Etiquette. {1} Poem Rhyme Scheme and Analysis
Rhyme Scheme: ABCC BBDD EEFG HHII JJKK LLMM IINN OOPQ RRST AAUU VVAA STWW RRRR WWST LLXX YZTS DDUU A2A2B2B2 C2C2D2D2 E2E2ST F2F2UU IIKKThe Ballyshannon foundered off the coast of Cariboo | A |
And down in fathoms many went the captain and the crew | B |
Down went the owners greedy men whom hope of gain allured | C |
Oh dry the starting tear for they were heavily insured | C |
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Besides the captain and the mate the owners and the crew | B |
The passengers were also drowned excepting only two | B |
Young Peter GRAY who tasted teas for BAKER CROOP AND CO | D |
And SOMERS who from Eastern shores imported indigo | D |
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These passengers by reason of their clinging to a mast | E |
Upon a desert island were eventually cast | E |
They hunted for their meals as ALEXANDER SELKIRK used | F |
But they couldn't chat together they had not been introduced | G |
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For Peter GRAY and SOMERS too though certainly in trade | H |
Were properly particular about the friends they made | H |
And somehow thus they settled it without a word of mouth | I |
That GRAY should take the northern half while SOMERS took the south | I |
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On Peter'S portion oysters grew a delicacy rare | J |
But oysters were a delicacy Peter couldn't bear | J |
On SOMERS' side was turtle on the shingle lying thick | K |
Which SOMERS couldn't eat because it always made him sick | K |
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GRAY gnashed his teeth with envy as he saw a mighty store | L |
Of turtle unmolested on his fellow creature's shore | L |
The oysters at his feet aside impatiently he shoved | M |
For turtle and his mother were the only things he loved | M |
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And SOMERS sighed in sorrow as he settled in the south | I |
For the thought of Peter'S oysters brought the water to his mouth | I |
He longed to lay him down upon the shelly bed and stuff | N |
He had often eaten oysters but had never had enough | N |
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How they wished an introduction to each other they had had | O |
When on board the Ballyshannon And it drove them nearly mad | O |
To think how very friendly with each other they might get | P |
If it wasn't for the arbitrary rule of etiquette | Q |
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One day when out a hunting for the mus ridiculus | R |
GRAY overheard his fellow man soliloquizing thus | R |
I wonder how the playmates of my youth are getting on | S |
M'CONNELL S B WALTERS PADDY BYLES and ROBINSON | T |
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These simple words made Peter as delighted as could be | A |
Old chummies at the Charterhouse were ROBINSON and he | A |
He walked straight up to SOMERS then he turned extremely red | U |
Hesitated hummed and hawed a bit then cleared his throat and said | U |
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I beg your pardon pray forgive me if I seem too bold | V |
But you have breathed a name I knew familiarly of old | V |
You spoke aloud of ROBINSON I happened to be by | A |
You know him Yes extremely well Allow me so do I | A |
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It was enough they felt they could more pleasantly get on | S |
For ah the magic of the fact they each knew ROBINSON | T |
And Mr SOMERS' turtle was at Peter'S service quite | W |
And Mr SOMERS punished Peter'S oyster beds all night | W |
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They soon became like brothers from community of wrongs | R |
They wrote each other little odes and sang each other songs | R |
They told each other anecdotes disparaging their wives | R |
On several occasions too they saved each other's lives | R |
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They felt quite melancholy when they parted for the night | W |
And got up in the morning soon as ever it was light | W |
Each other's pleasant company they reckoned so upon | S |
And all because it happened that they both knew ROBINSON | T |
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They lived for many years on that inhospitable shore | L |
And day by day they learned to love each other more and more | L |
At last to their astonishment on getting up one day | X |
They saw a frigate anchored in the offing of the bay | X |
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To Peter an idea occurred Suppose we cross the main | Y |
So good an opportunity may not be found again | Z |
And SOMERS thought a minute then ejaculated Done | T |
I wonder how my business in the City's getting on | S |
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But stay said Mr Peter when in England as you know | D |
I earned a living tasting teas for BAKER CROOP AND CO | D |
I may be superseded my employers think me dead | U |
Then come with me said SOMERS and taste indigo instead | U |
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But all their plans were scattered in a moment when they found | A2 |
The vessel was a convict ship from Portland outward bound | A2 |
When a boat came off to fetch them though they felt it very kind | B2 |
To go on board they firmly but respectfully declined | B2 |
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As both the happy settlers roared with laughter at the joke | C2 |
They recognized a gentlemanly fellow pulling stroke | C2 |
'Twas ROBINSON a convict in an unbecoming frock | D2 |
Condemned to seven years for misappropriating stock | D2 |
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They laughed no more for SOMERS thought he had been rather rash | E2 |
In knowing one whose friend had misappropriated cash | E2 |
And Peter thought a foolish tack he must have gone upon | S |
In making the acquaintance of a friend of ROBINSON | T |
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At first they didn't quarrel very openly I've heard | F2 |
They nodded when they met and now and then exchanged a word | F2 |
The word grew rare and rarer still the nodding of the head | U |
And when they meet each other now they cut each other dead | U |
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To allocate the island they agreed by word of mouth | I |
And Peter takes the north again and SOMERS takes the south | I |
And Peter has the oysters which he hates in layers thick | K |
And SOMERS has the turtle turtle always makes him sick | K |
William Schwenck Gilbert
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