Etiquette. {1} Poem Rhyme Scheme and Analysis

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The Ballyshannon foundered off the coast of CaribooA
And down in fathoms many went the captain and the crewB
Down went the owners greedy men whom hope of gain alluredC
Oh dry the starting tear for they were heavily insuredC
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Besides the captain and the mate the owners and the crewB
The passengers were also drowned excepting only twoB
Young Peter GRAY who tasted teas for BAKER CROOP AND COD
And SOMERS who from Eastern shores imported indigoD
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These passengers by reason of their clinging to a mastE
Upon a desert island were eventually castE
They hunted for their meals as ALEXANDER SELKIRK usedF
But they couldn't chat together they had not been introducedG
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For Peter GRAY and SOMERS too though certainly in tradeH
Were properly particular about the friends they madeH
And somehow thus they settled it without a word of mouthI
That GRAY should take the northern half while SOMERS took the southI
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On Peter'S portion oysters grew a delicacy rareJ
But oysters were a delicacy Peter couldn't bearJ
On SOMERS' side was turtle on the shingle lying thickK
Which SOMERS couldn't eat because it always made him sickK
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GRAY gnashed his teeth with envy as he saw a mighty storeL
Of turtle unmolested on his fellow creature's shoreL
The oysters at his feet aside impatiently he shovedM
For turtle and his mother were the only things he lovedM
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And SOMERS sighed in sorrow as he settled in the southI
For the thought of Peter'S oysters brought the water to his mouthI
He longed to lay him down upon the shelly bed and stuffN
He had often eaten oysters but had never had enoughN
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How they wished an introduction to each other they had hadO
When on board the Ballyshannon And it drove them nearly madO
To think how very friendly with each other they might getP
If it wasn't for the arbitrary rule of etiquetteQ
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One day when out a hunting for the mus ridiculusR
GRAY overheard his fellow man soliloquizing thusR
I wonder how the playmates of my youth are getting onS
M'CONNELL S B WALTERS PADDY BYLES and ROBINSONT
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These simple words made Peter as delighted as could beA
Old chummies at the Charterhouse were ROBINSON and heA
He walked straight up to SOMERS then he turned extremely redU
Hesitated hummed and hawed a bit then cleared his throat and saidU
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I beg your pardon pray forgive me if I seem too boldV
But you have breathed a name I knew familiarly of oldV
You spoke aloud of ROBINSON I happened to be byA
You know him Yes extremely well Allow me so do IA
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It was enough they felt they could more pleasantly get onS
For ah the magic of the fact they each knew ROBINSONT
And Mr SOMERS' turtle was at Peter'S service quiteW
And Mr SOMERS punished Peter'S oyster beds all nightW
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They soon became like brothers from community of wrongsR
They wrote each other little odes and sang each other songsR
They told each other anecdotes disparaging their wivesR
On several occasions too they saved each other's livesR
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They felt quite melancholy when they parted for the nightW
And got up in the morning soon as ever it was lightW
Each other's pleasant company they reckoned so uponS
And all because it happened that they both knew ROBINSONT
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They lived for many years on that inhospitable shoreL
And day by day they learned to love each other more and moreL
At last to their astonishment on getting up one dayX
They saw a frigate anchored in the offing of the bayX
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To Peter an idea occurred Suppose we cross the mainY
So good an opportunity may not be found againZ
And SOMERS thought a minute then ejaculated DoneT
I wonder how my business in the City's getting onS
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But stay said Mr Peter when in England as you knowD
I earned a living tasting teas for BAKER CROOP AND COD
I may be superseded my employers think me deadU
Then come with me said SOMERS and taste indigo insteadU
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But all their plans were scattered in a moment when they foundA2
The vessel was a convict ship from Portland outward boundA2
When a boat came off to fetch them though they felt it very kindB2
To go on board they firmly but respectfully declinedB2
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As both the happy settlers roared with laughter at the jokeC2
They recognized a gentlemanly fellow pulling strokeC2
'Twas ROBINSON a convict in an unbecoming frockD2
Condemned to seven years for misappropriating stockD2
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They laughed no more for SOMERS thought he had been rather rashE2
In knowing one whose friend had misappropriated cashE2
And Peter thought a foolish tack he must have gone uponS
In making the acquaintance of a friend of ROBINSONT
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At first they didn't quarrel very openly I've heardF2
They nodded when they met and now and then exchanged a wordF2
The word grew rare and rarer still the nodding of the headU
And when they meet each other now they cut each other deadU
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To allocate the island they agreed by word of mouthI
And Peter takes the north again and SOMERS takes the southI
And Peter has the oysters which he hates in layers thickK
And SOMERS has the turtle turtle always makes him sickK

William Schwenck Gilbert



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