An Unfortunate Likeness Poem Rhyme Scheme and Analysis
Rhyme Scheme: ABAB BBCB DEDF GHGH IJIJ BBBB BKLK MNMO BBBB PQPQ BRBS LBLB TUTB VBVB WNWN XBXB YBZB BA2BA2 N NZ KB2KB2 C2D2C2D2 E2F2E2F2 G2WH2 I2H2I2 BBBB| I'VE painted SHAKESPEARE all my life | A |
| quot An infant quot even then at quot play quot | B |
| quot A boy quot with stage ambition rife | A |
| Then quot Married to ANN HATHAWAY quot | B |
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| quot The bard's first ticket night quot or quot ben quot | B |
| His quot First appearance on the stage quot | B |
| His quot Call before the curtain quot then | C |
| quot Rejoicings when he came of age quot | B |
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| The bard play writing in his room | D |
| The bard a humble lawyer's clerk | E |
| The bard a lawyer parson groom | D |
| The bard deer stealing after dark | F |
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| The bard a tradesman and a Jew | G |
| The bard a botanist a beak | H |
| The bard a skilled musician too | G |
| A sheriff and a surgeon eke | H |
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| Yet critics say a friendly stock | I |
| That though it's evident I try | J |
| Yet even I can barely mock | I |
| The glimmer of his wondrous eye | J |
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| One morning as a work I framed | B |
| There passed a person walking hard | B |
| quot My gracious goodness quot I exclaimed | B |
| quot How very like my dear old bard | B |
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| quot Oh what a model he would make quot | B |
| I rushed outside impulsive me | K |
| quot Forgive the liberty I take | L |
| But you're so very quot quot Stop quot said he | K |
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| quot You needn't waste your breath or time | M |
| I know what you are going to say | N |
| That you're an artist and that I'm | M |
| Remarkably like SHAKESPEARE Eh | O |
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| quot You wish that I would sit to you quot | B |
| I clasped him madly round the waist | B |
| And breathlessly replied quot I do quot | B |
| quot All right quot said he quot but please make haste quot | B |
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| I led him by his hallowed sleeve | P |
| And worked away at him apace | Q |
| I painted him till dewy eve | P |
| There never was a nobler face | Q |
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| quot Oh sir quot I said quot a fortune grand | B |
| Is yours by dint of merest chance | R |
| To sport HIS brow at second hand | B |
| To wear HIS cast off countenance | S |
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| quot To rub HIS eyes whene'er they ache | L |
| To wear HIS baldness ere you're old | B |
| To clean HIS teeth when you awake | L |
| To blow HIS nose when you've a cold quot | B |
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| His eyeballs glistened in his eyes | T |
| I sat and watched and smoked my pipe | U |
| quot Bravo quot I said quot I recognize | T |
| The phrensy of your prototype quot | B |
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| His scanty hair he wildly tore | V |
| quot That's right quot said I quot it shows your breed quot | B |
| He danced he stamped he wildly swore | V |
| quot Bless me that's very fine indeed quot | B |
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| quot Sir quot said the grand Shakesperian boy | W |
| Continuing to blaze away | N |
| quot You think my face a source of joy | W |
| That shows you know not what you say | N |
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| quot Forgive these yells and cellar flaps | X |
| I'm always thrown in some such state | B |
| When on his face well meaning chaps | X |
| This wretched man congratulate | B |
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| quot For oh this face this pointed chin | Y |
| This nose this brow these eyeballs too | B |
| Have always been the origin | Z |
| Of all the woes I ever knew | B |
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| quot If to the play my way I find | B |
| To see a grand Shakesperian piece | A2 |
| I have no rest no ease of mind | B |
| Until the author's puppets cease | A2 |
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| quot Men nudge each other thus and say | N |
| 'This certainly is SHAKESPEARE'S son ' | - |
| And merry wags of course in play | N |
| Cry 'Author ' when the piece is done | Z |
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| quot In church the people stare at me | K |
| Their soul the sermon never binds | B2 |
| I catch them looking round to see | K |
| And thoughts of SHAKESPEARE fill their minds | B2 |
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| quot And sculptors fraught with cunning wile | C2 |
| Who find it difficult to crown | D2 |
| A bust with BROWN'S insipid smile | C2 |
| Or TOMKINS'S unmannered frown | D2 |
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| quot Yet boldly make my face their own | E2 |
| When oh presumption they require | F2 |
| To animate a paving stone | E2 |
| With SHAKESPEARE'S intellectual fire | F2 |
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| quot At parties where young ladies gaze | G2 |
| And I attempt to speak my joy | W |
| 'Hush pray ' some lovely creature says | H2 |
| 'The fond illusion don't destroy ' | - |
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| quot Whene'er I speak my soul is wrung | I2 |
| With these or some such whisperings | H2 |
| ''Tis pity that a SHAKESPEARE'S tongue | I2 |
| Should say such un Shakesperian things ' | - |
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| quot I should not thus be criticised | B |
| Had I a face of common wont | B |
| Don't envy me now be advised quot | B |
| And now I think of it I don't | B |
William Schwenck Gilbert
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