My Dream Poem Rhyme Scheme and Analysis
Rhyme Scheme: ABCC DDEE FFGG CCHH IIJJ KLFF MMNN OOFF PPII QQRR CCST MMUU NNVV WWXX YYZZ A2A2B2B2 C2C2PP D2D2E2E2 IIF2F2 G2G2A2A2 G2G2H2I2 J2J2II KLK2K2| The other night from cares exempt | A |
| I slept and what d'you think I dreamt | B |
| I dreamt that somehow I had come | C |
| To dwell in Topsy Turveydom | C |
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| Where vice is virtue virtue vice | D |
| Where nice is nasty nasty nice | D |
| Where right is wrong and wrong is right | E |
| Where white is black and black is white | E |
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| Where babies much to their surprise | F |
| Are born astonishingly wise | F |
| With every Science on their lips | G |
| And Art at all their finger tips | G |
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| For as their nurses dandle them | C |
| They crow binomial theorem | C |
| With views it seems absurd to us | H |
| On differential calculus | H |
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| But though a babe as I have said | I |
| Is born with learning in his head | I |
| He must forget it if he can | J |
| Before he calls himself a man | J |
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| For that which we call folly here | K |
| Is wisdom in that favoured sphere | L |
| The wisdom we so highly prize | F |
| Is blatant folly in their eyes | F |
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| A boy if he would push his way | M |
| Must learn some nonsense every day | M |
| And cut to carry out this view | N |
| His wisdom teeth and wisdom too | N |
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| Historians burn their midnight oils | O |
| Intent on giant killers' toils | O |
| And sages close their aged eyes | F |
| To other sages' lullabies | F |
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| Our magistrates in duty bound | P |
| Commit all robbers who are found | P |
| But there the Beaks so people said | I |
| Commit all robberies instead | I |
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| Our Judges pure and wise in tone | Q |
| Know crime from theory alone | Q |
| And glean the motives of a thief | R |
| From books and popular belief | R |
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| But there a Judge who wants to prime | C |
| His mind with true ideas of crime | C |
| Derives them from the common sense | S |
| Of practical experience | T |
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| Policemen march all folks away | M |
| Who practise virtue every day | M |
| Of course I mean to say you know | U |
| What we call virtue here below | U |
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| For only scoundrels dare to do | N |
| What we consider just and true | N |
| And only good men do in fact | V |
| What we should think a dirty act | V |
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| But strangest of these social twirls | W |
| The girls are boys the boys are girls | W |
| The men are women too but then | X |
| Per contra women all are men | X |
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| To one who to tradition clings | Y |
| This seems an awkward state of things | Y |
| But if to think it out you try | Z |
| It doesn't really signify | Z |
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| With them as surely as can be | A2 |
| A sailor should be sick at sea | A2 |
| And not a passenger may sail | B2 |
| Who cannot smoke right through a gale | B2 |
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| A soldier save by rarest luck | C2 |
| Is always shot for showing pluck | C2 |
| That is if others can be found | P |
| With pluck enough to fire a round | P |
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| How strange I said to one I saw | D2 |
| You quite upset our every law | D2 |
| However can you get along | E2 |
| So systematically wrong | E2 |
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| Dear me my mad informant said | I |
| Have you no eyes within your head | I |
| You sneer when you your hat should doff | F2 |
| Why we begin where you leave off | F2 |
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| Your wisest men are very far | G2 |
| Less learned than our babies are | G2 |
| I mused awhile and then oh me | A2 |
| I framed this brilliant repartee | A2 |
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| Although your babes are wiser far | G2 |
| Than our most valued sages are | G2 |
| Your sages with their toys and cots | H2 |
| Are duller than our idiots | I2 |
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| But this remark I grieve to state | J2 |
| Came just a little bit too late | J2 |
| For as I framed it in my head | I |
| I woke and found myself in bed | I |
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| Still I could wish that 'stead of here | K |
| My lot were in that favoured sphere | L |
| Where greatest fools bear off the bell | K2 |
| I ought to do extremely well | K2 |
William Schwenck Gilbert
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