The Captain And The Mermaids Poem Rhyme Scheme and Analysis

Rhyme Scheme: AABCDB EEDFFD DDDGGD HHIJJI DDKLLK MMLNNL OODDDD PPQDDQ DDPPPP PPRDDR DDDSSD LOPDDP OOTOOT UUVSSV WWKUUK XXUYYU ZZA2B2C2A2 D2D2UPPU

I SING a legend of the seaA
So hard a port upon your leeA
A ship on starboard tackB
She's bound upon a private cruiseC
This is the kind of spice I useD
To give a salt sea smackB
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Behold on every afternoonE
Save in a gale or strong MonsoonE
Great CAPTAIN CAPEL CLEGGSD
Great morally though rather shortF
Sat at an open weather portF
And aired his shapely legsD
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And Mermaids hung around in flocksD
On cable chains and distant rocksD
To gaze upon those limbsD
For legs like those of flesh and boneG
Are things not generally knownG
To any Merman TIMBSD
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But Mermen didn't seem to careH
Much time as far as I'm awareH
With CLEGGS'S legs to spendI
Though Mermaids swam around all dayJ
And gazed exclaiming THAT'S the wayJ
A gentleman should endI
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A pair of legs with well cut kneesD
And calves and ankles such as theseD
Which we in rapture hailK
Are far more eloquent it's clearL
When clothed in silk and kerseymereL
Than any nasty tailK
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And CLEGGS a worthy kind old boyM
Rejoiced to add to others' joyM
And when the day was dryL
Because it pleased the lookers onN
He sat from morn till night though conN
Stitutionally shyL
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At first the Mermen laughed Pooh poohO
But finally they jealous grewO
And sounded loud recallsD
But vainly So these fishy malesD
Declared they too would clothe their tailsD
In silken hose and smallsD
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They set to work these water menP
And made their nether robes but whenP
They drew with dainty touchQ
The kerseymere upon their tailsD
They found it scraped against their scalesD
And hurt them very muchQ
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The silk besides with which they choseD
To deck their tails by way of hoseD
They never thought of shoonP
For such a use was much too thinP
It tore against the caudal finP
And went in ladders soonP
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So they designed another planP
They sent their most seductive manP
This note to him to showR
Our Monarch sends to CAPTAIN CLEGGSD
His humble compliments and begsD
He'll join him down belowR
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We've pleasant homes below the seaD
Besides if CAPTAIN CLEGGS should beD
As our advices sayD
A judge of Mermaids he will findS
Our lady fish of every kindS
Inspection will repayD
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Good CAPEL sent a kind replyL
For CAPEL thought he could descryO
An admirable planP
To study all their ways and lawsD
But not their lady fish becauseD
He was a married manP
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The Merman sank the Captain tooO
Jumped overboard and dropped from viewO
Like stone from catapultT
And when he reached the Merman's lairO
He certainly was welcomed thereO
But ah with what resultT
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They didn't let him learn their lawU
Or make a note of what he sawU
Or interesting memV
The lady fish he couldn't findS
But that of course he didn't mindS
He didn't come for themV
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For though when CAPTAIN CAPEL sankW
The Mermen drawn in double rankW
Gave him a hearty hailK
Yet when secure of CAPTAIN CLEGGSU
They cut off both his lovely legsU
And gave him SUCH a tailK
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When CAPTAIN CLEGGS returned aboardX
His blithesome crew convulsive roar'dX
To see him altered soU
The Admiralty did insistY
That he upon the Half pay ListY
Immediately should goU
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In vain declared the poor old saltZ
It's my misfortune not my faultZ
With tear and trembling lipA2
In vain poor CAPEL begged and beggedB2
A man must be completely leggedC2
Who rules a British shipA2
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So spake the stern First Lord aloudD2
He was a wag though very proudD2
And much rejoiced to sayU
You're only half a captain nowP
And so my worthy friend I vowP
You'll only get half payU

William Schwenck Gilbert



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