Gregory Parable, Ll.d. Poem Rhyme Scheme and Analysis
Rhyme Scheme: ABCADEFGHDIIGJKAALL MMAALL LLNNKKDDLLOOKKPPQQLL RRKKSS TSKLLKASUKKAAVWK XXMMYYAAKKMMXXAAAAXX AADDZZA2A2AA AAMMB2B2AA XXAA AAC2C2KKBB| A leafy cot where no dry rot | A |
| Had ever been by tenant seen | B |
| Where ivy clung and wopses stung | C |
| Where beeses hummed and drummed and strummed | A |
| Where treeses grew and breezes blew | D |
| A thatchy roof quite waterproof | E |
| Where countless herds of dicky birds | F |
| Built twiggy beds to lay their heads | G |
| My mother begs I'll make it eggs | H |
| But though it's true that dickies do | D |
| Construct a nest with chirpy noise | I |
| With view to rest their eggy joys | I |
| 'Neath eavy sheds yet eggs and beds | G |
| As I explain to her in vain | J |
| Five hundred times are faulty rhymes | K |
| 'Neath such a cot built on a plot | A |
| Of freehold land dwelt MARY and | A |
| Her worthy father named by me | L |
| GREGORY PARABLE LL D | L |
| - | |
| He knew no guile this simple man | M |
| No worldly wile or plot or plan | M |
| Except that plot of freehold land | A |
| That held the cot and MARY and | A |
| Her worthy father named by me | L |
| GREGORY PARABLE LL D | L |
| - | |
| A grave and learned scholar he | L |
| Yet simple as a child could be | L |
| He'd shirk his meal to sit and cram | N |
| A goodish deal of Eton Gram | N |
| No man alive could him nonplus | K |
| With vocative of FILIUS | K |
| No man alive more fully knew | D |
| The passive of a verb or two | D |
| None better knew the worth than he | L |
| Of words that end in B D T | L |
| Upon his green in early spring | O |
| He might be seen endeavouring | O |
| To understand the hooks and crooks | K |
| Of HENRY and his Latin books | K |
| Or calling for his Caesar on | P |
| The Gallic War like any don | P |
| Or p'raps expounding unto all | Q |
| How mythic BALBUS built a wall | Q |
| So lived the sage who's named by me | L |
| GREGORY PARABLE LL D | L |
| - | |
| To him one autumn day there came | R |
| A lovely youth of mystic name | R |
| He took a lodging in the house | K |
| And fell a dodging snipe and grouse | K |
| For oh that mild scholastic one | S |
| Let shooting for a single gun | S |
| - | |
| By three or four when sport was o'er | T |
| The Mystic One laid by his gun | S |
| And made sheep's eyes of giant size | K |
| Till after tea at MARY P | L |
| And MARY P so kind was she | L |
| She too made eyes of giant size | K |
| Whose every dart right through the heart | A |
| Appeared to run that Mystic One | S |
| The Doctor's whim engrossing him | U |
| He did not know they flirted so | K |
| For save at tea MUSA MUSAE | K |
| As I'm advised monopolised | A |
| And rendered blind his giant mind | A |
| But looking up above his cup | V |
| One afternoon he saw them spoon | W |
| Aha quoth he you naughty lass | K |
| As quaint old OVID says 'Amas ' | - |
| - | |
| The Mystic Youth avowed the truth | X |
| And claiming ruth he said In sooth | X |
| I love your daughter aged man | M |
| Refuse to join us if you can | M |
| Treat not my offer sir with scorn | Y |
| I'm wealthy though I'm lowly born | Y |
| Young sir the aged scholar said | A |
| I never thought you meant to wed | A |
| Engrossed completely with my books | K |
| I little noticed lovers' looks | K |
| I've lived so long away from man | M |
| I do not know of any plan | M |
| By which to test a lover's worth | X |
| Except perhaps the test of birth | X |
| I've half forgotten in this wild | A |
| A father's duty to his child | A |
| It is his place I think it's said | A |
| To see his daughters richly wed | A |
| To dignitaries of the earth | X |
| If possible of noble birth | X |
| If noble birth is not at hand | A |
| A father may I understand | A |
| And this affords a chance for you | D |
| Be satisfied to wed her to | D |
| A BOUCICAULT or BARING which | Z |
| Means any one who's very rich | Z |
| Now there's an Earl who lives hard by | A2 |
| My child and I will go and try | A2 |
| If he will make the maid his bride | A |
| If not to you she shall be tied | A |
| - | |
| They sought the Earl that very day | A |
| The Sage began to say his say | A |
| The Earl a very wicked man | M |
| Whose face bore Vice's blackest ban | M |
| Cut short the scholar's simple tale | B2 |
| And said in voice to make them quail | B2 |
| Pooh go along you're drunk no doubt | A |
| Here PETERS turn these people out | A |
| - | |
| The Sage rebuffed in mode uncouth | X |
| Returning met the Mystic Youth | X |
| My darling boy the Scholar said | A |
| Take MARY blessings on your head | A |
| - | |
| The Mystic Boy undid his vest | A |
| And took a parchment from his breast | A |
| And said Now by that noble brow | C2 |
| I ne'er knew father such as thou | C2 |
| The sterling rule of common sense | K |
| Now reaps its proper recompense | K |
| Rejoice my soul's unequalled Queen | B |
| For I am DUKE OF GRETNA GREEN | B |
William Schwenck Gilbert
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