The Two Ogres Poem Rhyme Scheme and Analysis
Rhyme Scheme: ABAB CDCD EFEG BHBH IJIK JLLL MNMN LLLL OLOL PBPB QPQP RSRS TLPL LTLT LLLL TPBP PPPP LLLL TPTP PPPP UPUP PPPP PBPB PPPP LSLSGood children list if you're inclined | A |
And wicked children too | B |
This pretty ballad is designed | A |
Especially for you | B |
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Two ogres dwelt in Wickham Wold | C |
Each TRAITS distinctive had | D |
The younger was as good as gold | C |
The elder was as bad | D |
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A wicked disobedient son | E |
Was JAMES M'ALPINE and | F |
A contrast to the elder one | E |
Good APPLEBODY BLAND | G |
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M'ALPINE brutes like him are few | B |
In greediness delights | H |
A melancholy victim to | B |
Unchastened appetites | H |
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Good well bred children every day | I |
He ravenously ate | J |
All boys were fish who found their way | I |
Into M'ALPINE'S net | K |
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Boys whose good breeding is innate | J |
Whose sums are always right | L |
And boys who don't expostulate | L |
When sent to bed at night | L |
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And kindly boys who never search | M |
The nests of birds of song | N |
And serious boys for whom in church | M |
No sermon is too long | N |
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Contrast with JAMES'S greedy haste | L |
And comprehensive hand | L |
The nice discriminating taste | L |
Of APPLEBODY BLAND | L |
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BLAND only eats bad boys who swear | O |
Who CAN behave but DON'T | L |
Disgraceful lads who say don't care | O |
And shan't and can't and won't | L |
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Who wet their shoes and learn to box | P |
And say what isn't true | B |
Who bite their nails and jam their frocks | P |
And make long noses too | B |
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Who kick a nurse's aged shin | Q |
And sit in sulky mopes | P |
And boys who twirl poor kittens in | Q |
Distracting zoetropes | P |
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But JAMES when he was quite a youth | R |
Had often been to school | S |
And though so bad to tell the truth | R |
He wasn't quite a fool | S |
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At logic few with him could vie | T |
To his peculiar sect | L |
He could propose a fallacy | P |
With singular effect | L |
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So when his Mentors said Expound | L |
Why eat good children why | T |
Upon his Mentors he would round | L |
With this absurd reply | T |
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I have been taught to love the good | L |
The pure the unalloyed | L |
And wicked boys I've understood | L |
I always should avoid | L |
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Why do I eat good children why | T |
Because I love them so | P |
But this was empty sophistry | B |
As your Papa can show | P |
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Now though the learning of his friends | P |
Was truly not immense | P |
They had a way of fitting ends | P |
By rule of common sense | P |
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Away away his Mentors cried | L |
Thou uncongenial pest | L |
A quirk's a thing we can't abide | L |
A quibble we detest | L |
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A fallacy in your reply | T |
Our intellect descries | P |
Although we don't pretend to spy | T |
Exactly where it lies | P |
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In misery and penal woes | P |
Must end a glutton's joys | P |
And learn how ogres punish those | P |
Who dare to eat good boys | P |
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Secured by fetter cramp and chain | U |
And gagged securely so | P |
You shall be placed in Drury Lane | U |
Where only good lads go | P |
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Surrounded there by virtuous boys | P |
You'll suffer torture wus | P |
Than that which constantly annoys | P |
Disgraceful TANTALUS | P |
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If you would learn the woes that vex | P |
Poor TANTALUS down there | B |
Pray borrow of Papa an ex | P |
Purgated LEMPRIERE | B |
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But as for BLAND who as it seems | P |
Eats only naughty boys | P |
We've planned a recompense that teems | P |
With gastronomic joys | P |
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Where wicked youths in crowds are stowed | L |
He shall unquestioned rule | S |
And have the run of Hackney Road | L |
Reformatory School | S |
William Schwenck Gilbert
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