Bob Polter Poem Rhyme Scheme and Analysis

Rhyme Scheme: ABCB DEDE FGFG HBHB IDID JBJB KLML NONO LLLL PQPQ RNRN SLSL LLLL TBTB UTUT TVTV LTLT WBWB LLLL NNNN LTLT XSXS TTTT YLYL LLLL

BOB POLTER was a navvy andA
His hands were coarse and dirty tooB
His homely face was rough and tannedC
His time of life was thirty twoB
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He lived among a working clanD
A wife he hadn't got at allE
A decent steady sober manD
No saint however not at allE
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He smoked but in a modest wayF
Because he thought he needed itG
He drank a pot of beer a dayF
And sometimes he exceeded itG
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At times he'd pass with other menH
A loud convivial night or twoB
With very likely now and thenH
On Saturdays a fight or twoB
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But still he was a sober soulI
A labour never shirking manD
Who paid his way upon the wholeI
A decent English working manD
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One day when at the Nelson's HeadJ
For which he may be blamed of youB
A holy man appeared and saidJ
Oh ROBERT I'm ashamed of youB
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He laid his hand on ROBERT'S beerK
Before he could drink up anyL
And on the floor with sigh and tearM
He poured the pot of thruppennyL
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Oh ROBERT at this very barN
A truth you'll be discoveringO
A good and evil genius areN
Around your noddle hoveringO
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They both are here to bid you shunL
The other one's societyL
For Total Abstinence is oneL
The other InebrietyL
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He waved his hand a vapour cameP
A wizard POLTER reckoned himQ
A bogy rose and called his nameP
And with his finger beckoned himQ
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The monster's salient points to sumR
His heavy breath was porteryN
His glowing nose suggested rumR
His eyes were gin and WORteryN
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His dress was torn for dregs of aleS
And slops of gin had rusted itL
His pimpled face was wan and paleS
Where filth had not encrusted itL
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Come POLTER said the fiend beginL
And keep the bowl a flowing onL
A working man needs pints of ginL
To keep his clockwork going onL
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BOB shuddered Ah you've made a missT
If you take me for one of youB
You filthy beast get out of thisT
BOB POLTER don't wan't none of youB
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The demon gave a drunken shriekU
And crept away in stealthinessT
And lo instead a person sleekU
Who seemed to burst with healthinessT
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In me as your adviser hintsT
Of Abstinence you've got a typeV
Of MR TWEEDIE'S pretty printsT
I am the happy prototypeV
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If you abjure the social toastL
And pipes and such frivolitiesT
You possibly some day may boastL
My prepossessing qualitiesT
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BOB rubbed his eyes and made 'em blinkW
You almost make me tremble youB
If I abjure fermented drinkW
Shall I indeed resemble youB
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And will my whiskers curl so tightL
My cheeks grow smug and muttonyL
My face become so red and whiteL
My coat so blue and buttonyL
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Will trousers such as yours arrayN
Extremities inferiorN
Will chubbiness assert its swayN
All over my exteriorN
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In this my unenlightened stateL
To work in heavy boots I comesT
Will pumps henceforward decorateL
My tiddle toddle tootsicumsT
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And shall I get so plump and freshX
And look no longer seedilyS
My skin will henceforth fit my fleshX
So tightly and so TWEEDIE lyS
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The phantom said You'll have all thisT
You'll know no kind of huffinessT
Your life will be one chubby blissT
One long unruffled puffinessT
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Be off said irritated BOBY
Why come you here to bother oneL
You pharisaical old snobY
You're wuss almost than t'other oneL
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I takes my pipe I takes my potL
And drunk I'm never seen to beL
I'm no teetotaller or sotL
And as I am I mean to beL

William Schwenck Gilbert



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