The Baffled Grumbler Poem Rhyme Scheme and Analysis
Rhyme Scheme: AABCCBDDEFFEGGHH IIJKKJLLEMMEEEHH NNJOOJMMBKKBMMHHWhene'er I poke | A |
Sarcastic joke | A |
Replete with malice spiteful | B |
The people vile | C |
Politely smile | C |
And vote me quite delightful | B |
Now when a wight | D |
Sits up all night | D |
Ill natured jokes devising | E |
And all his wiles | F |
Are met with smiles | F |
It's hard there's no disguising | E |
Oh don't the days seem lank and long | G |
When all goes right and nothing goes wrong | G |
And isn't your life extremely flat | H |
With nothing whatever to grumble at | H |
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When German bands | I |
From music stands | I |
Play Wagner imperFECTly | J |
I bid them go | K |
They don't say no | K |
But off they trot directly | J |
The organ boys | L |
They stop their noise | L |
With readiness surprising | E |
And grinning herds | M |
Of hurdy gurds | M |
Retire apologising | E |
Oh don't the days seem lank and long | E |
When all goes right and nothing goes wrong | E |
And isn't your life extremely flat | H |
With nothing whatever to grumble at | H |
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I've offered gold | N |
In sums untold | N |
To all who'd contradict me | J |
I've said I'd pay | O |
A pound a day | O |
To any one who kicked me | J |
I've bribed with toys | M |
Great vulgar boys | M |
To utter something spiteful | B |
But bless you no | K |
They WILL be so | K |
Confoundedly politeful | B |
In short these aggravating lads | M |
They tickle my tastes they feed my fads | M |
They give me this and they give me that | H |
And I've nothing whatever to grumble at | H |
William Schwenck Gilbert
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