG HIJJ AABB KKLL MMNN OOPP QQRR AABB CCDD SSBB NNDD TTDD AABB

To be sung to the Air of An 'Orrible TaleA
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Oh list to this incredible taleA
Of THOMSON GREEN and HARRIET HALEA
Its truth in one remark you'll sumB
Twaddle twaddle twaddle twaddle twaddle twaddle twumB
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Oh THOMSON GREEN was an auctioneerC
And made three hundred pounds a yearC
And HARRIET HALE most strange to sayD
Gave pianoforte lessons at a sovereign a dayD
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Oh THOMSON GREEN I may remarkE
Met HARRIET HALE in Regent's ParkE
Where he in a casual kind of wayD
Spoke of the extraordinary beauty of the dayD
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They met again and strange though trueF
He courted her for a month or twoF
Then to her pa he said says heG
Old man I love your daughter and your daughter worships meG
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Their names were regularly bannedH
The wedding day was settled andI
I've ascertained by dint of searchJ
They were married on the quiet at St Mary Abbot's ChurchJ
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Oh list to this incredible taleA
Of THOMSON GREEN and HARRIET HALEA
Its truth in one remark you'll sumB
Twaddle twaddle twaddle twaddle twaddle twaddle twumB
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That very self same afternoonK
They started on their honeymoonK
And oh astonishment took flightL
To a pretty little cottage close to Shanklin Isle of WightL
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But now you'll doubt my word I knowM
In a month they both returned and loM
Astounding fact this happy pairN
Took a gentlemanly residence in Canonbury SquareN
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They led a weird and reckless lifeO
They dined each day this man and wifeO
Pray disbelieve it if you pleaseP
On a joint of meat a pudding and a little bit of cheeseP
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In time came those maternal joysQ
Which take the form of girls or boysQ
And strange to say of each they'd oneR
A tiddy iddy daughter and a tiddy iddy sonR
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Oh list to this incredible taleA
Of THOMSON GREEN and HARRIET HALEA
Its truth in one remark you'll sumB
Twaddle twaddle twaddle twaddle twaddle twaddle twumB
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My name for truth is gone I fearC
But monstrous as it may appearC
They let their drawing room one dayD
To an eligible person in the cotton broking wayD
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Whenever THOMSON GREEN fell sickS
His wife called in a doctor quickS
From whom some words like these would comeB
FIAT MIST SUMENDUM HAUSTUS in a COCHLEYAREUMB
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For thirty years this curious pairN
Hung out in Canonbury SquareN
And somehow wonderful to sayD
They loved each other dearly in a quiet sort of wayD
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Well THOMSON GREEN fell ill and diedT
For just a year his widow criedT
And then her heart she gave awayD
To the eligible lodger in the cotton broking wayD
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Oh list to this incredible taleA
Of THOMSON GREEN and HARRIET HALEA
Its truth in one remark you'll sumB
Twaddle twaddle twaddle twaddle twaddle twaddle twumB

William Schwenck Gilbert



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