The Humane Mikado Poem Rhyme Scheme and Analysis
Rhyme Scheme: ABCCDAEAAE FFFFEEEE GHIIHIJIIJKIHHIIIHHI FFFFEEEE IIEEIIILLIIEMMEIIHHI FFFFEEEEA more humane Mikado never | A |
Did in Japan exist | B |
To nobody second | C |
I'm certainly reckoned | C |
A true philanthropist | D |
It is my very humane endeavour | A |
To make to some extent | E |
Each evil liver | A |
A running river | A |
Of harmless merriment | E |
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My object all sublime | F |
I shall achieve in time | F |
To let the punishment fit the crime | F |
The punishment fit the crime | F |
And make each prisoner pent | E |
Unwillingly represent | E |
A source of innocent merriment | E |
Of innocent merriment | E |
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All prosy dull society sinners | G |
Who chatter and bleat and bore | H |
Are sent to hear sermons | I |
From mystical Germans | I |
Who preach from ten to four | H |
The amateur tenor whose vocal villainies | I |
All desire to shirk | J |
Shall during off hours | I |
Exhibit his powers | I |
To Madame Tussaud's waxwork | J |
The lady who dyes a chemical yellow | K |
Or stains her grey hair puce | I |
Or pinches her figger | H |
Is blacked like a nigger | H |
With permanent walnut juice | I |
The idiot who in railway carriages | I |
Scribbles on window panes | I |
We only suffer | H |
To ride on a buffer | H |
In Parliamentary trains | I |
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My object all sublime | F |
I shall achieve in time | F |
To let the punishment fit the crime | F |
The punishment fit the crime | F |
And make each prisoner pent | E |
Unwillingly represent | E |
A source of innocent merriment | E |
Of innocent merriment | E |
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The advertising quack who wearies | I |
With tales of countless cures | I |
His teeth I've enacted | E |
Shall all be extracted | E |
By terrified amateurs | I |
The music hall singer attends a series | I |
Of masses and fugues and ops | I |
By Bach interwoven | L |
With Spohr and Beethoven | L |
At classical Monday Pops | I |
The billiard sharp whom any one catches | I |
His doom's extremely hard | E |
He's made to dwell | M |
In a dungeon cell | M |
On a spot that's always barred | E |
And there he plays extravagant matches | I |
In fitless finger stalls | I |
On a cloth untrue | H |
With a twisted cue | H |
And elliptical billiard balls | I |
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My object all sublime | F |
I shall achieve in time | F |
To let the punishment fit the crime | F |
The punishment fit the crime | F |
And make each prisoner pent | E |
Unwillingly represent | E |
A source of innocent merriment | E |
Of innocent merriment | E |
William Schwenck Gilbert
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