A Discontented Sugar Broker Poem Rhyme Scheme and Analysis
Rhyme Scheme: ABABCDEEB FGFGHHIIG BEBEJKLLE MEMENNMME OEOEPPQQE RPRPEERRP ESETPPUUT PEPEVVFFE WPWPFFXXP YZYZEEYYZ OEOEJJA2A2E B2JB2JJJEEJ C2 JD2JD2JJJJJJD2| A gentleman of City fame | A |
| Now claims your kind attention | B |
| East India broking was his game | A |
| His name I shall not mention | B |
| No one of finely pointed sense | C |
| Would violate a confidence | D |
| And shall I go | E |
| And do it No | E |
| His name I shall not mention | B |
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| He had a trusty wife and true | F |
| And very cosy quarters | G |
| A manager a boy or two | F |
| Six clerks and seven porters | G |
| A broker must be doing well | H |
| As any lunatic can tell | H |
| Who can employ | I |
| An active boy | I |
| Six clerks and seven porters | G |
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| His knocker advertised no dun | B |
| No losses made him sulky | E |
| He had one sorrow only one | B |
| He was extremely bulky | E |
| A man must be I beg to state | J |
| Exceptionally fortunate | K |
| Who owns his chief | L |
| And only grief | L |
| Is being very bulky | E |
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| This load he'd say I cannot bear | M |
| I'm nineteen stone or twenty | E |
| Henceforward I'll go in for air | M |
| And exercise in plenty | E |
| Most people think that should it come | N |
| They can reduce a bulging tum | N |
| To measures fair | M |
| By taking air | M |
| And exercise in plenty | E |
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| In every weather every day | O |
| Dry muddy wet or gritty | E |
| He took to dancing all the way | O |
| From Brompton to the City | E |
| You do not often get the chance | P |
| Of seeing sugar brokers dance | P |
| From their abode | Q |
| In Fulham Road | Q |
| Through Brompton to the City | E |
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| He braved the gay and guileless laugh | R |
| Of children with their nusses | P |
| The loud uneducated chaff | R |
| Of clerks on omnibuses | P |
| Against all minor things that rack | E |
| A nicely balanced mind I'll back | E |
| The noisy chaff | R |
| And ill bred laugh | R |
| Of clerks on omnibuses | P |
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| His friends who heard his money chink | E |
| And saw the house he rented | S |
| And knew his wife could never think | E |
| What made him discontented | T |
| It never entered their pure minds | P |
| That fads are of eccentric kinds | P |
| Nor would they own | U |
| That fat alone | U |
| Could make one discontented | T |
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| Your riches know no kind of pause | P |
| Your trade is fast advancing | E |
| You dance but not for joy because | P |
| You weep as you are dancing | E |
| To dance implies that man is glad | V |
| To weep implies that man is sad | V |
| But here are you | F |
| Who do the two | F |
| You weep as you are dancing | E |
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| His mania soon got noised about | W |
| And into all the papers | P |
| His size increased beyond a doubt | W |
| For all his reckless capers | P |
| It may seem singular to you | F |
| But all his friends admit it true | F |
| The more he found | X |
| His figure round | X |
| The more he cut his capers | P |
| - | |
| His bulk increased no matter that | Y |
| He tried the more to toss it | Z |
| He never spoke of it as fat | Y |
| But adipose deposit | Z |
| Upon my word it seems to me | E |
| Unpardonable vanity | E |
| And worse than that | Y |
| To call your fat | Y |
| An adipose deposit | Z |
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| At length his brawny knees gave way | O |
| And on the carpet sinking | E |
| Upon his shapeless back he lay | O |
| And kicked away like winking | E |
| Instead of seeing in his state | J |
| The finger of unswerving Fate | J |
| He laboured still | A2 |
| To work his will | A2 |
| And kicked away like winking | E |
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| His friends disgusted with him now | B2 |
| Away in silence wended | J |
| I hardly like to tell you how | B2 |
| This dreadful story ended | J |
| The shocking sequel to impart | J |
| I must employ the limner's art | J |
| If you would know | E |
| This sketch will show | E |
| How his exertions ended | J |
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| MORAL | C2 |
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| I hate to preach I hate to prate | J |
| I'm no fanatic croaker | D2 |
| But learn contentment from the fate | J |
| Of this East India broker | D2 |
| He'd everything a man of taste | J |
| Could ever want except a waist | J |
| And discontent | J |
| His size anent | J |
| And bootless perseverance blind | J |
| Completely wrecked the peace of mind | J |
| Of this East India broker | D2 |
William Schwenck Gilbert
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