The Captain And The Mermaids Poem Rhyme Scheme and Analysis
Rhyme Scheme: AABCDB EEDFFD DDDGGD HHIJJI DDKLLK MMLNNL OODDDD PPQDDQ DDPPPP PPRDDR DDDSSD LOPDDP OOTOOT UUVSSV WWKUUK XXUYYU ZZA2B2C2A2 D2D2UPPUI SING a legend of the sea | A |
So hard a port upon your lee | A |
A ship on starboard tack | B |
She's bound upon a private cruise | C |
This is the kind of spice I use | D |
To give a salt sea smack | B |
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Behold on every afternoon | E |
Save in a gale or strong Monsoon | E |
Great CAPTAIN CAPEL CLEGGS | D |
Great morally though rather short | F |
Sat at an open weather port | F |
And aired his shapely legs | D |
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And Mermaids hung around in flocks | D |
On cable chains and distant rocks | D |
To gaze upon those limbs | D |
For legs like those of flesh and bone | G |
Are things not generally known | G |
To any Merman TIMBS | D |
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But Mermen didn't seem to care | H |
Much time as far as I'm aware | H |
With CLEGGS'S legs to spend | I |
Though Mermaids swam around all day | J |
And gazed exclaiming THAT'S the way | J |
A gentleman should end | I |
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A pair of legs with well cut knees | D |
And calves and ankles such as these | D |
Which we in rapture hail | K |
Are far more eloquent it's clear | L |
When clothed in silk and kerseymere | L |
Than any nasty tail | K |
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And CLEGGS a worthy kind old boy | M |
Rejoiced to add to others' joy | M |
And when the day was dry | L |
Because it pleased the lookers on | N |
He sat from morn till night though con | N |
Stitutionally shy | L |
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At first the Mermen laughed Pooh pooh | O |
But finally they jealous grew | O |
And sounded loud recalls | D |
But vainly So these fishy males | D |
Declared they too would clothe their tails | D |
In silken hose and smalls | D |
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They set to work these water men | P |
And made their nether robes but when | P |
They drew with dainty touch | Q |
The kerseymere upon their tails | D |
They found it scraped against their scales | D |
And hurt them very much | Q |
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The silk besides with which they chose | D |
To deck their tails by way of hose | D |
They never thought of shoon | P |
For such a use was much too thin | P |
It tore against the caudal fin | P |
And went in ladders soon | P |
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So they designed another plan | P |
They sent their most seductive man | P |
This note to him to show | R |
Our Monarch sends to CAPTAIN CLEGGS | D |
His humble compliments and begs | D |
He'll join him down below | R |
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We've pleasant homes below the sea | D |
Besides if CAPTAIN CLEGGS should be | D |
As our advices say | D |
A judge of Mermaids he will find | S |
Our lady fish of every kind | S |
Inspection will repay | D |
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Good CAPEL sent a kind reply | L |
For CAPEL thought he could descry | O |
An admirable plan | P |
To study all their ways and laws | D |
But not their lady fish because | D |
He was a married man | P |
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The Merman sank the Captain too | O |
Jumped overboard and dropped from view | O |
Like stone from catapult | T |
And when he reached the Merman's lair | O |
He certainly was welcomed there | O |
But ah with what result | T |
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They didn't let him learn their law | U |
Or make a note of what he saw | U |
Or interesting mem | V |
The lady fish he couldn't find | S |
But that of course he didn't mind | S |
He didn't come for them | V |
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For though when CAPTAIN CAPEL sank | W |
The Mermen drawn in double rank | W |
Gave him a hearty hail | K |
Yet when secure of CAPTAIN CLEGGS | U |
They cut off both his lovely legs | U |
And gave him SUCH a tail | K |
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When CAPTAIN CLEGGS returned aboard | X |
His blithesome crew convulsive roar'd | X |
To see him altered so | U |
The Admiralty did insist | Y |
That he upon the Half pay List | Y |
Immediately should go | U |
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In vain declared the poor old salt | Z |
It's my misfortune not my fault | Z |
With tear and trembling lip | A2 |
In vain poor CAPEL begged and begged | B2 |
A man must be completely legged | C2 |
Who rules a British ship | A2 |
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So spake the stern First Lord aloud | D2 |
He was a wag though very proud | D2 |
And much rejoiced to say | U |
You're only half a captain now | P |
And so my worthy friend I vow | P |
You'll only get half pay | U |
William Schwenck Gilbert
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